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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
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Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30465
>>30463
>>30464
Fair point
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30467
30470
>everyone is kill
Goodnight
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30468
30472 30473 30475
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Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30470
30471
>>30467
nope
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.30471
>>30470
Awww, but I wanted sleep
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30472
>>30468
Thank you
Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30473
30474
>>30468
What I want to hear really is why you don't like me. I'll wait for that I guess.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30474
30476 30479 30588
>>30473
Well, for starters, you delet countless posts at your own discretion just because you feel like it, and you have a chronic habit of taking everything so personally that you even allow your shitty personality to leak into things as dandy as RPGs.
*goes to bed and unplugs computer*
MEYbI
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No.30475
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Trump's Faggot
MEYbI
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No.30476
30477
>>30474
Okay, is there a way to get over that? And what else?
Mrs. Sentry
DLwH9
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No.30477
30478
>>30476
You could start by not deleting/editing posts at your own convenience, and maybe we could learn to get along after that.
*Turns off phone*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30478
>>30477
Okay, but will you really give it a chance? And see >>30475 because I am dead serious when I say I do not understand your character (or you) at all.

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30479
>>30474
I know I have problems
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30485
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Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30486
30487 30488
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>>30485
This is that damned part of year where the apartment complex switches the air-conditioner to a heat pump so it heats, and then the Schizophrenic weather changes and it can be 80 degrees inside for days at a time. It's miserable. Thankfully the weather is staying cold for now, but it happened the last two Decembers

Trumpaladin rides in to the scene on Gleaming Brass Dragonne, who herself would be a suitable respresentative for the group, as "For Those About to Rock" plays as he glides down. He dismounts and stands besides Fae, taking off his helmet, and showing his luscious hair.

"Greetings, Gentleman! Welcome to Port Barry!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30487
>>30486
This is spoken to the group as a whole, which would mean both the regulars and Sigmund
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30488
30490
>>30486
Ever one to make an entrance, and in standard form, Trump arrives and wows the crowd to sounds of awe.
"Well met Mr. Trump! I have been instructed by Baz to relay a bit of information. These youths have been selected to take part in a Football-exchange program. They are tasked with living in, working with, and experiencing Football in its natural habitat for a period to be determined, until such a time as they can be observed to know and can speak to Football freely and unrestrained. You may consider them 1st level hirelings, but without any of the leadership restrictions, since technically they're Baz'. As for myself I must speak at length with Taylor if she is available and not raping anyone for the moment. There is much to discuss with regard to her record contract, and already there have been requests for scheduling and events."
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30489
30490
"If everything proceeds within reasonable parameters of 'as planned', then these lads are the beginning of what will come to be known as the Spartan Football Team."
This is a big deal to the Spartans, they've never known another nation-state that was 'proper' enough to engage in any sort of competitive exchange or venture. Basically, they see Port Barry as maybe containing proper rivals.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30490
30492
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Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30491
30493
Thez <whooofs> to the scene.
"Sigmund! It's been too long,... WAY too long! How are the negotiations proceeding with my contract."
Sigmund eyballs her twice, and adjusts his glasses.
"Yes of course. Who are you exactly?"
T>"I'm,... Thez,... I sent,... Trump had,... mu contract."
"Miss, that was no laughing matter. I don't know how you happened to fabricate one of our contracts so effectively, but I can say that it was both an impressive and insulting forgery. You clearly have no respect for the amount of time and effort that goes into one of these arrangements to so whimsically attempt to defraud one, and our company has no interest in doing business with you, thank you!" He finishes in a huff.

Trump recalls the part where Baz indicated that "Only a player could possibly recognize or remember this contract." (referring to Thez')
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30492
30493
>>30490
"Wait, there's parties?" one of the youths pipes up, more of a shitpost than an actual question.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30493
30494
>>30492
"Oh yes, there are definitely parties. Drinking and merriment, and the game itself is a sort of merriment. But you must maintain your discipline during the game to win. In that regard it is no different than war."

>>30491
To Thez
"Is Baz not a player?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30494
30495 30496 30497 30533 30544
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>>30493
With that, the youths adopt a more formal stance, displaying that they do still have discipline.
>Baz
She would say "Who is Baz?", but at the moment she's been crushed. Basically, she's now realizing that even though the contract survived the reboot, no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20 (using live dice) on her performance check, which already has a +27 modifier, and thus her most magnificent improv concert essentially cease to exist. She also realizes that without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore.

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30495
30498 30525
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Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30496
30498
>>30494
Aww
*Pets Thez*
Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
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No.30497
>>30494
>without magic, she can't do instant-shows anymore
[sympathetic mudpony noises]
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30498
30500
>>30495
One of the youths speaks up. "Sir, uhm, Mr. Trump? Our orders are to not return. We are not return until we know Football to such a degree that our time would be wasted. Baz sends us to understand Football to such a point that we may speak at length and without reservation of,... uhm,... I forget his name already, but he's the guy who you're always supposed to mention alongside Football. So we're supposed to learn to speak of Football, but not only speak of but BE Football, and until we are, we're definitely down for some nachos <appreciative murmurs> beer <moar> and revelry <almost cheering at this point>."
>>30496
Simplifying meta - If Trump were to press her for info, he would learn that Thez never met Baz in previous, so she would not know his name or designation. She did catch a glimpse of a tiny-fellow in a Halo suit (yes, oh yes) but never Baz and definitely not a squirrel with a bazooka.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30499
30501
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30500
30502
>>30498
"Oh you shall learn it alright, and the great Elway as well, for he is Football, and Football is He, now and Forever. Praise American"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30501
>>30499
See >>30475 and we're not done

Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30502
30503
>>30500
Sechs leads his way up to Trump "Shall I direct them to the Away team locker room?"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30503
30504
>>30502
"But of course. Fae should accompany them, to give them the quickest of run downs. When they are settled in, they should probably see the city"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30504
30505
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Mrs. Sentry
diiTn
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No.30505
30507
>>30504
*moves in to feed the squealing birdie*
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30506
30507
Having said, I have no regrets; this is the world where - in a certain sense - Tracy does get with Flash Sentry. Xp
Also George Soros gets his shit cut off and BTFO.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30507
>>30506
Reeeeee

>>30505
We're settling this
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30509
>>30508
topkek

Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30510
30531
>>30508
Nigger, do you have any idea how many of my posts I make while driving?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30511
30512 30514
LOL Trump and Tracy have almost the same dynamic now as Zeus and Hera. Xp
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30512
>>30511
>Trumpaladin is Zeus, a god with the power of getting any female pregnant in a single instance of intercourse
I am okay with this
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30513
30514
>>30508
Good luck on your tests
Mrs. Sentry
A009d
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No.30514
30515
>>30511
I guess I'd better step up the game then. Tracy has only killed two horses so far. Her would destroy entire countries out of jealousy, torture his children and drive his cohorts to suicide, and she'd do it all without Zeus noticing. I do base my Yandere writing theorems in part off of Greek mythology though.
>>30513
Thanks. I g2g now.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30515
30516
>>30514
You're saying that just to piss me off
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30516
30618
>>30515
I am, but it's true.
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30517
30518 30519 30545
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Taylor eventually learns that there was a great reception to her performance and especially to associated news of the Emperor's demise. Her performance/appearance is greatly desired in the Grand Court (formerly Court City).
And cuz I'm bored here is a shitty recolor
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30518
30520
>stuck here for almost an hour, mobilefagging with borrowed phone
>>30517
Good for her.
>Tracy is reading about it in the Awoo News Paper
Does the Grand Court still hold any sort of centralizing authority in the continent, now that the Emperor is gone? Or are they just a bunch of uprooted nobles waiting to get their throats slit?
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30519
>>30517
Btw, I've been meaning to ask, does The have any other classes besides Monk?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30520
30521
>>30518
In that it holds proprietary stewardship over the administration of the socio-economic structures of the involved nation-states, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
9PNmY
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No.30521
30522
>>30520
How do they enforce thier authority? What's the scope of their armies?
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.30522
30524
>>30521
They don't have an army, the court is entirely administrative. They don't deal in war, they've just been positioned to make some semblance of order over the world of Kefka's reign.

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