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And I still can't figure it out, what creatures can Tracy Command with her Paladin's Mount Ability? Does it really apply to all Ebil Outsiders, or just those few that would be listed as "fiends" in 5e?
>>30522Has there been any word of instability now that the Freak is gone? Are they afraid of getting invaded?
>>30524They're not known for being freaked, though there is uncertainty how to proceed in Kefka's absence. A Steward has been appointed to oversee operations in the meantime, but that is more of a reflex action than a permanent arrangement.
>>30525Kek. I've been feeling like most of the creatures here would respond that way too. They're like Pacific Islanders: they don't know wtf "America" is, but they might be open to it if it gives them cool stuff and saves them from plagues.
>>30526I have the feeling that Kefka wasn't very much of an administrator by how he behaved. I imagine the court did most of the work, even if they're all just a bunch of butt-kissers.
Just to get a picture of them, how big are these birds?
>>30529They're about 7' tall sitting, and they're pear-shaped
>>30510After all the crap I've given my friends for texting while driving, I could never RIP if I died because I couldn't resist shitposting for a few minutes.
>>30494*holds thez*
you all notice his nose is pouring blood.
Are those phylacteries finished yet? If so, Tracy would've handed them to their respective users.
>>30077Pretty much going with giant-sized this desu
>>30535So fluffy!
*Pulls head out of bird's mouth and hugs it*
Can the Detect Magic spell detect magic items when they're not in use?
>>30537Actually, fug meta.
Tracy uses her wand on the Phylacteries to test if they've been enchanted properly.
>>30534Phylacteries of what, specifically?
"infernuis's head hurts."
"everything getting blurry."
*falls to the ground.*
>>30539The Phylacteries of Faithfulness that Tracy crafted earlier and had Infernius enchant: the football-shaped locket and a silver headband, both containing scrolls with the entirety of Mein Kampf and the Preachings of John Elway written very, very small, respectively.
This way, the character will know right away when they're doing something Jewish or less than 100% Football, so that they won't Fall by accident.
What did Thez ask Tracy about her scroll-scribing before for again?
>>30540*Plugs bull's nostrils, but doesn't bother dragging him to the entertron*
How often do characters get a new Ability point? I want to know, so that I can decide whether or not to level Tracy up as an Assassin.
>>30494>no one from Sparintenar actually remembers her natural 20That's actually really quite sad.. it's like rolling quints without getting checked... That recording contract seemed really important to her..
Not to mention they might've not even recognized her anyway, since those posters were made while she was half fiend.
>>30517How are communications managed in the empire? Do they use coded ciphers?
*continues feeding birds, speaking to them in soft, deliberate phrases*
>Humidity makes every creature in the room extra fuzzy
>>30547*Begrudgingly drags bull to entertron after realizing that he's too dumb to heal himself*
Btw, I didn't see any Truth Domain under the listed Domain spells lists. What Domain's spells are you using?
>>30548i haven't been using them.
>>30549You should. Domain spells are literally god-tier.
Also, gib Blade Barrier scroll.
>>30550im gonna go with the travel domain, what you need a blade barrier scroll for?
>>30551>Need... I don't need it.. I want it..
>>30553It sounds like an awesome spell...
>tfw mudpony >>30551Travel is pretty great.
What are Hitler's Domains?
>>30555i was thinking travel for blitzkrieg and plant for the environmentalism aspect.
>>30556Don't gods get three?
I imagine one of his would be war.
>>30557there is no war domain in 3.5 it seems.
>>30558Yes there is. In fact, only War Clerics get proficiency in their favored deity's martial weapon as their Granted Power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Domains >>30562some are better tan others.
>>30563Well, in the end, it depends on what God your character worships.
>>30485[Sneakily talks to sigmund]
Sigmund follow me.
>>30564Clerics really do have the best Divine spells though.
>>30567Yeah, they don't get the same melee bonus as Paladin's but they can cause freaking Earthquakes once a day, not to mention that spontaneous Heal casting and channel power.
Druids are cool in their own way though, and Rangers can are always the best at whatever it is they've chosen to do.
>>30568i gotta go for an hour be back later.
>>30565That was super sneaky, but why?
>>30571I may have pissed off several people.