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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1149 replies and 147 files omitted.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29953
>>29951
Alright, Trumpaladin goes to the other egg
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29954
29955 29958
*hormonal tears streaming down face*
*room temperature rises rapidly*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29955
29956
>>29954
They're warm blooded. Unnecessary!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29956
>>29955
It's involuntary.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29957
[sobbing steamy pony noises]
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29958
29959
>>29952
I dunno, its like a bleat, except avian and giant-sized-infantile.
>>29954
>steam
The egg that's already broken breaks a bit more, and though it goes against all evidence, a bird head peeks out.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29959
29961
>>29958
"Hey little birdie"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29960
29963
>>29937
>I said yellow
>there is actually a yellow dragon
Uhhhh
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Yellow_Dragon_(5e_Monster)
hFQIX
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No.29961
29968
[1d20 = 10]
>>29959
B> Bite
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29962
*gasps*
*Stares straight at it, amazes
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.29963
>>29960
I now see it is homebrew...

You can sacrifice me to kek, I don't care anymore
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29965
29966 29969
Trump finds his face completely (though barely) enveloped in the mouth of this wee bird
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29966
29968
>>29965
"Tracy..."
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29967
29973
Listen GM, I just wanna browse the markets.
Please, I at the very least want a compass
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29968
29969
>>29961
>Is too flushed and hormonal to respond like normal
"~Teehee.. he's hungry..." she chuckles deliriously
>>29966
*dumps out a broom-closet's worth of Elephant meat*
*grows to full size*
*begins pre-chewing*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29969
29970 29973
>>29965
Removes self carefully

>>29968
You dumped that out for the dragon
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29970
>>29969
She got more
*finishes chewing*
"Come here, birdie.." she whispers softly to the massive fuzzball
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29971
29972
*offers Trump Angus Steak*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29972
29974
>>29971
>overcooked
hFQIX
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No.29973
29976
[1d20 = 5]
>>29967
Is that all? I thought you wanted to go random-magic-item shopping. Thats what the bazaar is btw.
You find lots of compasses.
>>29969
B> Bite
The fallen-over egg begins to crack from strikes.
MEYbI
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No.29974
[1d20 = 17]
>>29972
reflex?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29975
29976 29978
>stomach is slightly bloated with elephant
*pets birdie*
*giggles deliriously*
"So.. ~fluffy...!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.29976
29977 29978
>>29973
Well that too, but at the very least Torc wants a compass
He is gonna start map making so he knows where the hell everything is
>>29975
>elephant
Wut?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29977
29979
>>29976
Rocs eat elephants. Tracy wanted to raise them on a natural diet.
*gently pets bird while holding eye contact*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29978
29980 29981
>>29975
Um... Horses don't have crops. And they can't throw up except with extreme difficulty

>>29976
We have Infernius's map though
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29979
>>29977
Oh god no,
If you do what I think you're gonna do...
I'll be back in an hour
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29980
29982
>>29978
Uh, horses biologically cannot throw up, at all
And Torc wants his own map with notes and shit
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.29981
>>29978
SHUT UP! She's been practicing it for a reason!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29982
29983
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>29980
SHUT UP! They can't normally speak either!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29983
29984
1503888873738.png
>>29982
You specifically stated she was in Nightmare form. And whatever may be the powers of a mud pony, a Nightmare is more like a normal horse.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29984
29985 29986
Spoilered
>>29983
Then she'll shrink after she sticks her head in it's mouth, and vomit from internal pressure; also, she's in warhorse form. Don't ruin this for me!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29985
29987
>>29984
What the hell is warhorse form? I'm definitely inclined to say THAT can't vomit

I'll back off if you just agree to stop the hiding cannibalism and shit
hFQIX
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No.29986
29988 29989
[1d20 = 19]
>>29984
It doesn't take much insistence to be able to have a face get nommed, which could then be spewed into.
The one on the ground breaks out of the top and grapples Trump's leg.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29987
29991
>>29985
Whatever, just back off and let her have her moment.
[hysterical pony noises]
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29988
>>29986
>Someone is on my leg and it isn't Tracy

Well then

*Good thing my full plate armor includes a helmet*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29989
>>29986
"Hi birdies!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29990
>*sounds of muffled barfing and deflating pony*
*feeds baby bird*
*withdraws head* (because even birds gag when they do that shit)
"There, there.." she coos softly
*moves to fill stomach again and move on to birdie #2*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29991
>>29987
I think I physically can't back off because both birds have me in a grapple...
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29992
29993
[happy pony noises]
*finishes chewing*
*nudges second bird's cheek*
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29993
29994
>>29992
>You quoted the lines from Cowboy Bebop said by a villian to a protagonist as part of an evil plan
That makes the scene so much less nice
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29994
29995
>>29993
Sorry...
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29995
29996
>>29994
Like were you trying to make it have secret malevolent meaning?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29996
>>29995
No. I didn't realize it.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.29997
Y'all are waitin' for the quads, aren't ya?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29998
GoldenEagleKK2.jpg
So Fluffy!
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29999
30009
Edward_Julius_Detmold49.jpg
Roc is best bird.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.30000
30003 30009
Claiming Trumpaladinfor Tracy.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30003
>>30000
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30004
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DELETE THIS!
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.30005
*breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!