/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>29951
Alright, Trumpaladin goes to the other egg

*hormonal tears streaming down face*
*room temperature rises rapidly*

>>29954
They're warm blooded. Unnecessary!

>>29955
It's involuntary.

[sobbing steamy pony noises]

>>29952
I dunno, its like a bleat, except avian and giant-sized-infantile.
>>29954
>steam
The egg that's already broken breaks a bit more, and though it goes against all evidence, a bird head peeks out.

>>29958
"Hey little birdie"

>>29937
>I said yellow
>there is actually a yellow dragon
Uhhhh
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Yellow_Dragon_(5e_Monster)

[1d20 = 10]
>>29959
B> Bite

*gasps*
*Stares straight at it, amazes

>>29960
I now see it is homebrew...

You can sacrifice me to kek, I don't care anymore

Trump finds his face completely (though barely) enveloped in the mouth of this wee bird

>>29965
"Tracy..."

Listen GM, I just wanna browse the markets.
Please, I at the very least want a compass

>>29961
>Is too flushed and hormonal to respond like normal
"~Teehee.. he's hungry..." she chuckles deliriously
>>29966
*dumps out a broom-closet's worth of Elephant meat*
*grows to full size*
*begins pre-chewing*

>>29965
Removes self carefully

>>29968
You dumped that out for the dragon

>>29969
She got more
*finishes chewing*
"Come here, birdie.." she whispers softly to the massive fuzzball

*offers Trump Angus Steak*

[1d20 = 5]
>>29967
Is that all? I thought you wanted to go random-magic-item shopping. Thats what the bazaar is btw.
You find lots of compasses.
>>29969
B> Bite
The fallen-over egg begins to crack from strikes.

[1d20 = 17]
>>29972
reflex?

>stomach is slightly bloated with elephant
*pets birdie*
*giggles deliriously*
"So.. ~fluffy...!"

>>29973
Well that too, but at the very least Torc wants a compass
He is gonna start map making so he knows where the hell everything is
>>29975
>elephant
Wut?

>>29976
Rocs eat elephants. Tracy wanted to raise them on a natural diet.
*gently pets bird while holding eye contact*

>>29975
Um... Horses don't have crops. And they can't throw up except with extreme difficulty

>>29976
We have Infernius's map though

>>29977
Oh god no,
If you do what I think you're gonna do...
I'll be back in an hour

>>29978
Uh, horses biologically cannot throw up, at all
And Torc wants his own map with notes and shit

>>29982
You specifically stated she was in Nightmare form. And whatever may be the powers of a mud pony, a Nightmare is more like a normal horse.

>>29984
What the hell is warhorse form? I'm definitely inclined to say THAT can't vomit

I'll back off if you just agree to stop the hiding cannibalism and shit

[1d20 = 19]
>>29984
It doesn't take much insistence to be able to have a face get nommed, which could then be spewed into.
The one on the ground breaks out of the top and grapples Trump's leg.

>>29985
Whatever, just back off and let her have her moment.
[hysterical pony noises]

>>29986
>Someone is on my leg and it isn't Tracy

Well then

*Good thing my full plate armor includes a helmet*

>>29986
"Hi birdies!"

>*sounds of muffled barfing and deflating pony*
*feeds baby bird*
*withdraws head* (because even birds gag when they do that shit)
"There, there.." she coos softly
*moves to fill stomach again and move on to birdie #2*

[happy pony noises]
*finishes chewing*
*nudges second bird's cheek*

>>29992
>You quoted the lines from Cowboy Bebop said by a villian to a protagonist as part of an evil plan
That makes the scene so much less nice

>>29993
Sorry...

>>29994
Like were you trying to make it have secret malevolent meaning?

>>29995
No. I didn't realize it.

Y'all are waitin' for the quads, aren't ya?

So Fluffy!

Roc is best bird.

Claiming Trumpaladinfor Tracy.

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