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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1149 replies and 151 files omitted.
Anonymous
ox5CJ
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No.29902
29904
Spoilered

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29903
29906 29909
Hi overboard, sorry about the >rape.

So, apparently Torc needs to do somethin (according to Trump). But what the hell is it?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29904
>>29896 →
Get a shovel and a Gold prospector's shaker box!

>>29902
Reeee! You made it this time
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29905
29907 29909
>>29899 →
She can only barely pick-up non-knife objects.
"Tries to pic-up silver spoon*
*slips*
Her knife-wielding ability is an uncanny trait.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29906
29908
>>29903
That was me replying to your smart ass remark with a reference to my earlier smart ass remark to balance it out
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29907
29910
>>29905
But don't Earth Ponies have dexterous hooves? In any event, 19 dexterity ought to do something

She could also bring in a husbands to help, you know
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29908
>>29906
Now my brain hurts,
I guess Torc enjoys having nothing to do...

Nah that would be borring.
GM, gib drama
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29909
29910 29911 29912 29913
>>29905
So Tracy is in her dungeon right now, tearing up dirt, and collecting everything she can find?
>>29903
Where is Torcuil right now?
Is anyone in the tower ATM?

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29910
>>29907
>dexterous hooves
Not really.. Their cartoonish abilities are rather inconsistent. They can always pic up items they're familiar with though.
>>29909
Yes, to give Trump's faggot one less thing to complain about.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29911
29916
>>29909
Because I went back with Tracy, I would have started in the Tower. But a Sparintenar delegation sounds important
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29912
29914
>>29909
Nah, he's probally just walkin out of the bar he and Infernius where at last night
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29913
29915
>>29909
Btw. We haven't seen that Ogre from the beginning in a long time. Where does he spend his days?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29914
>>29912
Oh yeah... You two were doing that while Tracy and Trumpaladin were playing Space Cowboy
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29915
>>29913
That was the leader of the Tree Orcs Infernius enslaved
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29916
29917 29918
>>29911
It does sound important. However, being in the tower you do hear some unusual sounds from the stable are, along with Trollestia very clearly and unmistakably saying:
"Um,"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29917
>>29916
Oh shit...
Did they...
Hatch?
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29918
>>29916
Oh noes!

"Trollestia? What do you need?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29919
Oh wait? Is no one in the tower atm?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29920
29922 29923
Oh god, oh god.

Fug this boring shit.
Tracy flies back to the tower like a fiery comet.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29921
29922
Go back to stables.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29922
29926
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Fuck yeah I'm gonna corrupt these birds... Into perfect patriots

>>29920
>>29921
>meta gaming this hard
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29923
29925 29926
>>29920
But why though? She was clearly intent on searching every inch of the dungeon for buried treasure. I can't imagine why she would divert from that,....

Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29924
29927
Torc decides to head back to port barry to browse the markets.
Luckly he no longer needs a mount because of polymorph,
DRAGON TIME
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29925
29928
>>29923
I'll call her as soon as I have explained the Bill of a Rights and why (half of it) is so sacred to these young creatures
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29926
29928 29929
>>29922
Don't you police me on meta-gaming.
I had her sit on those eggs for two weeks, instead of killing commies and whatnot. I'm not about to let her miss this.
>>29923
She wasn't making very much progress picking them one-by-one, so she got bored and gave up.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29927
29932
>>29924
>inb4 *gets shot by a volley of arrows*
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29928
29929 29930
>>29925
>not starting with the declaration
smh
>>29926
You can meta game better than THAT
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29929
>>29926
I'll invite her in as soon as I can't handle it

>>29928
Oh fuck. That's a good point.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29930
29931 29934
>>29928
>*realizes that she forgot to refill the hot water-bottles for the eggs*
"I'm coming, kids!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29931
29932
>>29930
You'll never be able to complain about me mega-gaming ever again
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29932
29933 29934 29935
>>29931
>mega gaming
Is that like mega evolution in pokemon?
>>29927
Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29933
29935 29937
>>29932
>Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?
Idk, probably.

Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29934
29935 29936 29937
>>29930
I don't think so, I'm inclined she was pretty successful, kept finding piece after piece and was difficult to distract from her task.
>>29932
#megagaming
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29935
29937
>>29934
So does Trollestia have anything important for me (or anyone)?

>>29933
Agreed

>>29932
What color dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29936
29938
>>29934
*makes hasty and deliberate efforts to speed the fuck up*
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29937
29960
>>29933
Rude
>>29934
>Your Tracy's Cage-ite is reacting with your meta-braclet
>animation
>Your Tracy meta evolved into Meta Faggot
>>29935
Uh, based on his kilt and shit, a dark dark yellow
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29938
29939
>>29936
She's getting called in the moment it becomes obvious Trumpaladin doesn't have the animal handling skills to teach these younglings the pledge of allegiance
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29939
29940 29941
>>29938
You bastard.. If she misses this, it'll break her heart and mine.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29940
>>29939
Alright, fine. She's getting called in the moment it's confirmed that what is happening is that the eggs are hatching
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29941
29942 29943 29945
>>29939
"Holy shit, something in the stables"
Is communicated over empathic link.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29942
>>29941
Hey! I said that would happen after it's known what is happening
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29943
29944 29947
>>29941
*sounds of rocket launching, as Tracy speeds towards the stables, spurring herself*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29944
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>>29943
>pic
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29945
>>29941
And obviously, Trumpaladin goes to Trollestia and the stables
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29946
29948
*sonic boom*
*lands outside the stables, like a meteor*
*rushes in*
[worried hoers noises]
"What's wrong?! Are my babies fine?!"
Anonymous
IkI8+
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No.29947
>>29943
I love that fucking sound

>waiting for confirmation that Tor hasn't been shot
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29948
>>29946
*beats you to it*
Already there

"Trollestia, what is it?"
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29950
29951 29952
T> "Banana?" (more awkward than normal face. A beak pokes through the top of one egg, while the other egg wiggles sideways and rolls on the floor. A shrill sound of "BEEEEEEEEEEP" can be heard issuing from the brokwn egg.
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
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No.29951
29953
>>29950
*shoves Troll aside and runs right up to egg*
"IT'S HAPPENING!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.29952
29958
>>29950
Approach egg more closely, taking a banana from Trollestia as he approaches. What kind of beep?