/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Hi overboard, sorry about the >rape.

So, apparently Torc needs to do somethin (according to Trump). But what the hell is it?

>>29896 →
Get a shovel and a Gold prospector's shaker box!

>>29902
Reeee! You made it this time

>>29899 →
She can only barely pick-up non-knife objects.
"Tries to pic-up silver spoon*
*slips*
Her knife-wielding ability is an uncanny trait.

>>29903
That was me replying to your smart ass remark with a reference to my earlier smart ass remark to balance it out

>>29905
But don't Earth Ponies have dexterous hooves? In any event, 19 dexterity ought to do something

She could also bring in a husbands to help, you know

>>29906
Now my brain hurts,
I guess Torc enjoys having nothing to do...

Nah that would be borring.
GM, gib drama

>>29905
So Tracy is in her dungeon right now, tearing up dirt, and collecting everything she can find?
>>29903
Where is Torcuil right now?
Is anyone in the tower ATM?

>>29907
>dexterous hooves
Not really.. Their cartoonish abilities are rather inconsistent. They can always pic up items they're familiar with though.
>>29909
Yes, to give Trump's faggot one less thing to complain about.

>>29909
Because I went back with Tracy, I would have started in the Tower. But a Sparintenar delegation sounds important

>>29909
Nah, he's probally just walkin out of the bar he and Infernius where at last night

>>29909
Btw. We haven't seen that Ogre from the beginning in a long time. Where does he spend his days?

>>29912
Oh yeah... You two were doing that while Tracy and Trumpaladin were playing Space Cowboy

>>29913
That was the leader of the Tree Orcs Infernius enslaved

>>29911
It does sound important. However, being in the tower you do hear some unusual sounds from the stable are, along with Trollestia very clearly and unmistakably saying:
"Um,"

>>29916
Oh shit...
Did they...
Hatch?

>>29916
Oh noes!

"Trollestia? What do you need?"

Oh wait? Is no one in the tower atm?

Oh god, oh god.

Fug this boring shit.
Tracy flies back to the tower like a fiery comet.

Go back to stables.

Fuck yeah I'm gonna corrupt these birds... Into perfect patriots

>>29920
>>29921
>meta gaming this hard

>>29920
But why though? She was clearly intent on searching every inch of the dungeon for buried treasure. I can't imagine why she would divert from that,....

Torc decides to head back to port barry to browse the markets.
Luckly he no longer needs a mount because of polymorph,
DRAGON TIME

>>29923
I'll call her as soon as I have explained the Bill of a Rights and why (half of it) is so sacred to these young creatures

>>29922
Don't you police me on meta-gaming.
I had her sit on those eggs for two weeks, instead of killing commies and whatnot. I'm not about to let her miss this.
>>29923
She wasn't making very much progress picking them one-by-one, so she got bored and gave up.

>>29925
>not starting with the declaration
smh
>>29926
You can meta game better than THAT

>>29926
I'll invite her in as soon as I can't handle it

>>29928
Oh fuck. That's a good point.

>>29928
>*realizes that she forgot to refill the hot water-bottles for the eggs*
"I'm coming, kids!"

>>29930
You'll never be able to complain about me mega-gaming ever again

>>29931
>mega gaming
Is that like mega evolution in pokemon?
>>29927
Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?

>>29932
>Would you shoot a dragon wearing a giant kilt?
Idk, probably.

>>29930
I don't think so, I'm inclined she was pretty successful, kept finding piece after piece and was difficult to distract from her task.
>>29932
#megagaming

>>29934
So does Trollestia have anything important for me (or anyone)?

>>29933
Agreed

>>29932
What color dragon?

>>29934
*makes hasty and deliberate efforts to speed the fuck up*

>>29933
Rude
>>29934
>Your Tracy's Cage-ite is reacting with your meta-braclet
>animation
>Your Tracy meta evolved into Meta Faggot
>>29935
Uh, based on his kilt and shit, a dark dark yellow

>>29936
She's getting called in the moment it becomes obvious Trumpaladin doesn't have the animal handling skills to teach these younglings the pledge of allegiance

>>29938
You bastard.. If she misses this, it'll break her heart and mine.

>>29939
Alright, fine. She's getting called in the moment it's confirmed that what is happening is that the eggs are hatching

>>29939
"Holy shit, something in the stables"
Is communicated over empathic link.

>>29941
Hey! I said that would happen after it's known what is happening

>>29941
*sounds of rocket launching, as Tracy speeds towards the stables, spurring herself*

>>29941
And obviously, Trumpaladin goes to Trollestia and the stables

*sonic boom*
*lands outside the stables, like a meteor*
*rushes in*
[worried hoers noises]
"What's wrong?! Are my babies fine?!"

>>29943
I love that fucking sound

>waiting for confirmation that Tor hasn't been shot

>>29946
*beats you to it*
Already there

"Trollestia, what is it?"

T> "Banana?" (more awkward than normal face. A beak pokes through the top of one egg, while the other egg wiggles sideways and rolls on the floor. A shrill sound of "BEEEEEEEEEEP" can be heard issuing from the brokwn egg.

>>29950
*shoves Troll aside and runs right up to egg*
"IT'S HAPPENING!"

>>29950
Approach egg more closely, taking a banana from Trollestia as he approaches. What kind of beep?