Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29787this stuff is really cool so it would be worth it.
>>29789We still have to get our money back first, desu...
Be sure to question Darkie asap.
>>27970 →Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
>>29792Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.
For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
>>29795*waits to interrogate drow*
>>29795And leaves her husbando in a far away city with no mount? Thanks
>>29797Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
>>29798I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
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>>29800reeeeeeeeee thats what i was gonna do.
How much XP does a Devourer yield?
>>29801This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
>>29803He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
>>29804i think he might if we threaten to keep him that way.
>>29802im looking but i cant seem to find anything.
>>29806>threatenNah.. Unnecessary. He already knows we can keep him around as long as we want.
>>29808>>29803which interrogation technique should we use?
>>29802I don't know, but it looks very tempting to kill.
I haven't slain any monsters in forever
>>29809I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
>>29811you do that first and if he don't talk ill water board him.
>>29811>flatteryI don't think that'd work.
Start by asking him about himself. He's bored, so he should say
something.
>>29812We already said he's immune to torture.
>>29813no ones immune to drowning.
>>29814Yeah, but he was fine with bleeding to death. He doesn't fear dying at all.
>>29816>>29814He doesn't fear, and he is of no use to us dead
>>29817i'm not gonna kill him, i have self control unlike some ponies.
>>29818She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
>>29821It's already established that Orcs are the SJWs of fantasy.
>>29823i forgot about the orcs i took prisoner.
>>29824.... You didn't remember to feed them either.. did you?
>>29825its only been a couple days game time.
>>29822Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
>>29824I don't recall you being successful in capturing any orcs
>>29819>progressive fantasyI miss the days when we had God to tell us what is good and evil
>>29828i took most of the tree village, i stashed them in the containment facility.
>>29830You talked about that with Lenos. I don't think it actually happened
>>29832no no i did, i remember getting Uatachit to bring them there.
>>29826>a couple daysThey've probably already eaten each other then...
>>29829That's what the phylactery is for, but I get your point...
>>29832I distinctly remember Utachit leaving with a cage full of them.
>>29833First off
why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?
Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it