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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
964 replies and 77 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
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No.29788
>>29787
This.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29789
29790
>>29787
this stuff is really cool so it would be worth it.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
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No.29790
29791
>>29789
We still have to get our money back first, desu...
Be sure to question Darkie asap.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29791
>>29790
i will no worries.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29792
29793 29794
>>27970 →
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29793
>>29792
THIS.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
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No.29794
>>29792
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
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No.29795
29796 29797
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.

For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29796
>>29795
*waits to interrogate drow*
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29797
29798 29799
>>29795
And leaves her husbando in a far away city with no mount? Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29798
29800
>>29797
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29799
>>29797
also this.
X0onR
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No.29800
29801
>>29798
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
\r
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29801
29803
>>29800
reeeeeeeeee thats what i was gonna do.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29802
29807 29810
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How much XP does a Devourer yield?
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29803
29804 29809
>>29801
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29804
29806
>>29803
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29805
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29806
29808
>>29804
i think he might if we threaten to keep him that way.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29807
>>29802
im looking but i cant seem to find anything.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29808
29809
>>29806
>threaten
Nah.. Unnecessary. He already knows we can keep him around as long as we want.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29809
29811
>>29808
>>29803
which interrogation technique should we use?
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29810
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>>29802
I don't know, but it looks very tempting to kill.

I haven't slain any monsters in forever
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29811
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>>29809
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29812
29813
>>29811
you do that first and if he don't talk ill water board him.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29813
29814
>>29811
>flattery
I don't think that'd work.
Start by asking him about himself. He's bored, so he should say something.
>>29812
We already said he's immune to torture.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29814
29815 29817
>>29813
no ones immune to drowning.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29815
29816
>>29814
Yeah, but he was fine with bleeding to death. He doesn't fear dying at all.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29816
29817
>>29815
he needs oxygen though.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29817
29818
>>29816
>>29814
He doesn't fear, and he is of no use to us dead
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29818
29819
>>29817
i'm not gonna kill him, i have self control unlike some ponies.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29819
29821 29829
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>>29818
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29820
29869
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Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29821
29823
>>29819
>a shitskin letting lesbos live
how tolerant.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29822
29827
>>29773
>I've never seen pregnant dogs.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29823
29824
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>>29821
It's already established that Orcs are the SJWs of fantasy.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29824
29825 29828
>>29823
i forgot about the orcs i took prisoner.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29825
29826
>>29824
.... You didn't remember to feed them either.. did you?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29826
29834
>>29825
its only been a couple days game time.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29827
>>29822
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29828
29830
>>29824
I don't recall you being successful in capturing any orcs
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29829
29831 29834
>>29819
>progressive fantasy
I miss the days when we had God to tell us what is good and evil
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29830
29832
>>29828
i took most of the tree village, i stashed them in the containment facility.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29831
>>29829
i know the feel.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29832
29833 29834
>>29830
You talked about that with Lenos. I don't think it actually happened
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29833
29835 29869
>>29832
no no i did, i remember getting Uatachit to bring them there.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29834
29841
>>29826
>a couple days
They've probably already eaten each other then...
>>29829
That's what the phylactery is for, but I get your point...
>>29832
I distinctly remember Utachit leaving with a cage full of them.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29835
29836 29837
>>29833
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?

Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29836
29838 29840
>>29835
labor camps.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29837
29841
>>29835
they were like cr 2 bro.