Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29472I've never tried absinthe, I can't answer that
>>29473So make more. The dark red dot was where the thanksgiving Roc fell
>>29474How would you even do that though? Prance through the rivers alongside the water? Use a male human as bait?
>>29478Alrighty then. Looks like Slovenia might be making a river barge
>>29479Idk. I'm just hungry for shape-shifting vegetable.
>>29479Have her finish the Ghostmobile first.
>>29481>>29482Barge is usable in commerce though
>>29484For what? I don't like it
>>29485so we can ride through city walls, and so we can genocide ghosts.
>>29485It doesn't
have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
.
>>29484This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
>>29486>>29487>>29488Doesn't feel right
>>29488You're half speed on the ethereal plane
>>29485What don't you like about ghost-chariots?
>>29486>>29488No ghost theme. Unnecessary
>>29491oh its definitely necessary.
>>29492Because that's how the Ethereal plane works
>>29493Just stop it for now
>>29491>UnnecessaryAesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
>>29497Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
>>29497>>29498>>29499I'll share my cauchemar with you all later. But right now, she's mine
[1d20 = 12]>>29493This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
"Where are the arms, the belt, and the other tools?"
>>29501>jealousyAlright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
>>29502>>29503*infernuis is hammered by now*
"torc has them me think."
>>29504I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
>>29509In pony form I'd assume that means equines
>>29510Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
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>>29511Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too
domesticated to qualify
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
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>>29512>domesticatedIs that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
>>29513It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
>>29511No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
>>29514>Jew powersREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not all evil things are Jewish!
>>29516But George Soros is both Evil, and a Jew, and was Tracy's father prior to the mounting. Now, Elway can be her father
>>29515Stop trying to take my horsey. Shoo
>>29519Like a vampire. Drank Jew Blood to gain Jew powers, and so was like a Vampire's offspring
>>29521
*sneeze* *Bullshit*
Yeah, no
>>29522I'd explain, but I'm honestly too tired to type it all out tonight...
I still do want to catch those Fey though..
>>29523Like what do Nightmares and Tracy Cage have in common exactly? That they are both equines that are mean?
>>29524Sure, but you'd need to find them. (Fey Lake sounds promising)
I'm going to bed for real this time.
Good night everybody.
>>29526'Night dude
>>29525They've all been through a fair bit of hell?
>>29527Cute, but still stretching the metaphor