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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29478
29479
>>29472
I've never tried absinthe, I can't answer that
>>29473
So make more. The dark red dot was where the thanksgiving Roc fell

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29479
29480 29481
>>29474
How would you even do that though? Prance through the rivers alongside the water? Use a male human as bait?

>>29478
Alrighty then. Looks like Slovenia might be making a river barge
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29480
>>29479
Idk. I'm just hungry for shape-shifting vegetable.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29481
29482 29483
>>29479
Have her finish the Ghostmobile first.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29482
29483
>>29481
this.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29483
29484
>>29481
>>29482
Barge is usable in commerce though
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29484
29485
>>29483
we need the cart.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29485
29486 29487 29490
>>29484
For what? I don't like it
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29486
29489 29491
>>29485
so we can ride through city walls, and so we can genocide ghosts.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29487
29489
>>29485
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.

Also it will be spoopy.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29488
29489 29491
.>>29484
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29489
29492
>>29486
>>29487
>>29488
Doesn't feel right

>>29488
You're half speed on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29490
>>29485
What don't you like about ghost-chariots?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29491
29493 29495
>>29486
>>29488
No ghost theme. Unnecessary
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29492
29494
>>29489
>Half speed
Wut? Why?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29493
29494 29502
>>29491
oh its definitely necessary.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29494
29497
>>29492
Because that's how the Ethereal plane works

>>29493
Just stop it for now
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29495
>>29491
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29496
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29497
29499 29501
>>29494
whatever.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29498
29500 29501
"Spoopy!"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29499
29501
>>29497
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29500
>>29498
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29501
29504
>>29497
>>29498
>>29499
I'll share my cauchemar with you all later. But right now, she's mine
PxEZR
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No.29502
29505
[1d20 = 12]
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29503
29505
"Where are the arms, the belt, and the other tools?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29504
29507
>>29501
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29505
>>29502
>>29503
*infernuis is hammered by now*
"torc has them me think."
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29506
29508
"Kay!" <whoooof>
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29507
>>29504
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29508
>>29506
"oh."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29509
29510
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29510
29511
>>29509
In pony form I'd assume that means equines
kZMe9
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No.29511
29512 29515
>>29510
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
6S4aw
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No.29512
29513
>>29511
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify

What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29513
29514
>>29512
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29514
29516
>>29513
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29515
29517 29518
>>29511
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29516
29518
>>29514
>Jew powers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not all evil things are Jewish!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29517
>>29515
>Flaming/smoking wheels
I like how you think.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29518
29519
>>29516
But George Soros is both Evil, and a Jew, and was Tracy's father prior to the mounting. Now, Elway can be her father

>>29515
Stop trying to take my horsey. Shoo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29519
29520
>>29518
>Tracy's father
Wat?!
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29520
>>29519
Like a vampire. Drank Jew Blood to gain Jew powers, and so was like a Vampire's offspring
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29522
29523
>>29521
*sneeze* *Bullshit*

Yeah, no
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29523
29525
>>29522
I'd explain, but I'm honestly too tired to type it all out tonight...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29524
29525
I still do want to catch those Fey though..
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29525
29527
>>29523
Like what do Nightmares and Tracy Cage have in common exactly? That they are both equines that are mean?

>>29524
Sure, but you'd need to find them. (Fey Lake sounds promising)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29526
29527
I'm going to bed for real this time.
Good night everybody.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29527
29528
>>29526
'Night dude
>>29525
They've all been through a fair bit of hell?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29528
29529
>>29527
Cute, but still stretching the metaphor