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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
964 replies and 84 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29425
29427 29560
>>29422
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29426
29428
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29427
29429 29560
>>29425
It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29428
>>29426
"bye."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29429
29430 29560
>>29427
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29430
29431 29560
>>29429
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29431
29432 29434 29560
>>29430
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29432
29433 29434 29560
>>29431
Because they are the biggest threat
SMITES EVIL again!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29433
29560
>>29432
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29434
29435 29560
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>29431
>>29432
Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete them
SMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29435
29436 29437 29560
>>29434
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29436
29437 29438 29560
>>29435
Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29437
29560
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>29436
>>29435
Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29438
29439
>>29436
*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love youso much, Flashy..!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29439
29441
>>29438
Smiling smugly and confidently

pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle

"You'd better"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29440
29444
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*shivers*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29441
29442
>>29439
*bends neck back and kisses*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29442
29443
>>29441
*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29443
29445
>>29442
[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29444
29446
>>29440
Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29445
>>29443
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29446
29448
>>29444
*doki doki*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29448
29449
>>29446
Link
>"you're so cute"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29449
29451
>>29448
>[unintelligible pony musings]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29450
*descends*
6S4aw
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No.29451
29452
>>29449
*Pets Horsey*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29452
29453
>>29451
[happy horsey noises]
*returns to earth*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29453
29454
>>29452
*Tries removing chain*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29454
29455
>>29453
*chain tightens, gently*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29455
29456
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>>29454

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29456
29458
>>29455
Yeah.. like that...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29457
29458
*lands*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29458
29459
>>29456
I didn't realize they hadn't landed

>>29457
*tries removing chain again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29459
29461
>>29458
*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29461
29462
>>29459
*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29462
29463
>>29461
*shudders happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29463
29464
>>29462
"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29464
29465
>>29463
>to bed a good waifu
>bed
"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29465
29466
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>>29464
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29466
29467
>>29465
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29467
>>29466
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight

*pows back*
PxEZR
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No.29468
29469 29470
>>29205
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"

...

8O

So anyway
\r
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29469
>>29468
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*

>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor

>Anime
Yuck
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29470
29471
>>29468
Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29471
29472 29473
numap.png
>>29470
You tell me
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29472
29478
>>29424
have i started hallucinating yet?
>>29471

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29473
29474 29478
>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29474
29476 29479
>>29473
I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29476
29477
>>29474
Any interest in "Fey Lake"?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29477
>>29476
Maybe.