Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
>>28857>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-targetKek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
>>28863This
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
>>28863Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to
kill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
>>28865Perfect.
>>28866Mostly, because
I want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
>>28868Does he seriously have a tattoo?
>>28867*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
>>28867NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
>>28871You really mean that? [Sniffs]
>>28875no its not that obvious..... yet
>>28876"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
>>28878I might take you up on your offer then.
>>28879He only white-knights when he wants to.
>>28879Did you see yourself with the dragon?
>>28880"Which offer?"
>>28881This
>>28882The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
>>28875Which one is the retarded one?
>>28882There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
>>28886SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT
>>28883*is confused*
"Yes, we can do that"
>>28887"Its cute"
>>28890They got better,....
>>28888Can't argue with those digits
>>28891"Uh... I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but..."
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
>>28892Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
>>28893Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
>>28896"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
>>28897Danger is hot, take it out.
*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
>>28900"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
[1d20+10 = 23]>>28902Bluff
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
>>28903"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
>>28904[Turns around to face trump]
>>28906"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
>>28908"I'm not sure... Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"