Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29836For what though? Do you have a project in mind?
>>29838well we are gonna need (((someone))) to mine other than our army.
>>29836We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
>>29837>>29834>Uatachit had a cage full of themThese things are the size of large human males. Uatachit is strong but you'd still be limited to like 4 plus yourself if that cage didn't weigh anything, which it would
>>29842>SJW orcsThe females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.
Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
>>29843uatchit made several trips.
>>29844>letting shitskins liveWhy not neither? They'd just take jobs from honest workers.
>>29846>ill let them experience true communismill just starve them to death then.
>>29844>letting SJWs liveYou know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs
>>29845Now you're making things up
>>29846I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
>>29848the Durpistanis were brainwashed by Marxism.
>>29849That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
>>29850>socialism=gommunismif they were mentally challenged i invented eugenics.
>>29851Wrong. They had already been sterilized by the Emperor
>>29852the gommies still had it coming though.
>>29857Now that would be an intresting friendship
>>29860>spelled Adolf wrongI'll turn myself into the camp
*polishes helm while humming to self in the darkness of the dungeon*
*takes a bath while waiting to interrogate the drow.*
I wonder how Lenos is doing.
>>29866If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
>>29863You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
>>29769Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820OMFG PIC 3
>>29833Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865Awww
>>29869> it happenedLike how many were captured and where were they placed?
>make migrants cryBut have you
deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
>>29868She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
>>29873Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
>>29874Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
>>29877>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gemsWhy not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnelsIt can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
>>29878I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands
>accessible only to ghostsA tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
>>29876Is there anything intresting going on around the city I should be aware of?
>>29881Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.
What is going on? >>29883You could try going into town to find out
Tracy makes her way to the treasure chamber and starts looking for the loot to put in the bag
>>29879You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
>>29884Don't you fucking smartass me, he's at the town.