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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
964 replies and 85 files omitted.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29322
29323 29324
>>29319
i dont know anymore.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29323
29325 29327
>>29322
Fuck your wife
>>29321
Fuck your husband, then do that shit

Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29324
1343841__safe_artist-colon-higgly-dash-chan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-shift_bat pony_c-colon-_cute_dialogue_eeee_excited_happy_mascot_mods are asleep_peeking.png
>>29322
*hugs*
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29325
29326 29327
>>29323
This. More sex to help with issues
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29326
>>29325
Basically
>Why I am not a relationship consuler: A memoir
kZMe9
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No.29327
29328 29329
[1d20 = 12]
>>29323
Good idea
>>29325
"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
6S4aw
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No.29328
29330 29331
[1d20 = 8]
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!

link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29329
>>29327
Decent grapple,
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29330
29332
>>29328
You gettin >raped
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29331
29333 29334 29337
>>29328
lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29332
29337
>>29330
She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29333
29336 29337
>>29331
No she's not
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29334
29335 29337
>>29331
>upward fly speed of 45 ft
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29335
29337 29339
>>29334
She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29336
29337 29338
>>29333
She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29337
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>>29331
>>29332
>>29333
>>29334
>>29335
>>29336
this is gonna get real fucking lewd

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29338
29340
>>29336
I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29339
>>29335
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29340
>>29338
She can still fly.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29341
29343
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29342
29343 29344
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29343
29344 29345
>>29341
*sighs*
*climbs on back*

>>29342
You're miles away. Shoo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29344
29345
>>29342
I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama
>>29343
*rockets skywards*
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29345
>>29344
Fine...
>>29343
I will not "shoo"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29346
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... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
Anonymous
ym9Y0
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No.29347
29348 29349 29350
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>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29348
>>29347
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.

I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29349
29351
>>29347
Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29350
>>29347
>brain hurts
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29351
29353 29357
>>29349
>space
I need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29352
29357
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29353
29354
>>29351
>air
Necklace of Adaption
>tail
It's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29354
29356
>>29353
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29355
29357
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29356
29358
>>29354
>weightless environment
They're not going that far.
They share connections to the same items.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29357
29363
>>29352
Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?"
>>29351
Grab her by the pussy
>>29355
Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29358
29361
>>29356
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29359
29360
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29360
>>29359
You should've let go
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29361
>>29358
Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
6S4aw
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No.29362
29365
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29363
>>29357
"brain hurts."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29364
29365 29366
>>2362 →

you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29365
>>29364
meant for >>29362

6S4aw
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No.29366
29367 29370
[1d20 = 7]
>>29364
He's not completely tied

Wiggles fingers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29367
29368
>>29366
*speed increases*
"..U-unf..!"
6S4aw
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No.29368
29369
[1d20 = 12]
>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy

Rights himself from chains

Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29369
29371
>>29368
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29370
29371 29372
>>29366
"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
6S4aw
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No.29371
29375 29376
[1d20 = 19]
>>29369
He's still in chains, just upright

Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear

>>29370
Grabs Horse Pussy again