Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29115So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
>>29116dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.
>>29078>>29063>>29057i see you neglect these.
>>29109If it was cooked right,... sorry but well done is haram in my book
>>29116Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate
you.
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.
[1d100 = 98]
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
>>29123>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
>>29116>underminingCome on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's
NOT a PvP game, and
NOBODY has
ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
>>29125I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that
wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
>>29125>>29124>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominableTrumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
>>29127>cummunists>humanSure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
>>29129>eating kefka's legsI don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away
>29128Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
>>29131I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
>>29131Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and TracyTrumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at
some point...
>>29132Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
>>29135I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
>>29133>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the lootGo fuck yourself
>Trumpaladin is in KrenshallNo goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
>>29137>Go fuck yourselfWtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
>>29134So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
>>29139>Wand of False Life,>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion StoneFug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the towerIsn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
>>29132>all-caps rageThis could get interesting...
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
>>29140Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>lootThats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
>>29140>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?Kek, he's doing something with her I know that
>>29139"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
>>29144False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
>>29145I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
>>29145>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediatelyYay!
*takes items*
Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food"
>>29146Probably
>>29148"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
>>29149"A
female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
>>29151"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
>>29151"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
>>29152>>29153"Aww,... I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
>>29151"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
>>29155Alright then
>>29153>>29154*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
>>29156>he's gone".... You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
>>29156>before teleporting"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do
something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
>>29158"Uh... I think
>>29159 answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"
>>29160>slavery fine>corpse-eating not okay at allSure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
>>29160>useful slavesDidn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
>>29161"You want to help... uh, okay then"
>>29162Give them the right task master
>>29163I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
>>29164>>29164"Uh... you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.>>29168Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?
*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*