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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
964 replies and 81 files omitted.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29116
29117 29118 29125
>>29115
So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29117
>>29116
dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.
>>29078
>>29063
>>29057
i see you neglect these.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29118
>>29109
If it was cooked right,... sorry but well done is haram in my book
>>29116
Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you.

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29119
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.

PxEZR
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No.29123
29124
[1d100 = 98]
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29124
29127
>>29123
>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29125
29126 29127
>>29116
>undermining
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT a PvP game, and NOBODY has ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29126
>>29125
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29127
29129
>>29125
>>29124
>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable

Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29128
29130
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29129
29131
>>29127
>cummunists
>human
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29130
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>>29128
>he found out
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29131
29132 29133
>>29129
>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away

>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29132
29134 29135 29141
>>29131
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29133
29137
>>29131
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some point...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29134
29139
>>29132
Who is at the tower atm?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29135
29136
>>29132
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29136
>>29135
I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29137
29138
>>29133
>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself

>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29138
>>29137
>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29139
29140 29144
>>29134
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29140
29143 29144
>>29139
>Wand of False Life,
>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29141
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>>29132
>all-caps rage
This could get interesting...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29142
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29143
>>29140
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29144
29145
>>29140
>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Kek, he's doing something with her I know that

>>29139

"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29145
29146 29147
>>29144
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29146
29147
>>29145
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29147
29148
>>29145
>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediately
Yay!
*takes items*

Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food"

>>29146
Probably
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29148
29149
>>29147
"There's another dragon? Where?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29149
29151
>>29148
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29151
29152 29153 29154 29156
>>29149
"A female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29152
29155
>>29151
"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29153
29155 29157
>>29151
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29154
29157
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>>29151
>I gotta go get me some
>mfw
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29155
29157
>>29152
>>29153
"Aww,... I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29156
29158 29159
>>29151
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29157
>>29155
Alright then

>>29153
>>29154
*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29158
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>>29156
>he's gone
".... You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29159
29160
>>29156
>before teleporting
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29160
29161 29162 29170 29178
>>29158
"Uh... I think >>29159 answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29161
29163 29178
>>29160
>slavery fine
>corpse-eating not okay at all
Sure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29162
29163
>>29160
>useful slaves
Didn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29163
29164 29178
>>29161
"You want to help... uh, okay then"

>>29162
Give them the right task master
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29164
29165
>>29163
I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29165
29166 29178
>>29164
>>29164
"Uh... you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29166
29167 29178
>>29165
I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29167
29168
>>29166
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29168
29169 29178
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167
Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29169
29172
>>29168
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?

*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*