Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29636>we don't haveI didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
>>29641Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
>>29642maybe we can make armor our of his fingernails.
>>29639Wait. Was it the arm that
I severed that was used to poison Tracy?
>>29642Hyde probably isn't as strong as that of a dragon or what have you. I don't imagine his body parts to be worth very much
>>29644we should keep a finger though.
>>29644>poison Tracy?It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragonDemon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>>29646KEK a dragon crafting dragonskin armor.
>>29647Would he though? That is how he died..
>>29648I very sincerely doubt he is any better at learning lessons from his mistakes than others
>>29648>>29649we would most likely owe him a major favor.
>>29649>>29650What I meant was, it'd be awfully insulting to ask him to craft something like that, if that's what he died for.
Better to level up to the point where one could craft it themselves, just for the sake of respect really.
>>29651well if were not gonna ask him to who wants to take the feat when we get to that level?
>>29651>Now he cares about "respect"Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>>29652We can figure it out when we get there.
>>29653>respectI mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.
>>29656>Human SkullsEvidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armorWe're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape baitTempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29657>smaller parties for smaller targetsYou don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find itDepends on circumstances.
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
>>29660>boar huntNo. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstancesWell, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>>29658Kek. I'll distract her, or better yet pin her down, while you run
>>29663no no no im the one who grapples.
>>29662>provocationThat's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to killThat's what the rest of the party is for.
>>29664It's okay Infernius... You don't have to sacrifice yourself. I'll do it
>>29667i couldn't live with myself if you got hurt trumpaladin.
>>29665I don't think Torcuil's spaghetti is going to piss one off enough to make her attack us
>>29667Bulls make fine sacrifices. He is a Cleric too, after all.
>>29668But you deserve a happy life, with Thez
>>29670It's a Paladin's duty to stop dragons
>>29671you deserve the best life possible with tracy my friend, this is my burden to bear.
>>29672*cries*
You know I'm not meant for a happy life... You - You - have potential
>>29669>piss one offYou didn't get the joke..
>>29671You're thinking of a Dragonlancer.
A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves, and save countries from plagues. Sometimes that entails slaying dragons.
>>29673i believe in you my friend you'll be a great father.
>>29674>Torcuil was going to put his thumb up its assOh.
>A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselvesI guess that includes Torcuil
>>29675D'aww
>>29676No I won't...
>>29677why dont you think you will Senpai?
>>29676>>29673There will be no sentient creature left behind. If it ever comes to that, we'll rescue Torcuil
together.
>>29677Be more optimistic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>29678I don't have the temperament...
>>29679This is why I should go in alone though (or I guess with Infernius, because why not). That way, Torcuil won't even be in harm's way
>>29681that will change once you gaze upon you bab.
>>29681>I don't have the temperament…You could definitely work on that..
>go aloneFor what? You have to have a reason first.
That's what Torc is for. >>29681i suppose we could share the burden.