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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
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No.28857
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Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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Mrs. Sentry
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>>29636
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
Anonymous
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>>29636
>>29637

Mrs. Sentry
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Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
Anonymous
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No.29640
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/cursed-items/
Anonymous
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No.29641
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>>29639
mayve some poison?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29641
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29643
>>29642
maybe we can make armor our of his fingernails.
Anonymous
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>>29639
Wait. Was it the arm that I
severed that was used to poison Tracy?

>>29642
Hyde probably isn't as strong as that of a dragon or what have you. I don't imagine his body parts to be worth very much
Anonymous
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No.29645
>>29644
we should keep a finger though.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29644
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.

Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
Anonymous
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>>29646
KEK a dragon crafting dragonskin armor.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29647
Would he though? That is how he died..
Anonymous
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>>29648
I very sincerely doubt he is any better at learning lessons from his mistakes than others
Anonymous
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>>29648
>>29649
we would most likely owe him a major favor.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29649
>>29650
What I meant was, it'd be awfully insulting to ask him to craft something like that, if that's what he died for.
Better to level up to the point where one could craft it themselves, just for the sake of respect really.
Anonymous
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>>29651
well if were not gonna ask him to who wants to take the feat when we get to that level?
Anonymous
Nab6V
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>>29651
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29652
We can figure it out when we get there.
Anonymous
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>>29653
this might work.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29653
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Anonymous
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No.29657
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Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.

>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares

>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it

>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
Anonymous
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>>29656
>DoubleLancing.mp4
Anonymous
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>>29657
>>29658

Mrs. Sentry
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>>29657
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.29661
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
Anonymous
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>>29660
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people

>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
Anonymous
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>>29658
Kek. I'll distract her, or better yet pin her down, while you run
Anonymous
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>>29663
no no no im the one who grapples.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29662
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
Anonymous
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No.29666
>thez
Anonymous
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>>29664
It's okay Infernius... You don't have to sacrifice yourself. I'll do it
Anonymous
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>>29667
i couldn't live with myself if you got hurt trumpaladin.
Anonymous
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>>29665
I don't think Torcuil's spaghetti is going to piss one off enough to make her attack us
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29667
Bulls make fine sacrifices. He is a Cleric too, after all.
Anonymous
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>>29668
But you deserve a happy life, with Thez

>>29670
It's a Paladin's duty to stop dragons
Anonymous
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>>29671
you deserve the best life possible with tracy my friend, this is my burden to bear.
Anonymous
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>>29672
*cries*
You know I'm not meant for a happy life... You - You - have potential
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29669
>piss one off
You didn't get the joke..
>>29671
You're thinking of a Dragonlancer.
A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves, and save countries from plagues. Sometimes that entails slaying dragons.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29673
*humps leg*
Anonymous
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>>29673
i believe in you my friend you'll be a great father.
Anonymous
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>>29674
>Torcuil was going to put his thumb up its ass
Oh.

>A Paladin's duty is to defend those who cannot defend themselves
I guess that includes Torcuil

>>29675
D'aww

>>29676
No I won't...
Anonymous
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>>29677
why dont you think you will Senpai?
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29676
>>29673
There will be no sentient creature left behind. If it ever comes to that, we'll rescue Torcuil together.

Mrs. Sentry
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No.29680
>>29677
Be more optimistic!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
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>>29678
I don't have the temperament...

>>29679
This is why I should go in alone though (or I guess with Infernius, because why not). That way, Torcuil won't even be in harm's way
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29682
>>29681
that will change once you gaze upon you bab.
Mrs. Sentry
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>>29681
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.

Anonymous
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29685
>>29681
i suppose we could share the burden.
Anonymous
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>>29683
See! I'm not wrong

>why go
To slay a Red Dragon

>>29684
*sigh*
She'd probably like that
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29686
>>29685
>To slay a Red Dragon
this.
>She'd probably like that
probably.