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>>16608
ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.

*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*

>>16611
[Accepting pony noises]

>>16610
Ayyy
>>16608
What would a familier do for Torc?

>>16612
"D'aww"

*Pets Pony*

You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures

>>16610
>>16608

i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag

>>16615
Shoo

>>16615
why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?

>>16615
>jew
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>16617

i dont live in or near berlin, are there?

>>16619
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)

>>16617
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes

>>16613
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.

>>16621
I can't pet that

>>16622
Sick. This will be nice.
"Hi Mr. Snek"
>spell sharing
This will be amazing

>>16624
i step on snek.

>>16625
I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that

>>16625
No step on snek

>>16620

Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.

>>16621

I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.

>>16624
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)

>>16628
why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?

>>16629
Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail

>>16631
Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.

>>16628
>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right side of history.'

>>16632
Thats works
No one is getting the staff refernce, KEK

>>16634
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?

>>16635
Finally
Yep

>>16635
The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.
>>16636
Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp

>>16637
Is my character in the story yet?

>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.

>>16630

German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.

>>16633

I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.

>>16637
Suuure you did

Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog
>>16638
Who are you?

>>16638
Taylor Swift I presume?
>>16641
I don't need your approval to know I'm right

>>16639
passage?

>>16643
Uhhhh
Gofuckyourself 420:69

>>16643
The space marine then?

>>16637
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.

>>16647
>abyssal
Latin

>>16648
Literally just Latin?

>>16649
Ur surprised?

>>16651
yes.

>>16647
If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you

>>16636
I thought that was obvious though

>>16647

good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.

>>16651
Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...

>>16650
Exodus 4

>>16656
>Demons speaking Latin is original
There's a reason Exorcisms are in Latin

>>16654
The whole board laughed in their faces when they had the audacity to show themselves there.
>>16658
It had sort of a Roman/Catholic ironic element. Thought it'd make sense that the demons would adopt the language of the Romans as a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans.

>>16658
Je ne parle pas latin

>>16659
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another

>>16659
>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God to speak to Man

>>16661
You could call it the first globalist language

>>16662
This is accurate
Go ahead take quads you faggots, idc

Claiming... Something

'Nothing Will stop us!'

USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST

boop

>>16666
This sucks ass

>>16666
That's like ban-worthy

>>16666
For shame

>>16668
how bad did this fuck up the meme-space continuum?

This will have consequences

>>16669
I couldn't help myself... It was even Satanic..
>boop
>>16670
Make him the next boss after Soros, so we can put him away forever.

>>16674
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I guess I deserve that...

Can I request a (USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST) on that one?

>>16675
"tracy to op anyway"

>>16676
Do you want Red text, Blue text, or green text?

>>16678
Red

>>16679
Done

>>16680
/)

>>16671
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"

>>16681
(\\

>>16683
I didn't mean ban,... I was just gonna use more artistic license

>>16684
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.

>>16685
unban?

>>16685
>eurofag got banned
Deserved for that steaming pile of shit

>>16682
can me help in some way?

>>16684
Race for taylor.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Angel_(3.5e_Race)

>>16688
"Uhhh, when tracy gets back, knock her out with a hammer"

>>16690
>>16688
"I don't know what kind of ideal my faggot had with that post, but I'd stab him if I could reach his plane."
*braces self*

>>16685
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.

>>16691
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?

>>16691
pets pone

>>16692
It was a three minute ban and we used to use 1 second bans on the /test/ board for red messages, but okay

>>16690
"I already hit her with a hammer"

>>16691
"You better accept petting"

>>16693
Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.

>>16696
>>16686
It was three minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0-VTPYXvfc

>>16692
>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?

She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.

>>16696
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing

>>16696
>>16699
*ashamed mod noises*

>>16698
Yes! Be a good waifu for your Flashy!

>>16697
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.

>>16702
"... ok.."

>>16704
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*

>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things

But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff