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Casual Nuts
lTXWR
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No.16605
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
\r
686 replies and 95 files omitted.
SdA+a
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No.17018
17020 17021 17024
[2d20 = 16]
>>17009
>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.
Gib specific act to forbid.
>>17012
okay then:
>>17011
*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17019
17023
>>17016
"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17020
17024
>>17018
Dammit!
Your balls still took damage though.
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17021
17022
>>17018
"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17022
>>17021
That's three acts! Name one.
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17023
17026
>>17019
we are doing the right thing here right?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17024
17025
>>17020
>>17018
>grab
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17025
17027 17028
>>17024
And?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17026
>>17023
"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
Ej2mp
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No.17027
17029
[1d20 = 5]
>>17025
*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17028
17029
>>17025
where are your finger?
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
?
No.17029
17030
>>17027
>5
>>17028
>finger
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17030
17031 17033
>>17029
s
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17031
17032
>>17030
"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17032
>>17031
I can geas her
SdA+a
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No.17033
17036 17037
>>17030
[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
SdA+a
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No.17034
17036
[1d20 = 9]

Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17035
17036 17039
Uhhhhhhhh
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
Time freezes
Mrs. Sentry
SdA+a
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No.17036
>>17033
>>17034
[reeeeeeeing pony noises]
>>17035
good, i g2g
plPDv
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No.17037
17038 17039
[1d20 = 1]
>>17033
punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17038
17040 17041
>>17037
i-i...
Anonymous
Ej2mp
?
No.17039
>>17035
Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?
>>17037
Good move, but that roll

Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17040
17043
>>17038
Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17041
17042
>>17038
So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17042
17044
>>17041
ive failed....
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17043
>>17040
Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17044
image.jpeg
>>17042
"We'll get 'em next time."
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17045
17047
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17046
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17047
17048
>>17045
You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17048
>>17047
No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17049
17050
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17050
17051
>>17049
Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17051
17052 17053
>>17050
Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17052
17054 17056
>>17051
The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17053
17054
>>17051
i didn't fall on anybody.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17054
17055 17057
>>17053
Vocab assignment: hypothetical
>>17052
Same difference
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17055
>>17054
what vocab?
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17056
17058
>>17052
"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.

Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17057
>>17054
No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17058
17059
>>17056
>Torc teleports back
"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17059
17060
>>17058
"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17060
17061 17068
>>17059
"I don't know yet. But just wait"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17061
17062 17069
>>17060
we've waited long enough.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17062
17063
>>17061
"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
Anonymous
Ej2mp
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No.17063
17064
>>17062
"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17064
17066
>>17063
"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17065
17084
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17066
17067 17069
>>17064
ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17067
17072 17074 17084
>>17066
It's friendly stabbing.
hmCvg
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No.17068
>>17060
"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.

We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.

Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.

But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.

Now please, help, or stand aside"
\r
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17069
>>17061
>>17066
"Also this. I tried to do something more than be a friend - to be a father for her foal. What did I get? Charged at, then stalked, then kicked."
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17070
17071
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17071
>>17070
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17072
Spoilered
>>17067

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17073
17075 17079 17084
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17074
Spoilered
>>17067

Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17075
17076
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>17073
"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17076
17077 17079 17080
>>17075
"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17077
17078
>>17076
whos bob?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17078
>>17077
"Bob is the ethereal green composite bow that follows Tracy around."
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17079
17080 17082
1345682__questionable_artist-colon-helloiamyourfriend_crossover_fn-dash-2199_horsecock_nudity_penis_ponified_solo_spoilers for another series_star wars.png
>>17073
"O-okay..."
>>17076
>pic for Bob
Reeeeeeee! None of the other players were supposed to hear about the lair! Is sekrit!
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17080
17081 17082
>>17079
>calling someone else a traitor

>>17076
"Any chance we can get Bob to share more info?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17081
>>17080
these.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17082
>>17079
"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080
"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17083
17084 17085
532.gif
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17084
>>17065
>>17067
Finally
The faggots arrive
>>17073
Hell, hell is going on

Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek before he states the stats of snek
>>17083
>white-knights
I prefer the term tartan-knight
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17085
Spoilered
>>17083

Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17086
17087
"What else should I know?"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17087
17090
>>17086
Who are you?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17088
17090 17091
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17089
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17090
maxresdefault (1).jpg
>>17087
Is Secret

>>17088
"Wow... That's... That's a lot"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17091
17092
1506991587757.png
>>17088
"Thats so sad!"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17092
17095
>>17091
"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17093
17094 17095
1fg3.gif
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
plPDv
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No.17094
17095 17096 17097
[1d20 = 20]
>>17093
Grapple
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17095
>>17092
"So you enslaved him as a helper?"

>>17094
Kek

>>17093
"We will help you sleep"
lTXWR
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No.17096
17098 17099
[1d20 = 3]
>>17094
>perfect grapple
"Um,... what're you doing I'nis?"
T>stunning fist
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17097
17102
burn, baby, burn.jpg
>>17094
*catches fire*
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17098
17099 17100 17101
>>17096
>rolled a three
"Please refrain from attacking Inferius. He knows precisely what he is doing"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17099
>>17096
>>17098
me and trump help tracy.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17100
>>17098
>Telling Thez what she can do with her bullfriend
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17101
17102
>>17098
You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17102
17104
>>17101
"Do you have any idea what's been going on?"

>>17097
*Spray bottles pony*
"Bad pony"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17103
17105
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17104
>>17102
Technically, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17105
17106 17107
>>17103
I don't remember taking it off, but she would've put it back.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17106
17112
>>17105
Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
plPDv
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No.17107
[1d20 = 3]
>>17105
Grapples again.
Trump explain thez why.
lTXWR
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No.17108
[1d20 = 19]

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17109
17111 17113
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17110
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17111
>>17109
"Well... that was unexpected. Shackle her by the way"
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17112
17114 17115
>>17106
I was referring to the mask: she would've put it back.
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17113
>>17109
uh thank you thez
lTXWR
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No.17114
17117
[2d20 = 29]
>>17112
K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17115
>>17112
*shackles pone*
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17116
Oh, so shackled
Anonymous
plPDv
?
No.17117
17118
>>17114
>>17114
"damn me good."