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Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16892
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
>>16915
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
>>16911
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16922
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16933
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
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>>16943
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
>>16946
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
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>>16959
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
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*is English*
>>16968
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16970
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
[3d20 = 46]
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16993
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
[2d20 = 15]
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17006
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
>>17008
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
>>17008
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
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