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/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>17218
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
>Torc stops in the doorway
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
>>17220
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
>>17221
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
Oh well, carry on
>>17224
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
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>>17234
"... I'd do literally anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
"... I'd do literally anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
Where's Infernius? Did he 'fall asleep'' too?
>>17242
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
>>17243
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
>>17243
To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
"Tracy?"
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
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>>17238
>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
I'm too fucking tired to type out the touching story I had planned, so expect garbage.
>>17245
Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?
>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."
Who you want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?
>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."
Who you want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
>>17249
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
>>17254
"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
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"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
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>>17256
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
>>17258
Scruffy was an evil 4chan Janitor named "Yetsurday" who lead a purge of /mlp/ in 2013. It broke the spirit of the board
Scruffy was an evil 4chan Janitor named "Yetsurday" who lead a purge of /mlp/ in 2013. It broke the spirit of the board
Yeah, sorry: I can't do this tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to explain why it's so important for Tracy to offend or harm everyone she meets, and why she'd be practically nothing if she stayed who she really was. Then I'll give her reaction, if I remember it.
I'm just too physically ill to stay up for a third entire night in a row.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to explain why it's so important for Tracy to offend or harm everyone she meets, and why she'd be practically nothing if she stayed who she really was. Then I'll give her reaction, if I remember it.
I'm just too physically ill to stay up for a third entire night in a row.
>>17262
Thez smiles and sniffs. "Its okay. Take care of yourself, but try to take care of your friends too K?"
Thez smiles and sniffs. "Its okay. Take care of yourself, but try to take care of your friends too K?"
Alright:
Norway filly and Taylor Swift, I would like to hear from you ITT if you plan on participating on Saturday. Don't feel obligated or pressured, I am just looking to see if/how to integrate your characters. If you prefer to lurk and observe (or decline entirely) that's fine, no judgements or criticisms, but this next session is going to be as intense as I am able to affect. Additionally, (esp. wrt Norway) I want to assess how early we will need to start so to coordinate with and accommodate divergent timezones. I have no qualms with doing so, but I also don't know the schedules and responsibilities of current players. I hope you decide to join, either this session or future sessions, and we'll go from there.
Norway filly and Taylor Swift, I would like to hear from you ITT if you plan on participating on Saturday. Don't feel obligated or pressured, I am just looking to see if/how to integrate your characters. If you prefer to lurk and observe (or decline entirely) that's fine, no judgements or criticisms, but this next session is going to be as intense as I am able to affect. Additionally, (esp. wrt Norway) I want to assess how early we will need to start so to coordinate with and accommodate divergent timezones. I have no qualms with doing so, but I also don't know the schedules and responsibilities of current players. I hope you decide to join, either this session or future sessions, and we'll go from there.
Specifically im sorry to thez and her faggot.
>>17261
>>17260
>>17259
Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack
>>17262
10 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her
>>17267
>>17265
>>17266
I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/
>>17260
>>17259
Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack
>>17262
10 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her
>>17267
>>17265
>>17266
I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/
>this thread is the first damned thing I think about when I wake up
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Where is Tracy? I want to finish this!
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
Irrelevant blogpost:
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
>lol no
Where did we leave off again?
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
>lol no
Where did we leave off again?
Fug, I really don't want to do this.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.
>>17284
You don't have to do it, just agree to not be openly hostile, or really secretly hostile, towards the rest of the group and everything is fine
You don't have to do it, just agree to not be openly hostile, or really secretly hostile, towards the rest of the group and everything is fine
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>>17287
Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed
Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed
Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
>>17289
Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
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>>17290
>make Tracy more friendly
>Tracy
>Friendly
>make
Wtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
>make Tracy more friendly
>Tracy
>Friendly
>make
Wtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
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>>17291
Take your time, my mug came today ^_^
>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world
Take your time, my mug came today ^_^
>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world
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>>17291
Friendship is non-negotiable, anon
The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed. It will end.
Friendship is non-negotiable, anon
The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed. It will end.
>>17292
In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.
Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.
Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
>tfw you wake up from a literal coma and it looks like your character is about to be lobotomized, but you don't even remember how you got here or what you'll do from now on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!
>>17296
"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab enemies) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
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"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab enemies) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
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>>17297
>distribute gainz
Okay. No promises; I hate promises (spoils the surprise/tension of the game).
>distribute gainz
Okay. No promises; I hate promises (spoils the surprise/tension of the game).
>>17299
"Yay! Now Trump, can you accept that Tracy (as a character) may not always be 100 percent honest, but that assuming she stops stabbing everyone and stealing everything not nailed down she is an otherwise valuable addition to the party even if she is infuriating at times?"
"Yay! Now Trump, can you accept that Tracy (as a character) may not always be 100 percent honest, but that assuming she stops stabbing everyone and stealing everything not nailed down she is an otherwise valuable addition to the party even if she is infuriating at times?"
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>>17298
>>17296
I am not the rape victim, and that is the end of that
>Everyone wants her to be however she wants
I want my life, liberty, and property left alone, and I will kill anyone who tries to take these away. Texas rules, Motherfucker!
>>17299
Nope! You make promises NAO
>>17300
She'll be 100% honest with me and who cares how she is with everyone else
>>17296
I am not the rape victim, and that is the end of that
>Everyone wants her to be however she wants
I want my life, liberty, and property left alone, and I will kill anyone who tries to take these away. Texas rules, Motherfucker!
>>17299
Nope! You make promises NAO
>>17300
She'll be 100% honest with me and who cares how she is with everyone else
>>17306
The compromise is she can stab, steal from, rape, and lie to Tourcil. Leave me and Inferius alone
The compromise is she can stab, steal from, rape, and lie to Tourcil. Leave me and Inferius alone
I'll let her stab anyone she wants for whatever reason she wants. I just won't have her kill-off the party members unless I really want to.
Also, Torc is a bro. His character also seems to have figured out how not to activate the violent response matrix.
Also, Torc is a bro. His character also seems to have figured out how not to activate the violent response matrix.
>>17309
Leave my character alone, or I am quitting and banning you from this board on all of your IPs
Leave my character alone, or I am quitting and banning you from this board on all of your IPs
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>>17312
Don't even start with that high-horse bullshit. If you can't recognize that you are/were an equal if not greatest part in this, maybe you're the one who deserves a ban.
>>17314
"Thanks. Maybe."
>>17315
Don't run off yet.
>>17317
Because players have missed one of the most crucial and underlying purposes of this game, and are more interested in having their way than trying to play along with one another in the interest of everyone getting to have a good time. Wall of text inbound.
Don't even start with that high-horse bullshit. If you can't recognize that you are/were an equal if not greatest part in this, maybe you're the one who deserves a ban.
>>17314
"Thanks. Maybe."
>>17315
Don't run off yet.
>>17317
Because players have missed one of the most crucial and underlying purposes of this game, and are more interested in having their way than trying to play along with one another in the interest of everyone getting to have a good time. Wall of text inbound.
>>17318
Just let Tracy and Trumpaladin duel to the death, with the loser permanently removed from the game. It's the most elegant solution, as it removes only one player, and allows the winner to have full reign.
Just let Tracy and Trumpaladin duel to the death, with the loser permanently removed from the game. It's the most elegant solution, as it removes only one player, and allows the winner to have full reign.
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