Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16705It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
>>16708Shit, that happened to me too. I was using a throwaway IP though, but still..
>>16709Please accept my apology. The fault is mine, and I am truly sorry. I just wanted cheek.
>>16710>Please accept my apology. Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheekNo problem.
>>16708>>16709I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16714We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
>>16713Was that the infamous /mlpol/ post? Many keks were had that day.
>>16716If admins browse, I hope that they do kek rightily.
>>16717Was what the famous /mlpol/ post?
>>16718I seem to have forgotten, but I'm sure it involved 7's
>>16719Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
>>16720Wuz talking about trips tbh
>>16721A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
>>16722As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
>>16724>>16723Am i done making my character?
>>16725I think you have enough to start, but it's up to GM
>>16725No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
>>16725Sounds good to me.
Character development is done thru. banter anyway.
>>16725Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
GM, how long does it take for a character to learn a language?
>>16730Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
>>16731To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
>>16732Nothing i can think of really.
>>16734>Implying.. Where did you get that from?
>>16737Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
>>16736K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
>>16738Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
>>16736"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
>>16743"Its really not all that exciting," Lenos quips.
>>16745That sunk in as soon I saw there was also zero spell progression in the class...
>>16746"Yeah, if you're not already a spellcaster, ur not going anywhere." >L
>>16744Thez and i are gonna bang when?
>>16743>Allowing a war resource to escapeNah
>What would they be useful forTourcil suggested they be archers
>>16748Do you want to get grappled? Because that is how you get grappled
>>16755
adorable filly Aprentice.
>>16752You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753>this is our PaladinKEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
>>16757>does that mean...It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>>16760>>16758>Implying the fight against Judeo-Bolshevism won't require every resource we can musterThe whole of Germany needed to mobilize. We shall need the same
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>>16758Why did you delete all of those posts? That was one of the funniest posts I've read on here
>>16763I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
>>16768Maybe Tracy had a pure heart all along...
>>16769They're a bunch non-combatant of elf girls: they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea at best.
>>16770Purer than yours, evidentlyAt least she unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess.
>>16771>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour teaThat's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginessUgh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
>>16772It's a game that's only really on on weekends, so it's pretty neat that he's here as often as he is. But it's late at night
>>16774What are you talking about? Of course we can have knife eared
slaves laborers poor our tea after expanding Football and the American way to new realms
>>16772I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
>>16775Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
>>16777Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16779>>16777I wish you had read the speech I had written for Korak.
>tfw still no pony waifu to rule your empire with >>16748I think you mean scissor
>>16749Physically, she'll be fine
>>16775Neat? And here I was worried it might seem creepy.
>>16777At this point, finding out where they're even from will be difficult. "Leave it out" as they say in bongland.
>>16757I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
>>16782What kind of sports do elves play in their homeland anyway? Just archery?
>>16738Does horse have a writen form?
>>16782GM, can Mr. Snek have stats?
Wait
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
>>16786>BeesI just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>>16787Korak's Magic heavy shield activated by a ring
>>16786To answer your question, they're Bracers of Armor +3.
>>16789>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are
never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you
will find embarrassing.
>>16791>>16785Looks like normal cursive
>>16790>>16791If I'm understanding right, this isn't like torc's shield where it hovers around him, this is more of an "unfolding shield" thats just magic.
Pretty sure a horse can't use that
>you are never getting your American flag back.What flag even is that?
>>16792>What flag even is that?Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him,
and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost... >>16793You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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>>16792>a horse can't use thatThis is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture...
I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.>>16794I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
>>16793You got a bigger version, so I can actually see what it looks like?
>>16796I only took the pistols, so Torc's good.
Oh that remides me, GM can lenos modify the pistols?
>>16791Gib South Sudanese People's Liberation Army flag, with caption being "gorilla".
>>16802I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
>>16803"You have no idea just what fun I have planned for you over these next few months, Flashy"
>>16804Ooga booga! Gib flag nao!
>>16805what kind of nigger cuck would unironically draw an image like this?
>>16805Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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>>16809I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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>>16810Torc goes into town looking for a gypsy, potion maker, or even better witch doctor