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/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16705
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
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>>16710
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.
>>16708
>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16714
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
>>16719
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
>>16721
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
>>16722
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
>>16725
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
>>16725
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
>>16730
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
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>>16731
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
>>16737
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
>>16736
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
>>16738
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
>>16736
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
>>16752
You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
>>16757
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>>16763
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
>>16771
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
>>16772
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
>>16775
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
>>16777
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16757
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
Wait
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
>>16786
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>>16788
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
>>16789
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>>16792
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>>16793
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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>>16792
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
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>>16802
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
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>>16805
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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>>16808
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
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>>16809
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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