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Casual Nuts
lTXWR
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No.16605
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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686 replies and 100 files omitted.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17118
17119 17121
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*

>>17117
"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17119
17120
>>17118
we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17120
17123
>>17119
"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17121
17122
>>17118
Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17122
17125
>>17121
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17123
17124
>>17120
me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17124
17128
>>17123
"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17125
17126
>>17122
You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17126
17127
>>17125
I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17127
17129 17134
>>17126
Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17128
17129
>>17124
we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17129
17132
>>17127
You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers

>>17128
"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17130
17131 17135
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17131
17133 17135
>>17130
"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17132
17134
>>17129
uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17133
17137
>>17131
"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17134
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>>17127
Definitely mentioning this later

>>17132
*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17135
17138
>>17130
>>17131
Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17136
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17137
17138
>>17133
yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17138
17139 17140
>>17135
"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back."
>>17137
"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17139
17141
>>17138
"Can you fix Tracy?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17140
17141
>>17138
okay gibe ring.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17141
>>17139
"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important."
>>17140
Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17142
17143
Trumpaladin tries to start

"Tracy..."

"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17143
17144
>>17142
me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17144
17145
>>17143
"I think she might have fallen asleep"

He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17145
17149
>>17144
Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17146
17147 17148
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17147
17150
>>17146
"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17148
17150
>>17146
"Thez came back"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17149
wolfenstein_friendship_is_not_negotiable_by_dan232323-d7k70cc.jpg
>>17145
You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17150
17151 17152
>>17148
>>17147
"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17151
17154
>>17150
"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17152
17153
>>17150
"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!"
"I'm hoping its for >rape"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17153
17155
>>17152
"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17154
17156 17157
>>17151
"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17155
17156
>>17153
"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17156
>>17155
"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality"

>>17154
"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17157
17158 17159
>>17154
"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it. Whatever THAT means."
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17158
17159
>>17157
"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
hmCvg
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No.17159
17160
>>17157
"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable"

>>17158
Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17160
17162 17204
>>17159
He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17161
17163 17166
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17162
17164 17166
>>17160
you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17163
17170
>>17161
no, not yet.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17164
17165
>>17162
>psychiatric
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17165
>>17164
forced psychiatry
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17166
17167 17168 17170
>>17161
We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).
>>17162
Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17167
17169 17170
>>17166
Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17168
17170
>>17166
you can >rape later
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17169
>>17167
what?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17170
17171 17172
>>17163
At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done
>>17166
Uh... does that help fix her brain?

>>17167
Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168
She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17171
17173 17174
>>17170
No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17172
>>17170
>pure
>Trump's waifu
Pick one
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17173
17174 17176
>>17171
What effect would a snek have in this situation?
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17174
17175 17176
>>17171
Should probably tie her

>>17173
Does he want to help us?
MfgBl
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No.17175
17177 17178
[1d20 = 18]
>>17174
Nope
Roll for Plague of Frogs
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17176
>>17174
Yes, definitely tie her.
>>17173
Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17177
>>17175
Inside the tower? God dammit,....
hmCvg
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No.17178
17179 17180
[3d20 = 24]
>>17175
>>17175
Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
MfgBl
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No.17179
17183
[1d20 = 14]
>>17178
NO SMASH SNEK
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17180
17182 17183 17185
>>17178
Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17181
17185
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17182
17186
>>17180
bestow curse -6 int
hmCvg
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No.17183
17184 17185
[3d20 = 25]
>>17179
>>17180
What is that attack?

Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17184
17186
>>17183
Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17185
17187
>>17180
>>17181
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>17183
"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17186
>>17182
on torculi
>>17184

Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17187
17188
>>17185
"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17188
17189
>>17187
>mark of justice
You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17189
17190
>>17188
I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17190
17191 17193
>>17189
"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
Anonymous
plPDv
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No.17191
>>17190
how is this any thing like that?
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17192
>Yawn

hmCvg
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No.17193
17194
>>17190
The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror

Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
\r
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17194
17195 17196
>>17193
Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17195
17197
>>17194
"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17196
17201
>>17194
"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17197
17198
>>17195
"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17198
17201
>>17197
"If you have a better way!"

Trump yells
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17199
17200 17201
waiting-skeleton.jpg
>GM
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17200
>>17199
I know. We need Tracy's faggot, but he's not here
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17201
17202 17203
>>17196
As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand
>>17198
But he doesn't look back
>>17199
RIP in peace GM

Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17202
>>17201
>rest in peace in peace
kek
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17203
>>17201
"If you have a better way, I am listening"

Not said loudly enough to really be heard

Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17204
17205
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...
>>17160
It's appreciated.
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17205
17206 17207
>>17204
Not everyone takes the Game so personally
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17206
17208
>>17205
Says the man who said he would ban Tracy's faggot because he didn't like her playstyle
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17207
17208
>>17205
Nah, it's unrelated childhood crap
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17208
17209
>>17206
Yeah I was verbatim quoting his ban appeal message from this morning for the irony

>>17207
Oh... We can do it differently if you don't like this set up
Anonymous
rRF9p
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No.17209
17210 17211
>>17208
NO!!! I'm a big boi nao! I don't need trigger accommodations!
Anonymous
MfgBl
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No.17210
17214 17215
>>17209
Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17211
17212 17218
>>17209
Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down

"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17212
17213
>>17211
Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
Anonymous
hmCvg
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No.17213
17217
>>17212
"yes"
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17214
>>17210
Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.

Come back any time
Anonymous
MfgBl
?
No.17215
17217
montypyhton-1600x720.jpg
>>17210
Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
Anonymous
hmCvg
?
No.17216
17218
"Tracy, I shall ask again

Why do you fear being loved?

Why do you fear belonging?"
Anonymous
lTXWR
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No.17217
17269
>>17215
KEK
>>17213
"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.