This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15258I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
>>15259"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
>>15256So you're talking about creating a Python Rod
giggity, that casts "
insect Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
>>15260*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device. >>15261Works for me.
Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together >>15263What sequence?
Im really fucking confused
>>15267Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.
>>15265>Don't fucking touch my underwear!Out of context this is really damn rape-y
Stop now
>>15268I wouldn't touch it
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*
>>15267While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?
>>15272I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed"Hey!"
>>15272I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right thoughDoes Staff of Plauges get made yet?
>>15273I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
>>15274Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
>>15274I am super salty right now
>>15275Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.
>>15273Kek, poor Thez
I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours >>15278>glim postingWhen you gonna ban yourself for that?
>>15279Its okay
>>15279Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
>>15278>stop abusing that level 7 wizard powerIt's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif >>15281>fucc linksI think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
>>15284I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
>>15286Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in angerAlso heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....
>>15289>tfw no fingers to put rings on*ring appears with a poof*
>>152871 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?
>>15289Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?
>>15291>burns flow chartsI didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?
>>15292It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
I'm sorry, can I have more time?
>>15294Okay, and I will take the fucc links
>>15287Quick draw feat. I took it
>>15295As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?
>>15297Fine, wat ever
>>15298I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone
>>15299Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play
>>15301Just making sure
>>15300The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them
So who is getting what from Korak?
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
>>15303I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
>>15304If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?
>>15305I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.
>>15306Which voodoo?
>>15307Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works