This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15005If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
>>15023That's just the power of Football. It attracts spooky shit
>>15014Infernius, riding Uatchit like a surf-board soeeds off toward the stadium.
>>15017It will take some time to divest him of his 'accoutrements'.
>>15019No, Korak is from a faggot GM knows (nice try tho)
>>15024>>15025Blame /vx/. Hell, blame me if u want. I have no regrets.
>>15026Pwease gib answer to question
>>15025Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>15026Torc is with infernius
>>15026Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
>>15030You get him when I am done with him! tourcil gave him to me then you
Kek, 3 minutes is 30 combat rounds.
>>15028Which question, I looked (non-exhaustively) and didn't find
>>15029Both them then, speeding toward the stadium
>>15032What did he do with the Unicorn.
>>15032Cast Zone of Truth or Suggestion if necessary
Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
>>15036She was in the stable with her elf harem
Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.
>>15038AFTER I GET MY ANSWER
>>15039We should start charging her rent if she uses that instead of her golf course
>>15036>boss fightsJust wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033"Fun" she says
The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
>>15043What did he do with the Unicorn
Cast suggestion or Zone of Truth or whatever
>>15043He asked about the unicorn.
>>15047I mean if you want to give a still living Korak up to Trumpaladin later...
>>15047I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
>>15050It sounds hilarious when you put it that way.
Carry on.
>>15035>Zone of TruthDone
K> I dunno 'bout the unicorn <True>
>>15044An this one's a faggot <True>
>>15050And so the feels. Take heart, it is not all in vain.
>>15053Not good enough
"Now what the hell do you mean you don't know?
Yeah, its late (especially for EST and beyond). I'm still a bit shaken from earlier (more sorting!), and I'm guessing maybe at least one player needs a break?
>>15051Don't you mock me. I've seen the autism you've put on this board.
>>15057Not until I get my answers on the Unicorn
>>15057i dont but we can stop if we need to.
>>15057I'm a chronic insomniac and will stay up if that's what it takes.
Continuing:
>>15059"Ah don't bloody know! Last I seen, she was in me hold!"
>>15061Its cinematic for the moment,... although since Infernius and Torcuil sped off, there's not much to develop
>>15065If he doesn't know, that's information
>>15064>>15065What are you patriots talking about?
>>15055Sorry, I saw the image and thought 'troll'. Just sayin'
>>15064K> That's the last I seen of the mare. What more do ye want? Ye got ur zone of truth, ye want me to tell ye about me childhood?
>>15069"She disappeared on you straight out of your hold?"
>>15067Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.