/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>14716
One shot hits Infernius, cuz he's the easiest target.
Trump's move
>>14720
Yes

>>14720
he said yea

>>14721
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.

"Follow me Inferius!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

[2d20 = 9]
>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.

>>14722
You should draw a sword

>>14724
Vanderiem was given back in the previous turn

>>14726
A pity for that 1 then, there it goes again,....

"Ye bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
As he falls again

>>14728
>>14727
>>14726
clean the fucking butter off your fingers.

>>14726
Use your longbow.
>>14731
I figured.

>>14732
^_^

>>14732
Do I still have it? It hasn't been mentioned for a while

>>14731
It demonstrates why we should be worried

>>14734
Unless you threw it away, you should.

>>14734
clean thy danmed fingers!!

>>14734
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)

>>14737
Too late for that.

>>14738
I have no bonuses for ranged attack, but fuck it. The alternative is the weapon smasher, and I don't want to destroy something as valuable as the pistol.

>>14731
Shit

[1d20 = 3]
>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).

>>14740
Oh yeah, pistols
Torc steals those again, just like the first time

>>14742
God fucking dammit...

>>14743
Great

>>14742
And he'll move out of the way like a matador

>>14742
Don't fret, Korak's ac is 46. You'd have needed 20's regardless.
"He's a slippery fuck"
>>14743
You're attempting a pickpocket? Nao?

>>14746
What happened to Tracy though? She's moving full speed.

>>14746
It worked the first time, so yes

[1d20 = 14]
>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT

>>14746
>pickpocket
No no no
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHH6YVHGh90
This

>>14749
With a "Ting, ting", Korak whirls and avoids incoming attacks.
Torcuil's move

>>14746
I think he meant the magnet staff.

>>14752
I summon ryuk and have him beat the shit out of the pirates.

>>14754
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14754
Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures

>>14753
Oh Riiiiiight.
>>14754
And from left field as fuck, Sad Alex joins the fray, unleshing Ryuk (who can readily kill low-level mobs like pirates) with ease! In fact, Ryuk is happy to do so cuz,....
Well played

>>14754
ANTI GAY FROG HAS RETURNED
PRAISE KEK

>>14757
Ryuk! Only kill the pirates on this side! We need the others for later!

>>14754
PRAISE ADOLF

A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.

>>14761
"Something wrong Globalist?"

>>14761
>>14762
"Careful! I want to offer the pirates jobs when this guy is dead!"

>>14761
Torc speaks
"YO, WANKSTAIN. YOU, ME. DEUL"

If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!

>>14763
*jojo pose engaged*

>>14764
Steal his gunz first.

>>14768
Just wait

>>14762
>>14767
"Silence his false song!"

>>14768
This

>>14769
>wait
STEAL THE GUNZ!