This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
>>15208>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
You can see it from here, its a big ship.>>15210
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.>>15215
In fairness they were on and not in the tower
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?">>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
>>15219>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item
God, please don't remind me
"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
Elway alone is God here
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
Can I go talk to Trollestia?
It's a long talk, so it's okay if no
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
>>15227>all that edginess
*mouth waters at cutting-edge weapon*
"W-wow... And that wind he was projecting?">>15228Chaos Emeralds.
"Speaking of snakes, Sning, are you there?"
Tracy's pack moves a bit, and the snake belt slithers out and wraps around Lenos' leg.
"Good to see you again little fella.">>15228
"So wait, you wanna make a snake-headed staff? What's it gonna do?"
*jumps a bit*
"I take it he stole that from you?"
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship.">>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
Actually, there is one thing I would like to ask Tracy
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
"Tracy, can you check and hand me something?"
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
"K, thanks Lenos."
Torc leaves to find Be with some gold and emerald>>15241
Used to hold up stocking
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
Yeah, but that bit was only for Tracy
I asked about it and you didn't answer
Does anyone have the post # with the letter?
My bad, I missed that.>>15247
Yeah you did, you even asked what it was worth (appraise) and I said "Easily 50k".
I should really re-read that letter
Can Trumpaladin take the garter or no
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity
, that casts "
Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.
Works for me. Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together >>15263
Im really fucking confused
Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.
>>15265>Don't fucking touch my underwear!
Out of context this is really damn rape-y
I wouldn't touch it
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.>Robots Infernius killed
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enoughPlz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
I am super salty right now>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.>>15273
Kek, poor ThezI'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours
When you gonna ban yourself for that?>>15279
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
>>15278>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*Everything else is mine though. Still the theif
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?>throws flowcharts in angerAlso heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy
Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....
>>15289>tfw no fingers to put rings on
*ring appears with a poof*
1 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?
Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?>>15291>burns flow charts
I didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time >>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
I'm sorry, can I have more time?
Okay, and I will take the fucc links
Quick draw feat. I took it
As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?
Fine, wat ever>>15298
I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone
Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play
Just making sure>>15300
The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them
So who is getting what from Korak?
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?
I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.>>15306
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard>doesn't know how modding works