This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15204I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
>>15204The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
>>15206Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
>>15208>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to.. >>15208Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
>>15211It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
>>15212You can see it from here, its a big ship.
>>15210"What?"
>>15214"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
>>15214He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.
>>15215In fairness they were on and not in the tower
>>15216Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
>>15217Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
>>15215"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
>>15219>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful itemGod, please don't remind me
>>15219"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
Elway alone is God here
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>>15221He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
>>15223"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
>>15219Can I go talk to Trollestia?
>>15225It's a long talk, so it's okay if no
>>15225That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.
>>15224"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
>>15227>all that edginess*mouth waters at cutting-edge weapon*
"W-wow... And that wind he was projecting?"
>>15228Chaos Emeralds. >>15228"Speaking of snakes, Sning, are you there?"
Tracy's pack moves a bit, and the snake belt slithers out and wraps around Lenos' leg.
"Good to see you again little fella."
>>15228"So wait, you wanna make a snake-headed staff? What's it gonna do?"
>>15230*jumps a bit*
"I take it he stole that from you?"
>>15229Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship."
>>15231"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
>>15230Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
>>15232*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
Actually, there is one thing I would like to ask Tracy
>>15234"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
>>15233"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
>>15235"Tracy, can you check and hand me something?"
>>15240
>garter
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
>>15240
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
>>15237"K, thanks Lenos."
Torc leaves to find Be with some gold and emerald
>>15241Used to hold up stocking
>>15242
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
>>15246
Yeah, but that bit was only for Tracy
>>15248I asked about it and you didn't answer
Does anyone have the post # with the letter?
>>15250My bad, I missed that.
>>15247Yeah you did, you even asked what it was worth (appraise) and I said "Easily 50k".
>>15253Oh, that.
I should really re-read that letter
Can Trumpaladin take the garter or no
>>15253Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
Spells:
>snekThe staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra
>swarm of FrogsDoes this need explaining?
>hailI guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?
>blindingCan blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת
>>15257I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
>>15258I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
>>15259"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
>>15256So you're talking about creating a Python Rod
giggity, that casts "
insect Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
>>15260*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device. >>15261Works for me.
Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together >>15263What sequence?
Im really fucking confused
>>15267Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.
>>15265>Don't fucking touch my underwear!Out of context this is really damn rape-y
Stop now
>>15268I wouldn't touch it
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*
>>15267While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?
>>15272I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed"Hey!"
>>15272I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right thoughDoes Staff of Plauges get made yet?
>>15273I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
>>15274Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
>>15274I am super salty right now
>>15275Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.
>>15273Kek, poor Thez
I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours >>15278>glim postingWhen you gonna ban yourself for that?
>>15279Its okay
>>15279Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
>>15278>stop abusing that level 7 wizard powerIt's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif >>15281>fucc linksI think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
>>15284I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
>>15286Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in angerAlso heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....
>>15289>tfw no fingers to put rings on*ring appears with a poof*
>>152871 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?
>>15289Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?
>>15291>burns flow chartsI didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?
>>15292It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
I'm sorry, can I have more time?
>>15294Okay, and I will take the fucc links
>>15287Quick draw feat. I took it
>>15295As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?
>>15297Fine, wat ever
>>15298I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone
>>15299Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play
>>15301Just making sure
>>15300The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them
So who is getting what from Korak?
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
>>15303I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
>>15304If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?
>>15305I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.
>>15306Which voodoo?
>>15307Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works