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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 45 files omitted.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15205
>>15204
Is that going to be there the whole time I play this out? Because all the things I am planning would take hours gameplay time
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15206
15208
>>15204
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15207
>>15204
The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15208
15209 15210 15212
>>15206
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15209
15211
>>15208
>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15210
15214
>>15208
What does Lenos say?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15211
15213
>>15209
She really does need to see him dead and get it out of her system, so she can come back and meet with humans again
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15212
15214
>>15208
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15213
>>15211
It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15214
15215 15216
>>15212
You can see it from here, its a big ship.
>>15210
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15215
15216 15219
>>15214
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15216
15217 15219
>>15214
He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.
>>15215
In fairness they were on and not in the tower
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15217
15218
>>15216
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15218
>>15217
Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15219
15220 15221 15225
>>15215
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.

Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15220
>>15219
>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item
God, please don't remind me
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15221
15223
>>15219
"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
gs3nq
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No.15222
Elway alone is God here
\r
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15223
15224
>>15221
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15224
15227
>>15223
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15225
15226 15227
>>15219
Can I go talk to Trollestia?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15226
>>15225
It's a long talk, so it's okay if no
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15227
15229
>>15225
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.
>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15228
15229 15230
After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15229
15232
>>15227
>all that edginess
*mouth waters at cutting-edge weapon*
"W-wow... And that wind he was projecting?"
>>15228
Chaos Emeralds.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15230
15231 15233
>>15228
"Speaking of snakes, Sning, are you there?"
Tracy's pack moves a bit, and the snake belt slithers out and wraps around Lenos' leg.
"Good to see you again little fella."
>>15228
"So wait, you wanna make a snake-headed staff? What's it gonna do?"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15231
15232
>>15230
*jumps a bit*
"I take it he stole that from you?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15232
15234
>>15229
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship."
>>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15233
15237
>>15230
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15234
15236
>>15232
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15235
15238
Actually, there is one thing I would like to ask Tracy
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15236
>>15234
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15237
15244
>>15233
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15238
15239
>>15235
"Tracy, can you check and hand me something?"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15239
>>15238
Weren't you halfway across town, investigating the Terrasque that just appeared?
"What is it?"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15241
15244 15245
>>15240
>garter
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15243
>>15240
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15244
>>15237
"K, thanks Lenos."
Torc leaves to find Be with some gold and emerald
>>15241
Used to hold up stocking

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15245
garter.jpg
>>15241

Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15247
15253
>>15242
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15248
15250
>>15246
Yeah, but that bit was only for Tracy
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15250
15253
>>15248
I asked about it and you didn't answer
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15251
Oh fuck it. Whatever
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15252
Does anyone have the post # with the letter?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15253
15254 15256
>>15250
My bad, I missed that.
>>15247
Yeah you did, you even asked what it was worth (appraise) and I said "Easily 50k".
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15254
>>15253
Oh, that.
I should really re-read that letter
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15255
15257
Can Trumpaladin take the garter or no
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15256
15261
>>15253
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
Spells:
>snek
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra
>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?
>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?
>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת‎
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15257
15258
>>15255
>Paladin taking girls' underwear for unspecified purposes
It would just look bad.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15258
15259
>>15257
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15259
15260
>>15258
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15260
15262
>>15259
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15261
15264
>>15256
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity, that casts "insect Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15262
15263 15266
>>15260
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15263
15264 15265
>>15262
The Unicorn was my plot device put in the game for me, and yet you stole that and hid her away. Why would I take the garter if I did not intend to input the sequence?
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15264
>>15261
Works for me.
Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together
>>15263
What sequence?
Im really fucking confused

Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15265
15267 15269
>>15263
I set her free, pervert!
Don't fucking touch my underwear!
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15266
>>15262
I'm the only one who even noticed the letter. Be eternally greatful that you get 70% of the goodies off an enemy we ALL fought and helped to kill
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15267
15268 15271
>>15265
It's Thez's Underwear
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15268
15269
>>15267
Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15269
>>15265
>Don't fucking touch my underwear!
Out of context this is really damn rape-y
Stop now
>>15268
I wouldn't touch it

Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15270
15272
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15271
>>15267
While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15272
15273 15274 15276
>>15270
No, this is an issue. You get the entire wealth of Thez's horde that I know you will keep it for yourself and never spend it, even though I was banned from using the party resources for making investments that were not secret and anyone could have opposed. You got more items besides that than any other person. You stole cores from beasts Inferius killed. You stole all of Korak's gear except the pistols, even trying to planar vanish out of sight to prevent any one from taking anything. You took my damned unicorn which I spent several game sessions on. Besides all this, you have restled your way into "wild shift" as a power, which only level 5 druids can get. You have planar shift, which you abuse the hell out of and which and which is like a level 7 wizard power. Besides this you have all of the powers of a high level rogue. And you're not satisfied with having more free rule-breaking powers than the entire rest of the party combined.

You already receive more in gifts than anyone else, and you keep taking and taking more from everyone else around you. Stop being a fucking kike. Share shit. Stop Stealing shit. Just stop being insufferable, because it makes the game miserable to play.

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15273
15275 15278
>>15272
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed
"Hey!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15274
15276 15278
>>15272
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?

Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15275
15278
>>15273
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15276
15277 15279
>>15274
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15277
15279
>>15276
Thx
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15278
15280 15282
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>>15274
I am super salty right now
>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.

Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.

>>15273
Kek, poor Thez

I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15279
15280 15281
>>15276
>>15277
I'm sorry
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15280
>>15278
>glim posting
When you gonna ban yourself for that?
>>15279
Its okay

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15281
15283 15284 15288
>>15279
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15282
>>15278
>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15283
>>15281
Forgot about those.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15284
15286
>>15281
>fucc links
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15286
15287
>>15284
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15287
15291 15297
>>15286
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in anger
Also heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15288
>>15281
I do want those grenades though... [greedy nerd noises]

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15289
15290 15293
Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....

Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15290
>>15289
>tfw no fingers to put rings on
*ring appears with a poof*
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15291
15292 15293
>>15287
1 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15292
15294
>>15291
I'm ready to play.
>really wishes could use vest, but also knows he's been an insufferable kike.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15293
15294
>>15289
Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?
>>15291
>burns flow charts
I didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15294
15296
>>15292
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
Anonymous
/QFW4
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No.15295
15298
I'm sorry, can I have more time?
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15296
15299
>>15294
Okay, and I will take the fucc links
Anonymous
/QFW4
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No.15297
15299 15300
>>15287
Quick draw feat. I took it
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15298
15300
>>15295
As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15299
15301
>>15296
Fucc links it is.
>>15297
Trump?
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15300
15302
>>15297
Fine, wat ever
>>15298
I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone
Anonymous
/QFW4
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No.15301
15302
>>15299
Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15302
>>15301
Just making sure
>>15300
The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them
Anonymous
/QFW4
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No.15303
15305
So who is getting what from Korak?
Anonymous
/QFW4
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No.15304
15306
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15305
15307
>>15303
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15306
15307
>>15304
If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15307
15308
>>15305
I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.
>>15306
Which voodoo?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15308
>>15307
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15310
Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html