This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15121Are you KIDDING? You think I would throw this at you haphazardly? Minotaur, please!
>>15122You and tracy can both have a bottle.
>>15122She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extract
tribute Donations from every nation, and drone strikes those that do not pay up
>>15122Actually, these are the images. The cretin on the (previous) right is saved for later.
>>15128Spacey is a faggot, confirmed. Who knew?
>>15126So he's a nerd, a bully, AND a faggot
>>15129I've been impatient lately.
>>15130Gm can i build a team of anti globalist fighter guerrilas?
>>15132I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR WEEKS
My pirates were killed... I was going to add them
>>15134We will do it together then.
>>15135I miss those beautiful purple caps...>>15136Trumpaldin jumps at this suggestion
"YES! Let's do this. I have a head start on the program. I am training many, so is Inferius. We're going to spread nationalism accross all lands when this one is finally freed"
>>15135>ImplyingI'll get back in the swing of things later on..
>*Humps leg*>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.Goes to bed irl.
>>15139The Nazi Minotaur Cleric.
>>15139"The Red Nazi Minotaur. Talks about Hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell a lot"
>>15132OF COURSE!
>>15135Oh, like you're off the hook.
>>15139He's the minotaur. He looks like Ironwill, but he's red. Also he has no horns.
"Also he has a tattoo..."
You shut up.
>>15141>>15140Reeeeeeeee the nazi is a globalist co conspirator!!!
>>15143"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
>>15143Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.
I really need to go to bed...
>>15143"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
>>15143Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.
>>15145What's wrong with taking waifus?
>>15147Alex jones is pretty blue pilled when it comes to natsoc just role playing.
>>15151Ooooh, that sexy pali
Fighting madness is precisely what this thread is about.
Its odd, but pretend its an elaborate vidya, it'll make sense then.
>>15149I tried to delete, but site said no (wrong pw?).
>>15150*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*
>>15151Excellent
>>15153That's okay for me
>>15154I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.
>>15155Please do, that bug os pretty annoying.
>>15156Which bug, the wrong password?
>>15158I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone
"I prefer to think that it was apropos that the post remain intact."
I said shush.
>>15160Is that a variation on a quote from something?
>>15161... says the guy who's 265 posts deep, feigning ignorance
"Awww, I lost my paste. It was gonna be some smarmy shit, but the Tl:dr was its an overwhelming thanks. Just,... thanks. It means more than I can say, and more than my faggot will admit to say, Never forget, you've got devils (read: angels) who want to see you win."
>>15164retype it.
>>15143i am not you filthy gate-keeper.
I miss being the board GET thief. The shear thrill of cucking a person out of a quad by two seconds, outclassing and outmatching those who came after me, and the salt. The delicious salt. I remember this beautiful occasion when it was thought I had walked into a trap by participating in that Kajit roleplay thread, but then I managed to snatch something like two quads, and a third party took a quad by accident before a certain someone could get it. There was the most wonderful post: “I spent all day trying to trap this faggot when I could of gone to the beach.” Another time I patiently waited from my phone at work for a trips and millineal post, and then perfectly and cleanly took both while another person – trying to trap me – missed it by two seconds. There was also that time I snatched one from my phone while standing at the concession stand at the movies, and another time from a hotel lobby. It was wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4>>15167as a friend i say thats the most beautiful story ive heard all day.
>>15169Also, If I remember the guns used water and shot ice bullets. What do they look like flintlock, machlock, or revolver?
>>15167Top Kek
>>15170I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.
What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.
Last night I realized that I haven't really been very faithful to this character. I've been going about this in the wrong way, and getting bogged down in lost causes. I hope I can change this.
>>15170>>15171The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.
>>15174>DuelistShould've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.
>>15174He still has one bit of swag I want to check out, but I haven't yet had the opportunity
>>15177No, but I have now two good leads on her, and I'll follow through on that later.
>>15178Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)
>>15179I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.
In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
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>>15180K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.
>>15180I am playing the thief: it is my role to hoard shit.
You can have the necktie though.
>>15182You're playing as the kike, that's what you're doing
I'm'a cast Mark of Justice on Tracy's faggot. He's cursed the next time he does something Kikish
Have I mentioned how fetching Tracy would look in a bowler?
>>15174>LugerI can live with this
>1v1Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:
>Two staffs>a rod>tome>knife>pistolsIs this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?
>>15186He's 15th level, its absurd that he doesn't have MORE tbh
Assuming Korak's body has been throroughly divested of his swag, Lenos wanders over and grabs the corpse by the ankle. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time." he says, dragging it inside to mount to one of the training dummies.
>>15187Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?
>>15189You should invest in Western memes. Also Dexterity points
>>15186Wizards are not profficient in any kinds of armor.
>>15185You mean the hat?
Anyway, can I get a better description of what Korak' gear does? He was wearing some good shit, being a pirate.
>>15190I don't know what I expected
>>15191Does that mean Torc can stamped cattle through the Vatican?
>>15192Why do you think Torc doesn'r have any armor?
>>15192Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).
>>15194When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time
>>15195Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.
>>15196Wait. So can I do things?
>>15198Excellent
Most of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helpingFly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage
>>15199"OI! Ye bastard! I'm still down here!" a faint yell can be heard from the ground.
>>15200Lol, Grab Vanderiem first
>>15202In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them
>>15201From up high, you can get a better look at the Terrasque, which is just sorta wandering around the Football field, chasing its tail every so often.
>>15202He's finishing up tying Korak's corpse to a practice dummy.
>>15204I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
>>15204The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
>>15206Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
>>15208>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to.. >>15208Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
>>15211It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
>>15212You can see it from here, its a big ship.
>>15210"What?"
>>15214"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
>>15214He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.
>>15215In fairness they were on and not in the tower
>>15216Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
>>15217Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
>>15215"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
>>15219>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful itemGod, please don't remind me
>>15219"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
Elway alone is God here
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>>15221He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"