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Scattered Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 32 files omitted.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15123
>>15121
Are you KIDDING? You think I would throw this at you haphazardly? Minotaur, please!
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15124
15127
>>15122
You and tracy can both have a bottle.
Anonymous
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No.15125
>>15122
She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extract tribute Donations from every nation, and drone strikes those that do not pay up
Anonymous
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No.15126
15131
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>>15122
Actually, these are the images. The cretin on the (previous) right is saved for later.

Anonymous
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No.15127
15129
>>15124
[Grateful pony noises]

Goodnight, m8s.
Anonymous
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No.15128
15130
>>15111
Spacy is a faggot? wow.
Anonymous
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No.15129
15131
>>15127
I mean this as a real question. Are you done playing the yandere nice-but obessive romantic role with Tracy? You were playing it a week ago but now I am not sure
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15130
15132
>>15128
Spacey is a faggot, confirmed. Who knew?
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15131
15135
>>15126
So he's a nerd, a bully, AND a faggot
>>15129
I've been impatient lately.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15132
15133 15134 15142
>>15130
Gm can i build a team of anti globalist fighter guerrilas?
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15133
>>15132
Port Barry needs this.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15134
15136
>>15132
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR WEEKS

My pirates were killed... I was going to add them
Moderator
pJzDT
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No.15135
15137 15138 15142
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>>15131
>tfw free from the grasps of Tracy
\r
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15136
15137
>>15134
We will do it together then.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15137
15139
>>15135
I miss those beautiful purple caps...

>>15136
Trumpaldin jumps at this suggestion

"YES! Let's do this. I have a head start on the program. I am training many, so is Inferius. We're going to spread nationalism accross all lands when this one is finally freed"
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15138
>>15135
>Implying
I'll get back in the swing of things later on..
>*Humps leg*
>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.

Goes to bed irl.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15139
15140 15141 15142
>>15137
Which one is Infernuis?
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15140
15143
>>15139
The Nazi Minotaur Cleric.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15141
15143
>>15139
"The Red Nazi Minotaur. Talks about Hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell a lot"

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15142
>>15132
OF COURSE!
>>15135
Oh, like you're off the hook.
>>15139
He's the minotaur. He looks like Ironwill, but he's red. Also he has no horns.
"Also he has a tattoo..."
You shut up.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15143
15144 15145 15146 15147 15166
>>15141
>>15140
Reeeeeeeee the nazi is a globalist co conspirator!!!
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15144
>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
Anonymous
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No.15145
15148
>>15143
Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.

I really need to go to bed...
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15146
>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15147
15149 15151 15153
>>15143
Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15148
15150
>>15145
What's wrong with taking waifus?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15149
15151 15154
>>15147
Don't warn him!
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15150
15152 15155
>>15148
>*Suit catches fire as humping intensifies*
Goodnight m8s.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15151
15154 15155
>>15147
>>15149
I like fighting madness.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15152
>>15150
Night friend.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15153
15155
>>15147
Alex jones is pretty blue pilled when it comes to natsoc just role playing.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15154
15155
>>15151
Ooooh, that sexy pali
Fighting madness is precisely what this thread is about.
Its odd, but pretend its an elaborate vidya, it'll make sense then.
>>15149
I tried to delete, but site said no (wrong pw?).
Anonymous
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No.15155
15156
>>15150
*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*
>>15151
Excellent
>>15153
That's okay for me
>>15154
I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.

Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15156
15157
>>15155
Please do, that bug os pretty annoying.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15157
15158
>>15156
Which bug, the wrong password?
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15158
15159
>>15157
Yea that one.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15159
>>15158
I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone
Anonymous
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No.15160
15161
"I prefer to think that it was apropos that the post remain intact."
I said shush.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15161
15162
>>15160
Is that a variation on a quote from something?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15162
>>15161
... says the guy who's 265 posts deep, feigning ignorance
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15164
15165 15166
"Awww, I lost my paste. It was gonna be some smarmy shit, but the Tl:dr was its an overwhelming thanks. Just,... thanks. It means more than I can say, and more than my faggot will admit to say, Never forget, you've got devils (read: angels) who want to see you win."
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15165
>>15164
Will breaking the Travel ban and summoning an army of demons hurt the mage and the tarrasque?
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.15166
>>15164
retype it.
>>15143
i am not you filthy gate-keeper.
Waifu Thief
Mod
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No.15167
15168 15170
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I miss being the board GET thief. The shear thrill of cucking a person out of a quad by two seconds, outclassing and outmatching those who came after me, and the salt. The delicious salt. I remember this beautiful occasion when it was thought I had walked into a trap by participating in that Kajit roleplay thread, but then I managed to snatch something like two quads, and a third party took a quad by accident before a certain someone could get it. There was the most wonderful post: “I spent all day trying to trap this faggot when I could of gone to the beach.” Another time I patiently waited from my phone at work for a trips and millineal post, and then perfectly and cleanly took both while another person – trying to trap me – missed it by two seconds. There was also that time I snatched one from my phone while standing at the concession stand at the movies, and another time from a hotel lobby. It was wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4
Anonymous
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No.15168
15173
>>15167
as a friend i say thats the most beautiful story ive heard all day.
Anonymous
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No.15169
15170
>>15082
Woo hoo, magical guns
Sorry bout that, thanks oor the misfire cause I would've had a dead character and no reason why
Anonymous
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No.15170
15171 15174
>>15169
Also, If I remember the guns used water and shot ice bullets. What do they look like flintlock, machlock, or revolver?
>>15167
Top Kek
Anonymous
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No.15171
15174
>>15170
I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.

What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.
Waifu Thief
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No.15172
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Last night I realized that I haven't really been very faithful to this character. I've been going about this in the wrong way, and getting bogged down in lost causes. I hope I can change this.
Waifu Thief
pJzDT
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No.15173
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>>15168
D'aww, I love you Dixie
Anonymous
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No.15174
15175 15176 15186
>>15170
>>15171
The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15175
>>15174
>Duelist
Should've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.
Anonymous
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No.15176
15177
>>15174
He still has one bit of swag I want to check out, but I haven't yet had the opportunity
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15177
15178
>>15176
Oh? You mean Slovenia?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15178
15179
>>15177
No, but I have now two good leads on her, and I'll follow through on that later.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15179
15180
>>15178
Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)
pJzDT
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No.15180
15181 15182
>>15179
I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.

In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
\r
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15181
>>15180
K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15182
15183
>>15180
I am playing the thief: it is my role to hoard shit.
You can have the necktie though.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15183
>>15182
You're playing as the kike, that's what you're doing
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15184
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I'm'a cast Mark of Justice on Tracy's faggot. He's cursed the next time he does something Kikish
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15185
15192
Have I mentioned how fetching Tracy would look in a bowler?
Anonymous
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No.15186
15187 15192
>>15174
>Luger
I can live with this
>1v1
Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:
>Two staffs
>a rod
>tome
>knife
>pistols
Is this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15187
15189
>>15186
He's 15th level, its absurd that he doesn't have MORE tbh
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15188
Assuming Korak's body has been throroughly divested of his swag, Lenos wanders over and grabs the corpse by the ankle. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time." he says, dragging it inside to mount to one of the training dummies.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15189
15190 15191
>>15187
Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15190
15193
>>15189
Exotic, Pistol
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15191
15193
>>15189
You should invest in Western memes. Also Dexterity points
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15192
15193 15194
>>15186
Wizards are not profficient in any kinds of armor.
>>15185
You mean the hat?
Anyway, can I get a better description of what Korak' gear does? He was wearing some good shit, being a pirate.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15193
>>15190
I don't know what I expected
>>15191
Does that mean Torc can stamped cattle through the Vatican?
>>15192
Why do you think Torc doesn'r have any armor?

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15194
15195 15202
>>15192
Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15195
15196
>>15194
When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15196
15197
>>15195
Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15197
15198
>>15196
Wait. So can I do things?
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15198
15199
>>15197
Yes
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15199
15200
>>15198
Excellent
Most of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helping

Fly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15200
15201
>>15199
"OI! Ye bastard! I'm still down here!" a faint yell can be heard from the ground.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15201
15204
>>15200
Lol, Grab Vanderiem first
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15202
15203 15204
>>15194
Where is Lenos?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15203
>>15202
In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15204
15205 15206 15207
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>>15201
From up high, you can get a better look at the Terrasque, which is just sorta wandering around the Football field, chasing its tail every so often.
>>15202
He's finishing up tying Korak's corpse to a practice dummy.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15205
>>15204
Is that going to be there the whole time I play this out? Because all the things I am planning would take hours gameplay time
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15206
15208
>>15204
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15207
>>15204
The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15208
15209 15210 15212
>>15206
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15209
15211
>>15208
>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15210
15214
>>15208
What does Lenos say?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15211
15213
>>15209
She really does need to see him dead and get it out of her system, so she can come back and meet with humans again
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15212
15214
>>15208
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15213
>>15211
It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15214
15215 15216
>>15212
You can see it from here, its a big ship.
>>15210
"What?"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
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No.15215
15216 15219
>>15214
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15216
15217 15219
>>15214
He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.
>>15215
In fairness they were on and not in the tower
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15217
15218
>>15216
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15218
>>15217
Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15219
15220 15221 15225
>>15215
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.

Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15220
>>15219
>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item
God, please don't remind me
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15221
15223
>>15219
"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
gs3nq
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No.15222
Elway alone is God here
\r
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15223
15224
>>15221
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"