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Scattered Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 45 files omitted.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14519
>>14517
It will take several trips. This can be cut-to if the party prefers
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14520
14523
>>14518
But quality. I did mention quality,....
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14521
14523
>>14510
A real Cauchemar could probably drag more than 5,000 pounds
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14522
14524
>>14513
>>14515
could lennos play thison the way back to town? but could he edit it to say thez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14523
14524 14526
>>14520
He wants to be able to know if any is taken

>>14521
Are you transforming for pack animal work?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14524
14525
>>14522
Fukking kek. It'll happen.
>>14523
Nope, the dust around the room is quite conclusive; this spot has been barren for several weeks now.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14525
14528
>>14524
Ah hell, Just try to count it as it is moved
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14526
>>14523
She could probably at least turn into a heavy warhorse at will with a Control Shape check.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14528
14529
>tfw part of you is amused and part of you is tearingly-awestruck
"B,,, Baka"

>>14525
Can do. Objections?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14529
>>14528
Count as loaded onto warhorse Tracy and moved into the treasury
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14530
14531 14532
Does it matter how much? Just keep bringing it in cartloads and let the townsfolks count it there.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14531
14533
>>14530
Best idea. So is it moved?

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14532
14533
>>14530
It's for a different reason. We'll keep it in the tower treasury for the time being, and move it or distribute it later
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14533
14534
>>14531
Sure, move it.

Infernius, look up your spells and see what fancy magic tricks you could do to impress the people upon returning the Jew-gold.
>>14532
Why?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14534
>>14533
If you move it in the town right now the pirates could steal it, the mage could appear at the game and we could need the tribute, and all sorts of contingencies that make it wiser to keep it until we know its fate
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14535
14536 14541 14569
Ahhh fug it.
As the party begins ascend the tower with the last bit of jew gold, they suddenly realize that the tower - its shining surfaces glistening in the departing sunlight (its getting toward sunset) - are dotted with dots. Not dots, but people. Pirates specifically, all standing menacingly and with a sneer. Its almost as though an uppity dwarf coached them on how to appear, so perfect is their stance. At the entrance to the tower stands Korak, both hands atop the hilt of his sword, standing as regally as he can (and with his affects, is pretty regal).
"Ah greatly appreciate the contributions ye've made toward mine cause." He chuckles, which is joined by the pirates.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14536
14538
>>14535
"Come again?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14537
14539
The pirates have bows and swords, while Korak stands motionless (horizontal, cuz of the gravity affect, but still oriented to be looking down on everyone from a great height).
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14538
14540 14541
>>14536
I did indicate that Tracy heard a cough before she entered the treasure lair,... she neglected to follow up
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14539
14543
>>14537
So are they on the surface? How are they addressing the party?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14540
14542
>>14538
Ah, well "Come again" is directed at Korak for "mine cause"

But we need Tourcil
gs3nq
?
No.14541
14543
[1d20 = 12]
>>14535
*removes self from cart and stands forth growling menacingly, rage beginning to boil as she transforms*
roll for intimidation, and add +2 for ranks in bluff
how far away are they?
>>14538
Fucking knew it.
Wtf did Lenos let them in?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14542
14544
>>14540
Cry out "INFERIUS! TOURCIL!"
Enter the tower
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14543
14546
>>14539
They're along the surface of the tower
>>14541
Good question (and pali), but will be addressed
K> With all the loot ye lot have brought up, I'm almost inclined to let all the previous injuries and offenses slide. Almost" again, more pirate chuckling.
He raises his hand, and many (not all) pirates raise their bows.
"So then Mr. Trump, how's about we make a deal."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14544
>>14542
Oh its far too late for that, this happens as the party is still on the ground.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14545
Vanish like a fucking ghost
Enter tower
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14546
14548
>>14543
"Does that deal involve the people of Port Barry taking back the money that belongs to them?"

CALL MOUNT
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14547
14549
How far away is the first pirate?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14548
14551 14553
>>14546
Fae skids to the ground aside Trump.
"I see you're in a bind. As you command."
K> Why involve the townsfolk? They live in a happy little bubble, where the real world doesn't infringe on their prosperity! How am I, who are YOU to take that away?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14549
14550
>>14547
The first is about 90' from the bottom tip of the tower
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14550
14555
Draws knife with maw ready to reappear as soon as she knows how much distance she has to-
>>14549
Is it a clear charge? How many behind him?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14551
14555
>>14548
Get on Fae, and ride out of sight from Korak underneath the tower, try to go to other side of tower
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14552
WHERE ARE INFERIUS AND TOURCIL
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14553
14554 14564
>>14548
what you do here! should you be blowing your first mate?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14554
14564
>>14553
*shouldn't
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14555
14556 14557 14558
>>14550
They're spaced strategically and sporadically, requiring distance to engage and then re-engage.
>>14551
K> Ah, me monologue. Always wasted. Boys, do your thing.
The remaining pirates arm themselves with bows. Those with bows drawn center on the party. With Trump and Tracy's departure there's only 2 targets.
K> Don't fire unless ye can be sure of the shot. No sense wasting good munitions!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14556
>>14555
Are they all on one side? Come up from behind on an archer and attack, one by one. Can Fae claw people off of their footing so they fall 90 feet?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14557
14564
>>14555
So, I can't cleave?
stay ethereal and fly up into the tower
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14558
14560 14564
>>14555
i whisperkek at them
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14559
14561 14563 14564
I LIVE FAGGOTS
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14560
14562
>>14558
Cast a fucking spell
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14561
14573
>>14559
TOURCIL! KILL KORAK!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14562
>>14560
that is the choatic word of power
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14563
>>14559
Better cast a spell fast

*Tracy covers her spooky armor with Magic Vestment +5*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14564
14572
>>14553
>>14554
K> Cute, a minotaur is insulting me. Do u liek ponees?
He says mockingly.
>>14557
Tracy closes in ethereal
>>14558
Out of range, I'll let you mulligan that one
>>14559
You're just in time! Korak stands at the tower entrance, while his pirates dot the surface of the tower.
pJzDT
?
No.14565
14567 14568
[3d20 = 37]
The attack is, appear from behind an archer, have Fae attack with claws if possible, and then with Quick Draw, Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, on the archer with Vanderium
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14566
14570 14571
Can Tracy zone in on an area where she can plow through a bunch of targets at once?
yZOAg
?
No.14567
[6d20 = 61]
>>14565
Trump takes initiative on Fae, closing distance to the nearest pirate>
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14568
14570
GM, how clustered are the pirates?

Do >>14565 when near pirate

Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14569
14570
>>14535
Good thing Torc is in the tower
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14570
>>14569
Indeed
>>14568
They aren't, they're deliberately spaced.
>>14566
Nope, they thought of that.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14571
14574
>>14566
Please let me bulldoze some faggots with my new feats...
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14572
>>14564
"not really"
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14573
>>14561
Ironic
Torc runs out of the tower
"Oi! Ye bloody wankstain, over here"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14574
>>14571
And I wanted to weaken them with Dragonne Roar, but here we are
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14575
14578
Trump has first move, which he's in range to attack the first pirate.
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14576
14580
Tracy continues to move while ethereal until she is right beside Korak
yZOAg
?
No.14577
14579
[5d20-2 = 43]


pJzDT
?
No.14578
14582
[3d20 = 27]
>>14575
Fuck You Fuck You and Fuck you with Vanderium. Fae should have pounce. can she bite or claw?
yZOAg
?
No.14579
14581
[1d6 = 6]
>>14577
In Trump's advance, a single arrow strikes him from one of the pirates
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14580
>>14576
Or at least in the same room
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14581
>>14579
Ouch.
yZOAg
?
No.14582
14585
[1d20 = 1]
>>14578
She does, but Vandereim is beefier and doesn't involve a loss of momentum
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14583
14588
e879e215092586bce12172d2016956d7.jpg
>implying someone who follows a chaos god would wait his turn
I cast spell
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14584
14588
Oooh. That sucks. Vandereim slips from Trump's hands as he levels what would have been a devastating attack
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14585
>>14582
Noted. Keep her mobile. Tell me if there are ever more than 5 pirates within the 120 foot zone
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14586
Pause for a sec
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14587
14591 14597
I have no idea what the spread of the enemies is, or the layout of the tower.. I'm confused as fuck...

She moves between stealth and ether until she finds a tight cluster of pirates she can charge.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14588
14589 14590 14603
>>14584
Inferius, please

>>14583
what spell
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14589
>>14588
im on it trump.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14590
14593
>>14588
Pic
Fucking
Related
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14591
14594 14597
>>14587
They anticipated Dragonne Roar and Cauchemar charges. They are spread out evenly across the surface with ranged weapons. Like soldiers advancing against an enemy in a spread to reduce casualties from artillery
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14592
Unpause
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14593
14595 14599
>>14590
I noticed that, but what does the spell do?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14594
14596
>>14591
Go straight to where she heard Korak, stealth AND ether
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14595
>>14593
they get diagnosed with death m9
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14596
>>14594
Fug.. my brain really is melted tonight...
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14597
14598
>>14587
They're deliberately spaced to avoid clustering
>>14591
More like they anticipated fireballs n such
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14598
>>14597
Go to where Korak is.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14599
14603
>>14593
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQD2w4HU3jw
Omae wa mou shindeiru didn't work
So i went intellectual
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14600
14601
Nightmares can change planes with 20th caster level as a free action: can Tracy do so during a charge?
pJzDT
?
No.14601
14602 14603
[3d20 = 21]
If it is my turn now after the Pirates and Korak, then my move is quick draw on the weapon smasher, and Smash, Smash, Smash, on the guy's long bow

>>14600
>20th Caster level
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14602
>>14601
>Astral Projection and Etherealness (Su): These abilities function just like the spells of the same names (caster level 20th); a nightmare can use either at will.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14603
14604 14606 14628
>>14588
Kek. Vandereim falls spinning to the ground shouting "You limey bastaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
Tracy closes in on Korak's position (ethereal)
>>14599
And you wonder why? You can't just meme people dead
>>14601
You just moved and lost ur sword!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14604
>>14603
I mean my move in the next round
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14605
14607
Its Torcuil's move, who is entirely unnoticed by the pirates. Particularly, he can close range with Korak directly.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14606
14613
>>14603
Ugh fine.
Torc grows his dagger to 4'
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14607
14610
>>14605
Tracy closes in on Koraks location.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14608
14615 14616
brb in like 5 mins i use my turn to catch vanderheim and cast insect plauge.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14609
I think it's Pirate's turn then Korak's turn now?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14610
14611
>>14607
Is she near him yet?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14611
14612
>>14610
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak, so your next round will be after the pirates. Korak is an asshole but there are a hell of a lot of archers, they are difficult to kill at present spacing, and sitting here as an arrow sponge with no lethal weapon while Korak has two people on him is not pleasant or an efficient allocation of limited resources
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14612
14614 14616
>>14611
What did she do this round?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14613
14616
VADM259_d.jpg
>>14606
Torc tells Korak to cease his faggotry
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14614
>>14612
I'm not sure, but GM advanced, so it must have been something. My guess is got closer to Korak

GM,
From Trumpaladin's position, how many rounds is it to the next pirate, and how many rounds is it to Vanderiem?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14615
>>14608
back
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14616
14617 14628
>>14608
No worries, I just had to help move a couch for individuals who lack the foresight to say "Hey, could we get your help moving a couch? You're not doing anything RIGHT FUCKING NOW are you?"
>>14612
Closed on Korak
>>14613
Rly? Thats ur move?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14617
14619
>>14616
Torc is now holding a full sized claymore, so yes
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14618
14621
One of the pirates drops dead from a brain aneurism cuz GM is salty
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14619
14620 14622 14625
>>14617
So Torcuil, full-sword bradished,... talks shit. Korak is unimpressed. Infernius?