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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 39 files omitted.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15022
>>15014
Sure
>>15019
Welp, I would be dead
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15023
15024
>>15005
If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15024
15025 15026
Football attracts spoopy (2).png
>>15023
That's just the power of Football. It attracts spooky shit
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.15025
15026 15029
1507840322416.png
>>15024
thats pretty spooky man
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15026
15027 15028 15029 15030 15033
>>15014
Infernius, riding Uatchit like a surf-board soeeds off toward the stadium.
>>15017
It will take some time to divest him of his 'accoutrements'.
>>15019
No, Korak is from a faggot GM knows (nice try tho)
>>15024
>>15025
Blame /vx/. Hell, blame me if u want. I have no regrets.
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.15027
>>15026
*infernuis and torculi*
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15028
15032
>>15026
Pwease gib answer to question
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.15029
15032
>>15025
Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>15026
Torc is with infernius
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15030
15031
>>15026
Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15031
>>15030
You get him when I am done with him! tourcil gave him to me then you
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15032
15034 15035
Kek, 3 minutes is 30 combat rounds.
>>15028
Which question, I looked (non-exhaustively) and didn't find
>>15029
Both them then, speeding toward the stadium
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15033
15042
>>15026
No.
You had your fun.

Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15034
>>15032
What did he do with the Unicorn.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15035
15053
>>15032
Cast Zone of Truth or Suggestion if necessary
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15036
15037 15042
Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15037
15039
>>15036
She was in the stable with her elf harem
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15038
15040 15056
Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15039
15040
>>15037
Fucking cunt..!
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15040
15041 15043
>>15038
AFTER I GET MY ANSWER

>>15039
We should start charging her rent if she uses that instead of her golf course
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15041
>>15040
Ikr
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15042
>>15036
>boss fights
Just wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033
"Fun" she says

The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15043
15045 15046
>>15040
Wut was the question?
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15044
15053
1545707__explicit_artist-colon-metalhead97_starlight glimmer_equestria girls_animated_beanie_bedroom eyes_blowjob_female_gif_handjob_hat_human penis_ma.gif
Tfw jojo is on toonami.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15045
15047
>>15043
What did he do with the Unicorn

Cast suggestion or Zone of Truth or whatever
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15046
>>15043
He asked about the unicorn.
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15047
15048 15050
>>15045
>Wasting your paladin spells before the boss fight
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15048
>>15047
I mean if you want to give a still living Korak up to Trumpaladin later...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15050
15051 15053
>>15047
I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15051
15052 15058
>>15050
It sounds hilarious when you put it that way.
Carry on.
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.15052
>>15051
this.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15053
15054 15055 15056
>>15035
>Zone of Truth
Done
K> I dunno 'bout the unicorn <True>
>>15044
An this one's a faggot <True>
>>15050
And so the feels. Take heart, it is not all in vain.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15054
>>15053
Not good enough

"Now what the hell do you mean you don't know?
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15055
15060 15069
>>15053
Not a faggot <LITERAL>
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15056
>>15053
Do >>15038 >>15017
Go towards town

Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15057
15059 15061 15062
Yeah, its late (especially for EST and beyond). I'm still a bit shaken from earlier (more sorting!), and I'm guessing maybe at least one player needs a break?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15058
>>15051
Don't you mock me. I've seen the autism you've put on this board.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15059
15063
>>15057
Not until I get my answers on the Unicorn
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15060
>>15055
This.
He filters his water.
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.15061
15063
>>15057
i dont but we can stop if we need to.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15062
>>15057
I'm a chronic insomniac and will stay up if that's what it takes.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15063
15064
Continuing:
>>15059
"Ah don't bloody know! Last I seen, she was in me hold!"
>>15061
Its cinematic for the moment,... although since Infernius and Torcuil sped off, there's not much to develop
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15064
15065 15067 15069
>>15063
"And then what?"
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15065
15066 15067
>>15064
Why would he know?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15066
15068
>>15065
If he doesn't know, that's information
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15067
15071
>>15064
>>15065
What are you patriots talking about?
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15068
>>15066
He just said he didn't.
Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.15069
15070 15072 15073
>>15055
Sorry, I saw the image and thought 'troll'. Just sayin'
>>15064
K> That's the last I seen of the mare. What more do ye want? Ye got ur zone of truth, ye want me to tell ye about me childhood?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15070
>>15069
"She disappeared on you straight out of your hold?"
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15071
15074 15075
>>15067
Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15072
15082
>>15069
I really like JJBA man.
pJzDT
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No.15073
15076 15082
>>15069
"That's all I need to know"

Swipe gun if applicable

"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
\r
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15074
>>15071
You bitched about spending six hours to talk to her last night. You hush
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15075
1506788646670.png
>>15071
>tfw that was in character.
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15076
15078
>>15073
So your just gonna walk by me without saying anything trump?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15077
15082
All the gear/clothes are mine.
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15078
15079 15080
>>15076
"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15079
15081
>>15078
>Graceful
>Flight: poor
Lol, it can't even turn 90 degree angles
Anonymous
fljMj
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No.15080
15083
>>15078
Uh is that thing really a person like us?
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15081
15084 15085
>>15079
She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15082
15087 15088 15169
>>15072
JJBA? GM doesn't know
>>15073
Torcuil has the guns (both, since I misinterpreted what he was getting at earlier, the misfire was a deliberate move on my part)
Also yes, do save his clothes.
>>15077
Oh wait, intervention.
The rest,....
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15083
1-MTuSFmLrv-yxJSX1JWOdCA.jpeg
>>15080
Why yes, yes she is. A lion because Trump and gilded like Trump Casinos
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15084
15086
>>15081
>Speed: 30 ft
Lol
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15085
15089
>>15081
I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15086
15091
>>15084
Would she really not give her husbando fancy clothes she has no use for after she's stripped him?
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15087
>>15082
Jo Jos Bizzare Adventure.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15088
15090
>>15082
Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15089
15093 15096
>>15085
Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest

"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15090
>>15088
"But please do be a dear Tracy"
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15091
15094 15095
>>15086
Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15092
>Prologue
https://youtu.be/xyFSVtQWc70
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15093
>>15089
By the way, Trumpaladin and Sad Alex are riding to the Stadium
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15094
15097
>>15091
Korak's suit is most fine. Its not appraised, but its definitely magical.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15095
>>15091
>Trumpaladin wears Korak's entire suit to a wedding
I can live with that
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15096
15098 15099
>>15089
Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15097
15101
>>15094
What does Tracy see in town?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15098
15099 15100
>>15096
The one in tower is silver ionized, but not gold plated,... it could be improved
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15099
15102 15107
>>15096
Trumpaladin inspects the magical item.

"None taken. Fuck the NFL."

Inspects magical Item
"I've heard of these things. I've heard they give you magical strength"

>>15098
GM this really needs to be a magical item with benefits for Trumpaladin
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15100
>>15098
Reeeeeeeeee this tower was designed by a globalist!!!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15101
15103 15104 15105
>>15097
On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15102
15109
>>15099
The filter does not bestow strength, but rather, it breaks conditionings put on the body.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15103
15106
>>15101
what do torc and i see?
pJzDT
?
No.15104
15108
[1d20 = 9]
>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.

Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
Anonymous
gs3nq
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No.15105
>>15101
Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15106
>>15103
This. They've been there longer
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15107
>>15099
Filters that produce elixers?! PreposI'll make it workterous!
gs3nq
?
No.15108
[3d20 = 34]
>>15104
Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.15109
15110
BREAK THE CONDITIONING.jpg
>>15102
>Breaks Conditioning
I'll take that
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15110
15111 15112
>>15109
Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15111
15114 15128
Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8

>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15112
>>15110
Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15113
15116 15121
From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15114
15116 15119
>>15111
You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15115
GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15116
15120
>>15114
"Why yes... I sometimes do"

>>15113
EVACUATE THE STADIUM!
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15117
15118

>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15118
>>15117
That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.

Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15119
>>15114
[Understanding pony noises]
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.15120
15122
>>15116
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15121
15123
>>15113
today just isnt our day.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15122
15124 15125 15126
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ct-hillary-clinton-schmich-met-1110-20161109.jpg
Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage

>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"