This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15005If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
>>15023That's just the power of Football. It attracts spooky shit
>>15014Infernius, riding Uatchit like a surf-board soeeds off toward the stadium.
>>15017It will take some time to divest him of his 'accoutrements'.
>>15019No, Korak is from a faggot GM knows (nice try tho)
>>15024>>15025Blame /vx/. Hell, blame me if u want. I have no regrets.
>>15026Pwease gib answer to question
>>15025Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>15026Torc is with infernius
>>15026Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
>>15030You get him when I am done with him! tourcil gave him to me then you
Kek, 3 minutes is 30 combat rounds.
>>15028Which question, I looked (non-exhaustively) and didn't find
>>15029Both them then, speeding toward the stadium
>>15032What did he do with the Unicorn.
>>15032Cast Zone of Truth or Suggestion if necessary
Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
>>15036She was in the stable with her elf harem
Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.
>>15038AFTER I GET MY ANSWER
>>15039We should start charging her rent if she uses that instead of her golf course
>>15036>boss fightsJust wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033"Fun" she says
The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
>>15043What did he do with the Unicorn
Cast suggestion or Zone of Truth or whatever
>>15043He asked about the unicorn.
>>15047I mean if you want to give a still living Korak up to Trumpaladin later...
>>15047I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
>>15050It sounds hilarious when you put it that way.
Carry on.
>>15035>Zone of TruthDone
K> I dunno 'bout the unicorn <True>
>>15044An this one's a faggot <True>
>>15050And so the feels. Take heart, it is not all in vain.
>>15053Not good enough
"Now what the hell do you mean you don't know?
Yeah, its late (especially for EST and beyond). I'm still a bit shaken from earlier (more sorting!), and I'm guessing maybe at least one player needs a break?
>>15051Don't you mock me. I've seen the autism you've put on this board.
>>15057Not until I get my answers on the Unicorn
>>15057i dont but we can stop if we need to.
>>15057I'm a chronic insomniac and will stay up if that's what it takes.
Continuing:
>>15059"Ah don't bloody know! Last I seen, she was in me hold!"
>>15061Its cinematic for the moment,... although since Infernius and Torcuil sped off, there's not much to develop
>>15065If he doesn't know, that's information
>>15064>>15065What are you patriots talking about?
>>15055Sorry, I saw the image and thought 'troll'. Just sayin'
>>15064K> That's the last I seen of the mare. What more do ye want? Ye got ur zone of truth, ye want me to tell ye about me childhood?
>>15069"She disappeared on you straight out of your hold?"
>>15067Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.
>>15069"That's all I need to know"
Swipe gun if applicable
"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
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>>15071You bitched about spending six hours to talk to her last night. You hush
>>15073So your just gonna walk by me without saying anything trump?
All the gear/clothes are mine.
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him
>>15076"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"
>>15078>Graceful>Flight: poorLol, it can't even turn 90 degree angles
>>15078Uh is that thing really a person like us?
>>15079She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack
>>15072JJBA?
GM doesn't know>>15073Torcuil has the guns (both, since I misinterpreted what he was getting at earlier, the misfire was a deliberate move on my part)
Also yes, do save his clothes.
>>15077Oh wait, intervention.
The rest,....
>>15080Why yes, yes she is. A lion because Trump and gilded like Trump Casinos
>>15081I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
>>15082Jo Jos Bizzare Adventure.
>>15082Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.
>>15085Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest
"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"
>>15088"But please do be a dear Tracy"
>>15086Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not
too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.
>>15089By the way, Trumpaladin and Sad Alex are riding to the Stadium
>>15091Korak's suit is most fine. Its not appraised, but its definitely magical.
>>15089Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.
>>15094What does Tracy see in town?
>>15096Trumpaladin inspects the magical item.
"None taken. Fuck the NFL."
Inspects magical Item
"I've heard of these things. I've heard they give you magical strength"
>>15098GM this really needs to be a magical item with benefits for Trumpaladin >>15098Reeeeeeeeee this tower was designed by a globalist!!!
>>15097On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.
>>15099The filter does not bestow strength, but rather, it breaks conditionings put on the body.
[1d20 = 9]>>15101Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.
Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
>>15101Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword
>>15103This. They've been there longer
>>15099Filters that produce elixers?! Prepos
I'll make it workterous!
[3d20 = 34]>>15104Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)
>>15109Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.
Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8>>15110"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
>>15110Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.
From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
>>15111You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?
GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?
>>15114"Why yes... I sometimes do"
>>15113EVACUATE THE STADIUM!
>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.
>>15117That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.
>>15114[Understanding pony noises]
>>15116This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage
>>15120"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"