This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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[1d20 = 9]>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.
Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword
This. They've been there longer
Filters that produce elixers?! PreposI'll make it work
[3d20 = 34]>>15104
Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)
Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.
Watch the Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.
From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?
GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?
"Why yes... I sometimes do">>15113
EVACUATE THE STADIUM!
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.
That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.
[Understanding pony noises]
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"
Are you KIDDING? You think I would throw this at you haphazardly? Minotaur, please!
You and tracy can both have a bottle.
She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extract
Donations from every nation, and drone strikes those that do not pay up
Actually, these are the images. The cretin on the (previous) right is saved for later.
Spacey is a faggot, confirmed. Who knew?
So he's a nerd, a bully, AND a faggot>>15129
I've been impatient lately.
Gm can i build a team of anti globalist fighter guerrilas?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR WEEKS
My pirates were killed... I was going to add them
We will do it together then.
>>15135I miss those beautiful purple caps...>>15136
Trumpaldin jumps at this suggestion
"YES! Let's do this. I have a head start on the program. I am training many, so is Inferius. We're going to spread nationalism accross all lands when this one is finally freed"
I'll get back in the swing of things later on..>*Humps leg*>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.
Goes to bed irl.
The Nazi Minotaur Cleric.
"The Red Nazi Minotaur. Talks about Hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell a lot"
Oh, like you're off the hook.>>15139
He's the minotaur. He looks like Ironwill, but he's red. Also he has no horns.
"Also he has a tattoo..."
You shut up.
Reeeeeeeee the nazi is a globalist co conspirator!!!
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.I really need to go to bed...
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.
What's wrong with taking waifus?
Alex jones is pretty blue pilled when it comes to natsoc just role playing.
Ooooh, that sexy pali
Fighting madness is precisely what this thread is about.
Its odd, but pretend its an elaborate vidya, it'll make sense then.>>15149
I tried to delete, but site said no (wrong pw?).
*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*>>15151
That's okay for me>>15154
I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.
Please do, that bug os pretty annoying.
Which bug, the wrong password?
I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone
"I prefer to think that it was apropos that the post remain intact."
I said shush.
Is that a variation on a quote from something?
... says the guy who's 265 posts deep, feigning ignorance
"Awww, I lost my paste. It was gonna be some smarmy shit, but the Tl:dr was its an overwhelming thanks. Just,... thanks. It means more than I can say, and more than my faggot will admit to say, Never forget, you've got devils (read: angels) who want to see you win."
i am not you filthy gate-keeper.
I miss being the board GET thief. The shear thrill of cucking a person out of a quad by two seconds, outclassing and outmatching those who came after me, and the salt. The delicious salt. I remember this beautiful occasion when it was thought I had walked into a trap by participating in that Kajit roleplay thread, but then I managed to snatch something like two quads, and a third party took a quad by accident before a certain someone could get it. There was the most wonderful post: “I spent all day trying to trap this faggot when I could of gone to the beach.” Another time I patiently waited from my phone at work for a trips and millineal post, and then perfectly and cleanly took both while another person – trying to trap me – missed it by two seconds. There was also that time I snatched one from my phone while standing at the concession stand at the movies, and another time from a hotel lobby. It was wonderful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4
as a friend i say thats the most beautiful story ive heard all day.
Also, If I remember the guns used water and shot ice bullets. What do they look like flintlock, machlock, or revolver?>>15167
I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.
What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.
Last night I realized that I haven't really been very faithful to this character. I've been going about this in the wrong way, and getting bogged down in lost causes. I hope I can change this.
The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.
Should've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.
He still has one bit of swag I want to check out, but I haven't yet had the opportunity
No, but I have now two good leads on her, and I'll follow through on that later.
Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)
I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.
In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.
I am playing the thief: it is my role to hoard shit.
You can have the necktie though.
You're playing as the kike, that's what you're doing
I'm'a cast Mark of Justice on Tracy's faggot. He's cursed the next time he does something Kikish
Have I mentioned how fetching Tracy would look in a bowler?
I can live with this>1v1
Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:>Two staffs>a rod>tome>knife>pistols
Is this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?
He's 15th level, its absurd that he doesn't have MORE tbh
Assuming Korak's body has been throroughly divested of his swag, Lenos wanders over and grabs the corpse by the ankle. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time." he says, dragging it inside to mount to one of the training dummies.
Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?
You should invest in Western memes. Also Dexterity points
Wizards are not profficient in any kinds of armor.>>15185
You mean the hat?
Anyway, can I get a better description of what Korak' gear does? He was wearing some good shit, being a pirate.
I don't know what I expected>>15191
Does that mean Torc can stamped cattle through the Vatican?>>15192
Why do you think Torc doesn'r have any armor?
Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).
When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time
Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.
Wait. So can I do things?
ExcellentMost of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helping
Fly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage
"OI! Ye bastard! I'm still down here!" a faint yell can be heard from the ground.
Lol, Grab Vanderiem first
In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them
From up high, you can get a better look at the Terrasque, which is just sorta wandering around the Football field, chasing its tail every so often.>>15202
He's finishing up tying Korak's corpse to a practice dummy.
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
>>15208>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.
You can see it from here, its a big ship.>>15210
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.>>15215
In fairness they were on and not in the tower
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?">>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
>>15219>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item
God, please don't remind me
"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"
Elway alone is God here
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
Can I go talk to Trollestia?
It's a long talk, so it's okay if no
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
>>15227>all that edginess
*mouth waters at cutting-edge weapon*
"W-wow... And that wind he was projecting?">>15228Chaos Emeralds.
"Speaking of snakes, Sning, are you there?"
Tracy's pack moves a bit, and the snake belt slithers out and wraps around Lenos' leg.
"Good to see you again little fella.">>15228
"So wait, you wanna make a snake-headed staff? What's it gonna do?"
*jumps a bit*
"I take it he stole that from you?"
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship.">>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
Actually, there is one thing I would like to ask Tracy
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
"Tracy, can you check and hand me something?"
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
"K, thanks Lenos."
Torc leaves to find Be with some gold and emerald>>15241
Used to hold up stocking
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
Yeah, but that bit was only for Tracy
I asked about it and you didn't answer
Does anyone have the post # with the letter?
My bad, I missed that.>>15247
Yeah you did, you even asked what it was worth (appraise) and I said "Easily 50k".
I should really re-read that letter
Can Trumpaladin take the garter or no
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity
, that casts "
Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.
Works for me. Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together >>15263
Im really fucking confused
Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.
>>15265>Don't fucking touch my underwear!
Out of context this is really damn rape-y
I wouldn't touch it
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.>Robots Infernius killed
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enoughPlz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
I am super salty right now>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.>>15273
Kek, poor ThezI'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours
When you gonna ban yourself for that?>>15279
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
>>15278>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*Everything else is mine though. Still the theif
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?>throws flowcharts in angerAlso heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy
Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....
>>15289>tfw no fingers to put rings on
*ring appears with a poof*
1 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?
Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?>>15291>burns flow charts
I didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time >>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
I'm sorry, can I have more time?
Okay, and I will take the fucc links
Quick draw feat. I took it
As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?
Fine, wat ever>>15298
I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone
Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play
Just making sure>>15300
The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them
So who is getting what from Korak?
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?
I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.>>15306
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard>doesn't know how modding works