/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

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>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.

Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier

>>15101
Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword

>>15103
This. They've been there longer

>>15099
Filters that produce elixers?! PreposI'll make it workterous!

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>>15104
Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)

>>15102
>Breaks Conditioning
I'll take that

>>15109
Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.

Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8

>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."

>>15110
Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.

From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).

>>15111
You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?

GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?

>>15114
"Why yes... I sometimes do"

>>15113
EVACUATE THE STADIUM!

>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.

>>15117
That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.

>>15114
[Understanding pony noises]

>>15116
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.

>>15113
today just isnt our day.

Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage

>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"

>>15121
Are you KIDDING? You think I would throw this at you haphazardly? Minotaur, please!

>>15122
You and tracy can both have a bottle.

>>15122
She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extract tribute Donations from every nation, and drone strikes those that do not pay up

>>15122
Actually, these are the images. The cretin on the (previous) right is saved for later.

>>15124
[Grateful pony noises]

Goodnight, m8s.

>>15111
Spacy is a faggot? wow.

>>15128
Spacey is a faggot, confirmed. Who knew?

>>15126
So he's a nerd, a bully, AND a faggot
>>15129
I've been impatient lately.

>>15130
Gm can i build a team of anti globalist fighter guerrilas?

>>15132
Port Barry needs this.

>>15132
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR WEEKS

My pirates were killed... I was going to add them

>>15131
>tfw free from the grasps of Tracy
\r

>>15134
We will do it together then.

>>15135
I miss those beautiful purple caps...

>>15136
Trumpaldin jumps at this suggestion

"YES! Let's do this. I have a head start on the program. I am training many, so is Inferius. We're going to spread nationalism accross all lands when this one is finally freed"

>>15135
>Implying
I'll get back in the swing of things later on..
>*Humps leg*
>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.

Goes to bed irl.

>>15137
Which one is Infernuis?

>>15139
The Nazi Minotaur Cleric.

>>15139
"The Red Nazi Minotaur. Talks about Hitler and George Lincoln Rockwell a lot"

>>15132
OF COURSE!
>>15135
Oh, like you're off the hook.
>>15139
He's the minotaur. He looks like Ironwill, but he's red. Also he has no horns.
"Also he has a tattoo..."
You shut up.

>>15141
>>15140
Reeeeeeeee the nazi is a globalist co conspirator!!!

>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"

>>15143
Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.

I really need to go to bed...

>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"

>>15143
Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.

>>15145
What's wrong with taking waifus?

>>15147
Don't warn him!

>>15148
>*Suit catches fire as humping intensifies*
Goodnight m8s.

>>15147
>>15149
I like fighting madness.

>>15150
Night friend.

>>15147
Alex jones is pretty blue pilled when it comes to natsoc just role playing.

>>15151
Ooooh, that sexy pali
Fighting madness is precisely what this thread is about.
Its odd, but pretend its an elaborate vidya, it'll make sense then.
>>15149
I tried to delete, but site said no (wrong pw?).

>>15150
*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*
>>15151
Excellent
>>15153
That's okay for me
>>15154
I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.

>>15155
Please do, that bug os pretty annoying.

>>15156
Which bug, the wrong password?

>>15157
Yea that one.

>>15158
I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone

"I prefer to think that it was apropos that the post remain intact."
I said shush.

>>15160
Is that a variation on a quote from something?

>>15161
... says the guy who's 265 posts deep, feigning ignorance

"Awww, I lost my paste. It was gonna be some smarmy shit, but the Tl:dr was its an overwhelming thanks. Just,... thanks. It means more than I can say, and more than my faggot will admit to say, Never forget, you've got devils (read: angels) who want to see you win."

>>15164
retype it.
>>15143
i am not you filthy gate-keeper.

I miss being the board GET thief. The shear thrill of cucking a person out of a quad by two seconds, outclassing and outmatching those who came after me, and the salt. The delicious salt. I remember this beautiful occasion when it was thought I had walked into a trap by participating in that Kajit roleplay thread, but then I managed to snatch something like two quads, and a third party took a quad by accident before a certain someone could get it. There was the most wonderful post: “I spent all day trying to trap this faggot when I could of gone to the beach.” Another time I patiently waited from my phone at work for a trips and millineal post, and then perfectly and cleanly took both while another person – trying to trap me – missed it by two seconds. There was also that time I snatched one from my phone while standing at the concession stand at the movies, and another time from a hotel lobby. It was wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4

>>15167
as a friend i say thats the most beautiful story ive heard all day.

>>15082
Woo hoo, magical guns
Sorry bout that, thanks oor the misfire cause I would've had a dead character and no reason why

>>15169
Also, If I remember the guns used water and shot ice bullets. What do they look like flintlock, machlock, or revolver?
>>15167
Top Kek

>>15170
I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.

What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.

Last night I realized that I haven't really been very faithful to this character. I've been going about this in the wrong way, and getting bogged down in lost causes. I hope I can change this.

>>15168
D'aww, I love you Dixie

>>15170
>>15171
The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.

>>15174
>Duelist
Should've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.

>>15174
He still has one bit of swag I want to check out, but I haven't yet had the opportunity

>>15176
Oh? You mean Slovenia?

>>15177
No, but I have now two good leads on her, and I'll follow through on that later.

>>15178
Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)

>>15179
I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.

In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
\r

>>15180
K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.

>>15180
I am playing the thief: it is my role to hoard shit.
You can have the necktie though.

>>15182
You're playing as the kike, that's what you're doing

I'm'a cast Mark of Justice on Tracy's faggot. He's cursed the next time he does something Kikish

Have I mentioned how fetching Tracy would look in a bowler?

>>15174
>Luger
I can live with this
>1v1
Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:
>Two staffs
>a rod
>tome
>knife
>pistols
Is this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?

>>15186
He's 15th level, its absurd that he doesn't have MORE tbh

Assuming Korak's body has been throroughly divested of his swag, Lenos wanders over and grabs the corpse by the ankle. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time." he says, dragging it inside to mount to one of the training dummies.

>>15187
Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?

>>15189
Exotic, Pistol

>>15189
You should invest in Western memes. Also Dexterity points

>>15186
Wizards are not profficient in any kinds of armor.
>>15185
You mean the hat?
Anyway, can I get a better description of what Korak' gear does? He was wearing some good shit, being a pirate.

>>15190
I don't know what I expected
>>15191
Does that mean Torc can stamped cattle through the Vatican?
>>15192
Why do you think Torc doesn'r have any armor?

>>15192
Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).

>>15194
When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time

>>15195
Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.

>>15196
Wait. So can I do things?

>>15197
Yes

>>15198
Excellent
Most of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helping

Fly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage

>>15199
"OI! Ye bastard! I'm still down here!" a faint yell can be heard from the ground.

>>15200
Lol, Grab Vanderiem first

>>15194
Where is Lenos?

>>15202
In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them

>>15201
From up high, you can get a better look at the Terrasque, which is just sorta wandering around the Football field, chasing its tail every so often.
>>15202
He's finishing up tying Korak's corpse to a practice dummy.

>>15204
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.

>>15204
The Terrasque sounds kind of cute, desu.

>>15206
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.

>>15208
>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..

>>15208
What does Lenos say?

>>15208
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?

>>15211
It's good when friends can enjoy their hobbies together.

>>15212
You can see it from here, its a big ship.
>>15210
"What?"

>>15214
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"

>>15214
He didn't think to have a skeleton crew take her out to sea to prevent her from being stolen? I'm disappointed. But good to know.
>>15215
In fairness they were on and not in the tower

>>15216
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.

>>15217
Oh no, I'm not talking about the Unicorn

>>15215
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.

>>15219
>Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item
God, please don't remind me

>>15219
"... good point there."
"Would you mind taking a look at the loot he dropped?"

Elway alone is God here
\r

>>15221
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"

>>15223
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."

>>15219
Can I go talk to Trollestia?

>>15225
It's a long talk, so it's okay if no

>>15225
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.
>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.

After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head

>>15227
>all that edginess
*mouth waters at cutting-edge weapon*
"W-wow... And that wind he was projecting?"
>>15228
Chaos Emeralds.

>>15228
"Speaking of snakes, Sning, are you there?"
Tracy's pack moves a bit, and the snake belt slithers out and wraps around Lenos' leg.
"Good to see you again little fella."
>>15228
"So wait, you wanna make a snake-headed staff? What's it gonna do?"

>>15230
*jumps a bit*
"I take it he stole that from you?"

>>15229
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship."
>>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."

>>15230
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood

>>15232
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"

Actually, there is one thing I would like to ask Tracy

>>15234
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."

>>15233
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."

>>15235
"Tracy, can you check and hand me something?"

>>15238
Weren't you halfway across town, investigating the Terrasque that just appeared?
"What is it?"

>>15240
>garter
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)

>>15240
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.

>>15237
"K, thanks Lenos."
Torc leaves to find Be with some gold and emerald
>>15241
Used to hold up stocking

>>15242
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.

>>15246
Yeah, but that bit was only for Tracy

>>15248
I asked about it and you didn't answer

Oh fuck it. Whatever

Does anyone have the post # with the letter?

>>15250
My bad, I missed that.
>>15247
Yeah you did, you even asked what it was worth (appraise) and I said "Easily 50k".

>>15253
Oh, that.
I should really re-read that letter

Can Trumpaladin take the garter or no

>>15253
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
Spells:
>snek
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra
>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?
>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?
>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת‎

>>15255
>Paladin taking girls' underwear for unspecified purposes
It would just look bad.

>>15257
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside

>>15258
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.

>>15259
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"

>>15256
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity, that casts "insect Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.

>>15260
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.

>>15261
Works for me.
Wais for someone to put 2 and 2 together
>>15263
What sequence?
Im really fucking confused

>>15267
Her MOST PRIZED undergarment. She will be back eventually, so keep that in mind.

>>15265
>Don't fucking touch my underwear!
Out of context this is really damn rape-y
Stop now
>>15268
I wouldn't touch it

*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*

>>15267
While we're waiting on that, did you want to dialogue with Troll?

>>15272
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed
"Hey!"

>>15272
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?

>>15273
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.

>>15274
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.

>>15276
Thx

>>15274
I am super salty right now
>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.

Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.

>>15273
Kek, poor Thez

I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours

>>15278
>glim posting
When you gonna ban yourself for that?
>>15279
Its okay

>>15279
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.

>>15278
>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif

>>15281
Forgot about those.

>>15281
>fucc links
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols

>>15284
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.

>>15286
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in anger
Also heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy

Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....

>>15289
>tfw no fingers to put rings on
*ring appears with a poof*

>>15287
1 round, yes. And yeah, I know. Were we gonna keep going today?

>>15291
I'm ready to play.
>really wishes could use vest, but also knows he's been an insufferable kike.

>>15289
Kek, nice story
So is that like torc's bracer?
>>15291
>burns flow charts
I didnt need that shit anyway
Idk, are we?

>>15292
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume

I'm sorry, can I have more time?

>>15294
Okay, and I will take the fucc links

>>15287
Quick draw feat. I took it

>>15295
As in, more time to do stuff in game, or more time before new bread?

>>15296
Fucc links it is.
>>15297
Trump?

>>15297
Fine, wat ever
>>15298
I gtg for about 2 hours, don't kill anything while I'm gone

>>15299
Yes, but I'll be on my normal IP if I can calm down enough to play

>>15301
Just making sure
>>15300
The fucc links grant quick-draw on whatever is in them

So who is getting what from Korak?

What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring

>>15303
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring

>>15304
If I bake, will you be able to do that voodoo that you do so well?

>>15305
I'll take the suit (stylish, can I wear it over or under my Power Armor?), the boots, the ring, Definitely the tie, and the fucc links I think Tourcil is taking but if not I will take them.
>>15306
Which voodoo?

>>15307
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works

Nu bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html