This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14412listen and spot, but it's too late for that...
Gosh, I'm not in it today...
>>14414At least we don't know how big your dick is.
>>14415If your character passed out from being awake for 32 continuous hours, no one could blame her>>14416Kek. None but his childhood doctor knows how big it is
>>14412No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"
Also GM, spot check on whatever
>>14417She's criminally insane: 32 hours is a piece of cake for her (legally).
>>14418So it can't be telepathic?
Shit.
Ummm...
"Praise Kek"
>>14419>implying you have SpotTracy continues towards the tree, in stealth.
>>14423You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
>>14419With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
>>14426Excellent. Open trap door
"Inferius! I found something! Come look at this"
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
>>14426What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.
Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
>>14428*opens trap door ready to burn anything that might be inside that isnt the treasure*
>>14428Inside the door is a layer of dust and a single set of hoof-prints. Otherwise the area hasn't been disturbed for a week or more.
>>14430Trained = spent time developing, whether instructed or not.
>>14432Well, I look around for treasure
>>14432See where hoof prints end
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
>>14436We see where the hoof prints end
Do we witness a who knows what enter the room?
>>14434>>14435The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and
gawdThe wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.
>>14439Take a moment to recognize and memorize the patterns
>>14439*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
>>14441"Gah!"
*tries not to die of a heart attack*
>>14440Everything is sorted by type (or lack of type, in a few cases). Like coins are together, like gems are together, like everything is together. Its enough to rival the previous holdings of the tower.
>>14441Shoulda seen that spoiler coming. Nice pali btw
>>14441I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
>>14441>>14442"Tracy, why did you literally vanish from my hands when I needed you to guard from the pirates if necessary, and where the happy hell have you been all day?"
>>14446*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0 >>14448i give tracy a beer shower
>>14442>>14447Aren't Paladins immune to fear?
Anyway, I've got only a few minutes to types so:
"You were just doing a friendly business deal with Korak, right? You didn't need me. I came here to check on the treasure."
oh shit g2g
>>14450"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the
entire day?"
Tracy is now dripping with beer
>>14450Fear, yes. Startling. No.
>>14450Godspeed faggot. We'll await your return
>>14455Mother fucker, I need to ask essential questions
>>14456Ask away, I can fill in; I know what Tracy knows.
>>14457I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here
all day?
>>14458bear with if the diction is off"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
>>14458"Did you miss me?" <insert Hi flashy image>
>>14459"Uh... okay. Now why did you leave so abruptly? I really could have needed you"
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>>14460"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...
Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
>>14461"I didn't even think about it. I had a sudden idea and I just went with it."
>>14462"She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
>>14463No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."
"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
>>14464Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
I am so sorry for disappearing right after that....
>>14466I had Tracy tell Trump she was busy helping a friend. That was all u missed
>>14466>>14467want to start over? If so,
>>14452 is my last post which you should respond to
>>14467Wait, where did we leave off now?
>>14468>she told himAw fug....
>>14468You basically said that she knew where the unicorn was
>>14471You can replay
>>14471No details, just a vague brush-off response
>>14472I did no such thing! I deliberately left it as vague as possible, with no specifics!
I also got Trump to admit he missed Tracy,.... Xp
Can replay tho
>>14474You said "She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
That's basically saying "she's not at the ship"
>>14475I hate to say this, but I think you got a better outcome than I was expecting
>>14470Yeah, lets start over
Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans>>14452"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and
cause things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
>>14477"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really
needed you. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.
Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
>>14479[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you,
lurking."
To be honest, my only other character goal if the unicorn thing didn't work out was to have Tracy kill Korak for shooting her earlier. She still wants him dead.
>>14479"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about
Trust I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.
... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
>>14482>'Brb, Going Ghost.' wasn't enough".. Alright then, Flashy."
>>14483Was that in dialogue? I missed that"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
>>14485"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
>>14486>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this pointThe guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
Oh right, this is that 'time' Torcuil's faggot mentioned. He's busy then.
>>14488"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
>>14492No worries, thanks for the reminder about Bob
>>14491"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
>>14496He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
GM, can you answer the question in
>>14495*scan to see how much treasure there is*
>>14495"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."
quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
>>14497No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
>>14498Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
>>14499He might've not been as suspicious if someone hadn't been so insistent in touching it...
>>145005 gorillion?
>>14502i start moving the treasure onto the tower.
>>14499That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
>>14504Noted. Waiting a sec before illustration
>>14504I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
[1d20 = 9]>>14502Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible
Profession check to appraise
>>14508we have to transport it someway tracy.
>>14509On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
>>14508That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
>>14510>implying that was in dialogueIt'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
>>14511Which ever stack is target by Inferius
Spoiler, none of it is ingenuine. The gold has value by weight, the gems have value by volume and quality. If its there, its worth something