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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 46 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14415
14417
>>14412
listen and spot, but it's too late for that...

Gosh, I'm not in it today...
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14416
14417
>>14414
At least we don't know how big your dick is.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14417
14420
>>14415
If your character passed out from being awake for 32 continuous hours, no one could blame her

>>14416
Kek. None but his childhood doctor knows how big it is
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14418
14421
>>14412
No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414
"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
pJzDT
?
No.14419
14422 14423 14426
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"

Also GM, spot check on whatever
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14420
>>14417
She's criminally insane: 32 hours is a piece of cake for her (legally).
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14421
14426
>>14418
So it can't be telepathic?
Shit.
Ummm...
"Praise Kek"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14422
>>14419
Do I find Oil GM?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14423
14424 14425 14426
>>14419
>implying you have Spot

Tracy continues towards the tree, in stealth.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14424
>>14423
I have a 20.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14425
>>14423
You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14426
14427 14428 14430
>>14419
With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421
"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to
"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423
Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14427
>>14426
Thx Lenos
gtg be back in about an hour or so
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14428
14431 14432
>>14426
Excellent. Open trap door

"Inferius! I found something! Come look at this"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14429
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14430
14432
>>14426
What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.

Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14431
14433
>>14428
*opens trap door ready to burn anything that might be inside that isnt the treasure*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14432
14434 14435
>>14428
Inside the door is a layer of dust and a single set of hoof-prints. Otherwise the area hasn't been disturbed for a week or more.
>>14430
Trained = spent time developing, whether instructed or not.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14433
>>14431
>closes the door and reopens it with an intimidating pose
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14434
14439
>>14432
Well, I look around for treasure
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14435
14437 14439
>>14432
See where hoof prints end
gs3nq
?
No.14436
14438 14439
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
TFJAq
?
No.14437
[1d20 = 5]
>>14435
this
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14438
14439
>>14436
We see where the hoof prints end

Do we witness a who knows what enter the room?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14439
14440 14441
>>14434
>>14435
The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and gawd
The wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436
Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438
Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14440
14443
>>14439
Take a moment to recognize and memorize the patterns
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14441
14442 14443 14444 14445 14446
Spoilered
>>14439
*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14442
14446 14450
>>14441
"Gah!"

*tries not to die of a heart attack*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14443
>>14440
Everything is sorted by type (or lack of type, in a few cases). Like coins are together, like gems are together, like everything is together. Its enough to rival the previous holdings of the tower.
>>14441
Shoulda seen that spoiler coming. Nice pali btw
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14444
>>14441
oh shit
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14445
>>14441
I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14446
14447
>>14441
>>14442
"Tracy, why did you literally vanish from my hands when I needed you to guard from the pirates if necessary, and where the happy hell have you been all day?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14447
14448 14450
>>14446
*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14448
14449
>>14447
Kek, this is too good
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14449
14451
>>14448
i give tracy a beer shower
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14450
14452 14454 14455
>>14442
>>14447
Aren't Paladins immune to fear?

Anyway, I've got only a few minutes to types so:

"You were just doing a friendly business deal with Korak, right? You didn't need me. I came here to check on the treasure."

oh shit g2g
yZOAg
?
No.14451
[1d20 = 20]
>>14449

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14452
14470 14477
>>14450
"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the entire day?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14453
Tracy is now dripping with beer
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14454
>>14450
Fear, yes. Startling. No.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14455
14456
>>14450
Godspeed faggot. We'll await your return
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14456
14457
>>14455
Mother fucker, I need to ask essential questions
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14457
14458
>>14456
Ask away, I can fill in; I know what Tracy knows.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14458
14459 14460
>>14457
I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made
"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here all day?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14459
14461
>>14458
bear with if the diction is off
"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14460
14462
>>14458
"Did you miss me?" <insert Hi flashy image>
pJzDT
?
No.14461
14463
>>14459
"Uh... okay. Now why did you leave so abruptly? I really could have needed you"
\r
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14462
14463
>>14460
"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...

Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14463
14464
>>14461
"I didn't even think about it. I had a sudden idea and I just went with it."
>>14462
"She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14464
14465
>>14463
No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this
"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."

"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14465
>>14464
Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14466
14468 14470
I am so sorry for disappearing right after that....
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14468
14469 14471 14472
>>14466
I had Tracy tell Trump she was busy helping a friend. That was all u missed
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14469
>>14468
beer bath
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14470
14477
>>14466
>>14467
want to start over? If so, >>14452 is my last post which you should respond to

Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14471
14472 14473
>>14467
Wait, where did we leave off now?
>>14468
>she told him
Aw fug....
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14472
14474
>>14468
You basically said that she knew where the unicorn was
>>14471
You can replay
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14473
>>14471
No details, just a vague brush-off response
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14474
14476
>>14472
I did no such thing! I deliberately left it as vague as possible, with no specifics!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14475
14476
I also got Trump to admit he missed Tracy,.... Xp
Can replay tho
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14476
>>14474
You said "She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."

That's basically saying "she's not at the ship"

>>14475
I hate to say this, but I think you got a better outcome than I was expecting
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14477
14478 14479
>>14470
Yeah, lets start over Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans
>>14452
"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and cause things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14478
>>14477
>canon and dub dubs
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14479
14480 14482
>>14477
"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really needed you. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.

Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14480
>>14479
[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you, lurking."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14481
To be honest, my only other character goal if the unicorn thing didn't work out was to have Tracy kill Korak for shooting her earlier. She still wants him dead.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14482
14483
>>14479
"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about Trust I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.

... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14483
14484
>>14482
>'Brb, Going Ghost.' wasn't enough
".. Alright then, Flashy."
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14484
14485
>>14483
Was that in dialogue? I missed that
"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14485
14486
>>14484
>Did you kill her
>her
"Um, who now?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14486
14488
>>14485
"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
Mrs. Sentry.
gs3nq
?
No.14488
14491 14494
>>14486
>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this point
The guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14490
Oh right, this is that 'time' Torcuil's faggot mentioned. He's busy then.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14491
14492 14495
>>14488
"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14492
14493
>>14491
Fuck. I repeat phrases too many times
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14493
>>14492
No worries, thanks for the reminder about Bob
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14494
14496
>>14488
It's entirely possible that if Korak never intends to give Trumpaladin the unicorn, they won't even notice by the game tonight
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14495
14498 14500
>>14491
"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14496
14497
>>14494
>gains wisdom (not literally)
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14497
14499
>>14496
He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14498
14502
GM, can you answer the question in >>14495

*scan to see how much treasure there is*

>>14495
"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."

quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14499
14503 14505
>>14497
No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14500
14503
>>14495
enough for 5 jews
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14502
14504 14509
>>14498
Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14503
14506
>>14499
He might've not been as suspicious if someone hadn't been so insistent in touching it...
>>14500
5 gorillion?
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14504
14507 14508
>>14502
i start moving the treasure onto the tower.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14505
>>14499
That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14506
>>14503
no just five
*minotuar pout*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14507
>>14504
Noted. Waiting a sec before illustration
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14508
14510 14512
>>14504
I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
pJzDT
?
No.14509
14511
[1d20 = 9]
>>14502
Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible

Profession check to appraise
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14510
14513 14521
>>14508
we have to transport it someway tracy.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14511
14514
>>14509
On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14512
>>14508
That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
Not Tracy
gs3nq
?
No.14513
14522
>>14510
>implying that was in dialogue
It'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14514
14515
>>14511
Which ever stack is target by Inferius
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14515
14517 14522
>>14514
GOLD
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14516
14518
Spoiler, none of it is ingenuine. The gold has value by weight, the gems have value by volume and quality. If its there, its worth something
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14517
14519
>>14515
Whelp. Start loading
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14518
14520
>>14516
But quantity?