This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14314 →T> I don't care, he's a slaver, and I will stop him
>>14316can me cast spells to help you?
>>14317"Thats fine, but the fights mine. I'm not letting a slaver control people again."
Odd, that op pic was deliberately a thumbnail, yet it appears in big. So much for the ants joke>>14316This isn't the first time Korak's profession has hit a nerve
>>14311 →"If we have to fight Korak, we all fight Korak. But should we need to split between his soldiers and him, I think we can arrange that you and either I or Inferius are the ones who take him on. Also what Inferius said"
"I really hope we don't have to fight him though. It was difficult enough with all four of us, we really can use his knowledge and his power, and you see how much the townspeople love him. I also don't know if Tracy will show tonight"
>>14320no trump this could work if torc 1v1s korak and wins we might gain koraks respect.
>>14318>>14316"That's fine, that's fine. As I said, I think I can convince him to stop and do something else more profitable"
>>14319Thez was sold as a slave as a child
>>14322Hmmm...
"Actually Inferius, that's a very good idea. Let Korak challenge Tourcil to a duel in exchange for who knows what. Whoever wins, we win"
>>14323"He won't stop, trust me. I've seen it before"
>>14324"Have you ever seen me before? Has he?"
>>14324torc how you gonna fight him me need to know what spells to cast.
>>14326"Inferius, we may need your spells to compell him or to stop his men from aiding"
>>14327Ah, as GM.
...
Did I forget the slavery in the backstory? Well I'll fix that
>>14295 →>[sounds of magical sparks as hoofs connect]>we marefriends naoWhat time is it in game time? Anyway, Tracy keeps leading Slovenia past the forest into the meadow, keeping a sharp sense out for potential threats, while getting to know the unicorn pony rambling the kind of girlish nonsense that girlfriends normally make with eachother, until she finally lands on the relevant topic of the worldly horses:
"... bla bla bla marestuff bla...
And so, as far as I've read and observed, the equines of this world aren't anywhere near the same as they are in Equestria. Aside from size and intelligence, the real difference is that they don't really have any organization: princesses, no towns or laws. They either work as livestock or bound about in the wild like animals.
Some of the unicorns seem to act like holders of authority, but it seems more like some sort of religious thing than anything else. And don't get me started on the "Earth" horses; they don't even have a
trace of magic inside of them.. bla bla bla more marestuff...
I could only wonder, if my child, as a foal, were born into a world like this, would it be considered chattel until it spoke up for itself? I want to make sure that my foal has the best upbringing possible, but in a world like this... bla bla bla ravings of a pregnant female bla bla bla..
I know this is shitty, but it's the best I can do for now, in this state... I'll finish their chat and her propositions in a few minutes when I get this stuff out of my system, then move on to the next step. >>14330Afternoon, and take your time.
>>14328why you not trick him into dueling torc alone?
>>14332"As I said before, if we can do this with no fighting, we don't fight. If this degenerates into an all out war, we fight an all out war. I am not sure if Tracy is coming back, so keep that in mind when determining if you want to get violent.
By diplomacy if possible, by force if necessary."
>>14331So no time to get the treasure?
"You want to know why I'm sick of this shitbag slaver?" Torc says, anger and sadness growing in his voice.
"(((they))) took over my land. Their dystopian ideology brought sorrow to me and my family. (((They))) enslaved the people that didn't agree with them. Slowly I learned about "Wallace's Army". We where going to try to tak bake our land. I became a member, and quickly climbed the ranks. We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))). Eventually one of our members was caught. He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting. I escaped, but my family was found and enslaved before execution. I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes. I promised my revenge against (((them))), and escaped to the mountains. There I learned of Meme Magic after finding some manuscripts in a cave. I studied for years but I became careless and was found by a patrol. I luckily escaped, thanks to my magic, but I was injured during the escape. I returned to my cave and passed out due to injury, stress and blood loss. And then I woke up in the pryamid."
>>14334Plenty of time, the tree is only few minutes away by tower.
"bla bla bla marestuff bla..
... and so, from the books I found at the tower, I learned quite a few things about this world. The equines here may be different from our kind, but under certain circumstances, they can be changed...
Tracy and Slovenia continue walking away from hoo-man civilization as Tracy's faggot suffers from crippling headaches
>>14335"I see.
Tourcil, you were not here for this, but here is what I learned from Korak. Sechs confirmed it and it matches with what Thez told me.
There is a greater evil at work here. There is an arch mage who demands massive tribute from all lands and who kills at will. He rides the Tarrasque as a mount. This man is a slaver on a much, much grander scale than Korak. This man is this realm's incarnation of Bolshevism - the all inslaving ideology. This arch mage is this realm's version of "Wallace's Army." I do not think we can defeat him as we are now. We need help and allies. As you well know, Korak is an asshole, but he hates the mage, wants him dead, and he has power and resources. We need Korak as an ally to kill the Greater Evil. He has offered his ship, I think we can get more out of him, and at minimum we get information from him.
That is why we must keep Korak alive"
>>14336Oh good
>>14335that sad torc, me have similar story, infernuis was born just outside of Germaneigh,unfortuenantly for infernuis me was born cursed with red pelt.
because me cursed me never have friends,that make infernuis sadboy. all minotuar and even ponies used to bully infernuis when me was little.
this made infernuis mad so me go into mountains to get away from bullies. thats where infernuis see book under rock
it was book by Adolf Hitler. (infernuis have confession to make friends, me cant read but me can read book for some reason).
infernuis spend years getting redpilled in mountains.infernuis try to go home after awhile.to tell people truth about the (((griffons)))
but instead of getting told "infernuis you great" me get told "those griffons dindu nuffin theys good boys and the opressive minotuars need to stop being so racist."
talk go on for awhile and the news get to (((lord weimar))) he then have infernuis hanged for heresy. very sad story me know. that differnt book fom one i have now.
>>14340no cry trump, the fhurer wouldnt want you cry.
I hate asking for spoilers/reminders, did Trollestia say that that golf course back there was her territory/responsibility? I forget.. She, as a celestial charger, would be able to detect anything going on in her territory, right? Tracy loathes Trollestia and doesn't trust her at all, but she feels obligated to lead her to a place where she'll be safe from hoo-man civilization and predators, so what she said earlier could have impact on her course of action.
Fuck! My brain is melting.
>>14342Troll's grove is precisely that, a place where aminals are safe from hoomans
>>14341*stays strong for the Fuhrer*
>>14339>the redbull got red pilledKek
>>14338Torc thinks for a second before getting an...
Unusual smile
"Sure, fine. But still let me figh....
Did you just call my army the bad guys, ye bloody bastard?"
>>14345Kek, I'm sure that was an indeliberate misinterpretation.
>>14343>doesn't want them to meetWell fug.. A rational person would lead their new friend to the animal refugee camp, but Tracy...
*holds temple in extreme pain* .. She might do what's right.
Give me a few minutes to unwind.. In the mean time, I'd appreciate any response or personality background on Slovenia, especially her opinion on worldly horses and other equines.
>>14345>>14344we need plan guys how we deal with korak?
>>14347What do you mean 'doesn't want them to meet'? Troll is at the tower. Unless you burn the grove to the ground, she won't interfere.
>>14345"I may have misunderstood you, that's not important. What is important is that there is a reason Korak needs to survive and become an ally of ours. Maybe we can make it where he agrees to duel you in exchange for a promise - a promise we can enforce with magic if necessary. But in any event, let's delay fighting until we see just how amenable he is"
In a distant dimension, an ancestor of Trumpaladin from Southern England smiles>>14347There are a number of places you could keep her that no one would find her and you wouldn't need Trollestia
>>14349Troll is mlp unicorn and not actual horse, or have I been misunderstanding shit again.
>>14350Just let me fight him
>>14350This, also I don't think she would get along with Trollestia, if they ever got into a conversation.
>>14351"Just let me fight him" was said by Torc, he has an audible edge to his voice by this time, and he looks like he's begging
>>14351She is an MLP unicorn with Celestial Charger (unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare) attributes.
>>14348"Obviously, we all go to the Football game. We will all be expected there anyways. I meet Korak and get a feel for him. I will try to convince him there and then, and should that not work, we'll do as I say in the circumstance"
>>14353"Tourcil, I understand your pain, even if I never suffered as greatly as you, but for the greater good and to fight the greater evil, you may have to put your personal issues to the side tonight. Korak might want a duel, and it may come to pass that having you be the one who demands he end slaving is the best choice, but it may also not go down that way. We must be flexible, and we must be resolute in our task of preparing to fight Judeo-Bolshevism in all dimensions
>>14354Now I want to waifu her again
>>14356Pssst,... you want me to have Lenos head the tower for the tree?
>>14355"Inferius, things don't always go according to plan. We may fight him, we may not. Be patient and be temperate in emotions"
>>14357While we are talking? Yes. Yes I do.
>>14356Torc looks Trump dead in the eyes
"Let. Me. Fight. Him."
>>14356no trump torc fight korak and thats te bottem line because infernuis said so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo >>14359>>14360"Let me talk to him first"
>>14358The tower starts moving in said direction.
Popcorn intensifies >>14362i shave my head and grow a goatee.
>>14361"Fine, you can talk. But any hostile action and I'm stepping in."
GM, how can I enchant an item to change in size at the players will?
>>14364For the ITEM to change in size? Uhm,....
Book flipping intensifies >>14366Can you be more specific? Like, how small to how big?
>>14368Uhh, about 1 foot up to 4 feet.
>>14369So, you want to be able to pocket a weapon when not in use. What sort of weapon?
>>14370No, I want Torc's dagger to be able to become a full sized claymore
>>14364>>14363'Tell you what, I can think of two ways this goes down. The first way, my way, is that I encounter Korak at the pregame and start talking to him. As soon as I have a grasp on his emotions, I will make a plan from that point on. I will ask you all to be present, and please, above all else, be willing to do as I say. Yes, this would include stepping in if there is hostile action. If he asks to personally slay you, I will encourage him to do it in the form of a duel. You can then challenge him to end slaving. I will try to comfort him by telling him there are more profitable professions than slaving. At every point, we adjust the plan to the present circumstances.
Now, what we can do, is have Tourcil himself go to Korak, and challenge Korak to a fight. I personally believe Korak will be more willing to take a fair fight if the fight is public at the stadium, but who knows. If Tourcil challanges him at the ship, he may set his own conditions, but if he loses, I think he will have to surrender the elves. I will try to keep the men from intervening"
>>14371There's a couple of ways to accomplish that. If you want it integral to the item you'll need to enchant it, but otherwise you can change the size with a 1st level spell.
>>14349No, I, the faggot, do not want them to meet. I'll figure something out..
>>14354Wait, she's an
MLP unicorn? How big is she? Where is her cutie mark?
Fuck, everything is different now...
>unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs NightmareCharger is objectively more powerful. Cauchemar is just physically beefy.
>>14373I'd prefer to enchant it, but if it can't be done before the battle I'll settle for the spell before the fighting
>>14372infernuis will open up a can of whoop ass.
>>14373GM, how much information can I pick up on a sense motive check next time I meet Trollestia?
>>14374shrugsSorry, no one asked about cutie marks. At least I didn't make her an alicorn,...
>>14375"LENOS!!!" a shrill cry from the city can be heard from the butcher shop.
>>14376"Uh... when?"
>>14378Is that in Town and we are in the tower?
>>14377Depends on the die roll. Anything from "Suspicious" to "You perceive ________". Tracy did a sense motive on the robots and with a 20 got the full rundown.
>>14379Yes. She's got a powerful voice.
>>14378Well, which characters are ponies and which are just regular horses then?
Also, how does a pony Charger's stats compare with a regular Charger (a pony is much smaller)?
>>14382"Excellent. I was very glad to have you when Tracy disappeared at the docks this morning... I was afraid that could have gone badly and I had no armor."
>>14384Kek
>>14378Well, Lenos is the one in charge of the tower. Would he mind if he investigated the source of the disturbance while we tried to get the treasure?
>>14383Noted
>>14384kek
>>14385So far Tracy, Troll, and Slovenia are the only MLPonies, but won't be the last. As for stats, I'm keeping hers Charger 'cuz her character was 'always a charger' (in Game terms)
>>14386Disturbance? That was the butcher lady calling out what Torcuil wants and how to get it (size-changing sword)
>>14388I see. Have we arrived at the treasure and may we set the tower down to recover it?
>>14386infernuis was doing what was right.
>>14388Well I know Lenos is the person to ask
So Torc goes and finds him
>>14387>Trollestia is a ponyWell, that royally fucks up my charts...
Anyway, Tracy leads Slovenia towards the end of the meadow, and finally swallow her pride and explains to the unicorn that she'd be safe at on the other side of the river, and that she'll be back for her as soon as she can.
I assume Slovenia would have questions following this development?
>>14390"And thank you. Are you ready to get the treasure? I do not know if it is guarded
>>14391pls get treasure first
>>14392I've learned that making plans makes things worse
>>14389>set the tower downIt can be lowered to allow characters to disembark without falling if you like, but it doesn't exactly have landing gear.
>>14392S> Thank you. I've been contained for so long, I could really use a good run. I will await your return.
>>14393You don't need everyone to get the ducats. Also
>plansEyyyyup
[20d1 = 20]>>14393Roll perception for magical items
Does spell craft give torc a bonus for.this shit?
>>14394LET'S DO IT
>>14395I mean to say that they transfer the money to it
And okay, we retrieve it with no Tourcil
>>14396Is that a real roll?
>>14397Fuck this shit, Torc trys to find Lenos for enchanting
>>14400we need to get the treasure m9.
>>14395Tracy offers Slovenia a knife in a gesture of good will as she departs.
"Oh, by the way. A tall, prissy, white unicorn might show up around these parts some time. She won't hurt you, but she's super religious in a weird way, and she's an all around troll. I wouldn't trust her if I were you, but I can safely say that she won't hurt you, physically...
.... Anyway, there's something very important I need to attend to for now, so I gotta go. So long, friend."
Tracy heads back towards the tower (I assume the big tree is between the tower and the grove?)
>>14396>rolled 20 1'sF
>>14400He's up on the dais, piloting
>>14401>>14399The tree is unoccupied, and the characters can retrieve uninterrupted. Uncharacteristically, Lenos sets the tree about a foot off the ground, so characters can literally walk up onto it.
>>14405Walk up to it, and inspect location.
>>14403S> Thank you! she calls after as you depart
>>14405readies zweihander to burn any gibberniggers.
>>14405Tracy converges with the groups path towards that location.
>>14407Its a big fuggin tree, with a wide base that tapers as it rises.
[2d20 = 17]>>14410in stealth*
Also, roll to detect jibberniggers
>>14411Well I don't know where on or around the tree this alleged treasure is. Spot check I guess for anything out of the ordinary
>tfw I'll never live this 20d1 down>>14405I patientally wait for him to finish piloting