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Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 41 files omitted.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14721
14723
>>14716
One shot hits Infernius, cuz he's the easiest target.
Trump's move
>>14720
Yes
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14722
14725
>>14720
he said yea
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14723
14724
>>14721
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.

"Follow me Inferius!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
yZOAg
?
No.14724
14726
[2d20 = 9]
>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14725
>>14722
You should draw a sword

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14726
14727 14730 14732
>>14724
Vanderiem was given back in the previous turn
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14727
14730
>>14726
A pity for that 1 then, there it goes again,....
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14728
14730
"Ye bastaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard"
As he falls again
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14730
>>14728
>>14727
>>14726
clean the fucking butter off your fingers.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14731
14732 14735 14741
Spoilers, this isn't EVEN the fight you need to worry about
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14732
14733 14734
>>14726
Use your longbow.
>>14731
I figured.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14733
>>14732
^_^
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14734
14736 14737 14738
>>14732
Do I still have it? It hasn't been mentioned for a while
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14735
>>14731
It demonstrates why we should be worried
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14736
>>14734
Unless you threw it away, you should.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14737
14740
>>14734
clean thy danmed fingers!!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14738
14740 14742
>>14734
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14739
>totally digging the Glory song tho
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14740
14743
>>14737
Too late for that.

>>14738
I have no bonuses for ranged attack, but fuck it. The alternative is the weapon smasher, and I don't want to destroy something as valuable as the pistol.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14741
>>14731
Shit
gs3nq
?
No.14742
14744 14745 14746 14749
[1d20 = 3]
>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14743
14745 14746
>>14740
Oh yeah, pistols
Torc steals those again, just like the first time
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14744
>>14742
God fucking dammit...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14745
>>14743
Great

>>14742
And he'll move out of the way like a matador
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14746
14747 14748 14750 14753
>>14742
Don't fret, Korak's ac is 46. You'd have needed 20's regardless.
"He's a slippery fuck"
>>14743
You're attempting a pickpocket? Nao?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14747
14751
>>14746
What happened to Tracy though? She's moving full speed.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14748
>>14746
It worked the first time, so yes
yZOAg
?
No.14749
14752
[1d20 = 14]
>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14750
>>14746
>pickpocket
No no no
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHH6YVHGh90
This
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14751
Tracy on Korak.jpg
>>14747

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14752
14754
>>14749
With a "Ting, ting", Korak whirls and avoids incoming attacks.
Torcuil's move
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14753
14757
>>14746
I think he meant the magnet staff.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14754
14755 14756 14757 14758 14760
>>14752
I summon ryuk and have him beat the shit out of the pirates.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14755
>>14754
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14756
>>14754
Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14757
14759
>>14753
Oh Riiiiiight.
>>14754
And from left field as fuck, Sad Alex joins the fray, unleshing Ryuk (who can readily kill low-level mobs like pirates) with ease! In fact, Ryuk is happy to do so cuz,....
Well played
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14758
>>14754
ANTI GAY FROG HAS RETURNED
PRAISE KEK
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14759
>>14757
Ryuk! Only kill the pirates on this side! We need the others for later!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14760
>>14754
PRAISE ADOLF
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14761
14762 14763 14764
A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14762
14763 14766 14770
>>14761
"Something wrong Globalist?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14763
14767
>>14761
>>14762
"Careful! I want to offer the pirates jobs when this guy is dead!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14764
14768
>>14761
Torc speaks
"YO, WANKSTAIN. YOU, ME. DEUL"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14765
14786
If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14766
687559__semi-dash-grimdark_suggestive_artist-colon-php10_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_drill_implying.png
>>14762
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14767
14770 14775 14784
>>14763
*jojo pose engaged*
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14768
14769 14770
>>14764
Steal his gunz first.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14769
14771 14773
>>14768
Just wait
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14770
462.jpg
>>14762
>>14767
"Silence his false song!"

>>14768
This
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14771
14772 14773 14774
>>14769
>wait
STEAL THE GUNZ!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14772
>>14771
this.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14773
>>14769
See >>14771
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14774
14776 14778
>>14771
Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14775
14780
4b7.png
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14776
14783
>>14774
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14777
14779 14782 14783
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14778
14781 14783
>>14774
You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
Steal gunz.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14779
14786
>>14777
KILL THE GLOBALIST!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14780
>>14775
Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14781
>>14778
I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14782
14783
>>14777
I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14783
14787
>>14778
>>14777
>>14776
FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT

Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel
>>14782
NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14784
maxresdefault.jpg
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14785
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
yZOAg
?
No.14786
14788 14790 14792
[4d8 = 11]
[1d20 = 6]
>>14765
On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.
>>14779
He's serious, dice related
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14787
14790 14792
>>14783
Shut up you had your chance!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14788
>>14786
insect plauge korak.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14789
14791
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14790
14800
>>14786
Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill

>>14787
This
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14791
14794
>>14789
"YOU RIGGED IT!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14792
14795 14796
b49.gif
>>14786
>no one is letting me do my intense autism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14787
You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this

GM, how does that challenge go
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14793
14796 14797 14798
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14794
14799
>>14791
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14795
>>14792
It is my time. To kill!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14796
14803
>>14792
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.

"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"

>>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14797
14801 14802
>>14793
>blueballed
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14798
>>14793
There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14799
>>14794
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
yZOAg
?
No.14800
14804
[1d20 = 12]
>>14790
Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
gs3nq
?
No.14801
14807
[1d20 = 8]
>>14797
wtf did I just type?
I'm never taking this crap again....
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14802
14806
>>14797
TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14803
14805
>>14796
Yea you have to give him an apple though.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14804
>>14800
I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14805
>>14803
*gives apple to ryuk*
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14806
14808
>>14802
[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14807
14809
>>14801
Don't do drugs kids

Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14808
>>14806
"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14809
14812 14813
>>14807
I changed meds on my idiot doc's suggestion...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14810
14814
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14811
14816
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14812
14815 14822
>>14809
>belly sketties?
what is this rick and morty?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14813
>>14809
I am always sober, always, and I am still like shit
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14814
14817
>>14810
8? 7? I'm not even keeping track.
probably wasn't supposed to mention that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14815
>>14812
Never seen that show. It's just the meds...
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14816
14818 14825 14833
>>14811
I make ryuk find klorox.
pJzDT
?
No.14817
14819 14825
[8d20 = 95]
>>14814
REEEEE!!!!

Address them:

"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"

DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14818
>>14816
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
gs3nq
?
No.14819
14820
[8d20 = 92]
>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14820
14821
>>14819
Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14821
14823
>>14820
She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she must soon.