This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14919i cast plane shift on myself after healing torc.
By all means, ask GM's opinion
>>14926Planar shift affects touched things too you kike
>>14921Tracy phases and is gone. Infernius heals damage to Torcuil, before,... which plane exactly?
>>14919Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."
>>14927You forgot to CAST IT
Also, can cast etherealness again at will
Trumpaladin retrieves anything from the pirates
>>14928Tracy brings the pirates body to >Rape Dungeon, along with all of his gear.
>>14935No, he just grabs you like Fucking Freddy Kruger. It affects touched objects
>>14933I'm actually going to fucking kill myself
Wha the actuall fuck is this shit
The pistol explodes in Torcuil's hand, causing non-damaging cold burns across the surface.
GM, make Tourcil kill Koarak and don't let that Kike take the body to her Jew cave
>>14939REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>14937Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.
>>14940Tracy is already well on her way to impenetrable dungeon
>>14946She doesn't have the body though
>>14946*grabs body, just in case it didn't work the first time*
[1d20 = 16]>>14939t
"Hmmm, maybe you are lucky"
Roll for Torc to shove dagger throught the heart of Korak, then expand it to fullsize
>>14944It was a joke, I'm not actually gonna kill myself
>>14948Grabs horse, in case it didn't work the first time
>>14951You have to be in the material realm to grab the body
>>14953Oh No You don't. I've got you like fucking Freddy Kruger
GM, this is why I need Dominate Monster
>>14956Plane shift works by touch
>>14957If it worked once, she could just do it again and you would've used up the spell.
>>14949You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.
>>14959Tracy takes body to her dungeon
>>14958>>14960But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo
>>14961Death roll like an aligator
>>14959Are there living crew members or dead crew members anywhere in sight?
K, so Korak is done, and no sooner. The jew hoard is safe/secure, Korak himself is unkilled but at mercy, and I need a minute. Fuck off
>>14959OH OH
YOU THOUGHT TORC PUT THE PISTOL TO HIS HEAD
NO NO NO NO KORAK'S HEAD
>>14962Hold on Like a fucking Rodeo champion
[3d20 = 56]>>14964>he has to be willing to become ethereal, unless he's deadFull Attack
*stomp him to death with flaming hooves (full weight), then maul his throat out* (he is helpless, so it
has to land)
>>14966>no ride check "TOURCIL! PARALYZE THE MONSTER!"
>>14965K, that rattled me a bit, I'm not ashamed to say. Whooah. Good the. Lets continue.
>>14968He already dead
*drag his body through the floor*
Korak, his pirates all decimated, and though a bloody battle (oh just imagine it) kneels in defeat. His jaw is tight.
>>14971I think GM is ignoring us
*is sad*
There better be at least one crew member left over after this
>>14965Tourcil, want to Geas him?
>>14970I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help"WHAT MONSTER"
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over
"What'll ye have" Korak sys between gritted teeth
>>14977[merciless nightmare noises]
>>14972>Pirates all decimatedLook for decimated pirated
>>14977Can she attack him or not?
>>14977"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life
Torcuil levels both pistols at Korak, who kneels helpless.
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."
>>14978*pets frustrated nightmare*
>>14980lol no
>>14981WAIT! Let me ask one question first!
>tfw just want to kill something
>>14986Torcuil is holding the reins on this one, its his call.
>>14988It is, and I'm asking him nicely
>>14988[barely restrained nightmare noises]
>>14987A random hostile animal appears next to Tracy,
>>14992Ok...
[sounds of mauling and stomping]
>>14992Can I have a random living or dead pirate?
>>14986"Fine"
Torc lowers the pistols while firing, and blows a hole in each of Korak's feet
>>14981Is that your final answer? No bully if so
>>14995"Acgh, ye fuk. Fine, ye win"
>>14995Thank you
To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc >>14997You can take it if I get my question
>>15002I'll take it no matter what happens. It's mine.
>>14996>>14998Thats it
Le fin
Torc keeps the guns, noting to do some training as he has become rusty again.
"Yo Tracy, you can have Korak after Trump's done"
So as the party who, having obtained the Jew hoard and secreted it upon Trump tower, having defeated Korak and his scoresof pirates (the former at the party's mercy), finds themselves again staring at an eerie glow coming from the Football stadium.
>>15005"WHERE IS SHE"
I'll deal with the glow later
>>15005take Korak to >Rape Dungeon before investigating eerie light
>>15003*puts hand over pony mouth*
"That's just fine. But for the moment, he's mine"
>>15008"Inferius... want to fly over and check that out as we finish up here?"
>>15005Torc notices the glow, and womders what the hell is going on
>>15010???
>>15005i fly to the football stadium.
>>15010Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.
>>15017She then moves towards town.