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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 44 files omitted.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14922
>>14919
i cast plane shift on myself after healing torc.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14923
By all means, ask GM's opinion
pJzDT
?
No.14924
14926
[1d20 = 10]
>>14921
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T

grabs Tracy
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14925
>>14920
we are about to be.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14926
14927
>>14924
>is ghost
lol no
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14927
14930
>>14926
Planar shift affects touched things too you kike
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14928
14934 14938
>>14921
Tracy phases and is gone. Infernius heals damage to Torcuil, before,... which plane exactly?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14929
14933
>>14919
Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14930
14932
>>14927
You forgot to CAST IT
Also, can cast etherealness again at will
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14931
Trumpaladin retrieves anything from the pirates
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14932
14935
>>14930
Cast what?
yZOAg
?
No.14933
14937
[1d1 = 1]
>>14929

Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14934
>>14928
Tracy brings the pirates body to >Rape Dungeon, along with all of his gear.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14935
14936
>>14932
Planar shift
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14936
>>14935
No, he just grabs you like Fucking Freddy Kruger. It affects touched objects
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14937
14944
>>14933
I'm actually going to fucking kill myself
Wha the actuall fuck is this shit
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14938
>>14928
etheral.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14939
14941 14942 14945
The pistol explodes in Torcuil's hand, causing non-damaging cold burns across the surface.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14940
14946
GM, make Tourcil kill Koarak and don't let that Kike take the body to her Jew cave
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14941
14943
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>>14939
>mfw
LOL you lost the gun!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14942
>>14939
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14943
>>14941
We need that....
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14944
14949
>>14937
Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14945
>>14939
DANM IT!!
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14946
14947 14948
>>14940
Tracy is already well on her way to impenetrable dungeon
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14947
>>14946
She doesn't have the body though
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14948
14950
>>14946
*grabs body, just in case it didn't work the first time*
b/k9D
?
No.14949
14959
[1d20 = 16]
>>14939t
"Hmmm, maybe you are lucky"
Roll for Torc to shove dagger throught the heart of Korak, then expand it to fullsize
>>14944
It was a joke, I'm not actually gonna kill myself

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14950
14951
>>14948
Grabs horse, in case it didn't work the first time
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14951
14952
>>14950
>trying to grab a ghost
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14952
14953
>>14951
You have to be in the material realm to grab the body
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14953
14954
>>14952
Only for a moment
*phases through fingers*
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14954
14956
>>14953
Oh No You don't. I've got you like fucking Freddy Kruger
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14955
GM, this is why I need Dominate Monster
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14956
14957
>>14954
How?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14957
14958
>>14956
Plane shift works by touch
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14958
14961
>>14957
If it worked once, she could just do it again and you would've used up the spell.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14959
14960 14963 14965
>>14949
You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14960
14961
>>14959
Tracy takes body to her dungeon
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14961
14962
>>14958
>>14960
But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14962
14966
>>14961
Death roll like an aligator
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14963
>>14959
Are there living crew members or dead crew members anywhere in sight?
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14964
14967
K, so Korak is done, and no sooner. The jew hoard is safe/secure, Korak himself is unkilled but at mercy, and I need a minute. Fuck off
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14965
14969 14970 14974
>>14959
OH OH
YOU THOUGHT TORC PUT THE PISTOL TO HIS HEAD
NO NO NO NO KORAK'S HEAD
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14966
14967
>>14962
Hold on Like a fucking Rodeo champion
gs3nq
?
No.14967
14975 14982
[3d20 = 56]
>>14964
>he has to be willing to become ethereal, unless he's dead
Full Attack
*stomp him to death with flaming hooves (full weight), then maul his throat out* (he is helpless, so it has to land)
>>14966
>no ride check
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14968
14971
"TOURCIL! PARALYZE THE MONSTER!"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14969
>>14965
"We can Geas him now"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14970
14976
>>14965
K, that rattled me a bit, I'm not ashamed to say. Whooah. Good the. Lets continue.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14971
14973
>>14968
He already dead

*drag his body through the floor*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14972
14975 14979
Korak, his pirates all decimated, and though a bloody battle (oh just imagine it) kneels in defeat. His jaw is tight.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14973
>>14971
I think GM is ignoring us

*is sad*

There better be at least one crew member left over after this
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14974
>>14965
Tourcil, want to Geas him?

Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14975
>>14972
Go for kill >>14967

Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14976
>>14970
I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help
"WHAT MONSTER"
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14977
14978 14980 14981 14982
"What'll ye have" Korak sys between gritted teeth
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14978
14984
>>14977
[merciless nightmare noises]
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14979
>>14972
>Pirates all decimated
Look for decimated pirated
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14980
14984
>>14977
Can she attack him or not?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14981
14985 14986 14996
>>14977
"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life

Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14982
>>14977
Do >>14967

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14983
Torcuil levels both pistols at Korak, who kneels helpless.
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14984
>>14978
*pets frustrated nightmare*

>>14980
lol no
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14985
>>14981
So murder?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14986
14988 14995
>>14981
WAIT! Let me ask one question first!
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14987
14992
y9zlvlt49xey.jpg
>tfw just want to kill something
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14988
14989 14990
>>14986
Torcuil is holding the reins on this one, its his call.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14989
>>14988
It is, and I'm asking him nicely
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14990
>>14988
[barely restrained nightmare noises]
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14991
1496322199583.jpg
Pwease ask one question
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14992
14993 14994
>>14987
A random hostile animal appears next to Tracy,
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14993
>>14992
Ok...
[sounds of mauling and stomping]
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14994
>>14992
Can I have a random living or dead pirate?
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14995
14998 15001
>>14986
"Fine"
Torc lowers the pistols while firing, and blows a hole in each of Korak's feet
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14996
15004
>>14981
Is that your final answer? No bully if so
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14997
15002
His body is mine, fyi
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14998
15004
>>14995
"Acgh, ye fuk. Fine, ye win"
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14999
Praise Epona
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15000
Praise Football
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15001
>>14995
Thank you

To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15002
15003
>>14997
You can take it if I get my question
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15003
15009
>>15002
I'll take it no matter what happens. It's mine.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.15004
15010
>>14996
>>14998
Thats it
Le fin
Torc keeps the guns, noting to do some training as he has become rusty again.
"Yo Tracy, you can have Korak after Trump's done"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15005
15006 15007 15008 15013 15014 15023
So as the party who, having obtained the Jew hoard and secreted it upon Trump tower, having defeated Korak and his scoresof pirates (the former at the party's mercy), finds themselves again staring at an eerie glow coming from the Football stadium.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15006
>>15005
"WHERE IS SHE"

I'll deal with the glow later
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15007
>>15005
take Korak to >Rape Dungeon before investigating eerie light
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15008
15012
>>15005
son of a griffon!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15009
>>15003
*puts hand over pony mouth*

"That's just fine. But for the moment, he's mine"
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.15010
15011 15013 15016 15017
>>15004
Kept. Take care anon.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15011
>>15010
What does Korak say?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15012
>>15008
"Inferius... want to fly over and check that out as we finish up here?"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.15013
15015
>>15005
Torc notices the glow, and womders what the hell is going on
>>15010
???
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15014
15022 15026
>>15005
i fly to the football stadium.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15015
>>15013
wanna ride torculi?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15016
15019
>>15010
Have Korak give a satisfying and true answer so I can turn the still living Korak over to Tracy and go to the stadium
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15017
15018 15026
>>15010
Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15018
>>15017
She then moves towards town.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.15019
15020 15021 15022 15026
>>15016
plot twist korak is atlases character
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.15020
>>15019
Oh shit!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.15021
>>15019
Lol