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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
881 replies and 46 files omitted.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.14822
14824 14826
>>14812
I think its fluffy ponies

Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14823
>>14821
"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14824
>>14822
Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14825
14827 14828 14829 14834 14836
>>14816
Korak
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.
>>14817
Soon

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14826
14830
>>14822
torc feeling okay?
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14827
>>14825
Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14828
14830 14831
>>14825
i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
pJzDT
?
No.14829
14832
[3d20 = 12]
>>14825
YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14830
14834 14839
>>14826
>>14828
Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14831
>>14828
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14832
>>14829
And... Fuck
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14833
>>14816
"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14834
14846
>>14830
>>14825
i cede my turn to torc
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14835
NAO its Infernius' turn
gs3nq
?
No.14836
14837 14857
[3d20 = 16]
>>14825
>when it's my turn
Tracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14837
14838
>>14836
shit...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14838
14839 14840
>>14837
The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14839
14842
>>14838
Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
Read
>>14830

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14840
14841 14845
>>14838
You'll need a consensus to make that stick
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14841
>>14840
Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14842
14843 14846
>>14839
I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14843
14848
>>14842
i do.
yZOAg
?
No.14844
[1d20 = 6]

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14845
14847
>>14840
Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14846
14849
>>14842
>see
>>14834

Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14847
14850
>>14845
Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14848
>>14843
Mien nigger
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
yZOAg
?
No.14849
[1d20 = 17]
>>14846

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14850
14852
>>14847
There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14851
14863
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14852
14854 14856 14859
>>14850
No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14853
14857
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14854
14855
>>14852
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14855
>>14854
Nom nom nom
To Alex> I like that one
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14856
14859
>>14852
I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
gs3nq
?
No.14857
14858 14859 14860
[3d20 = 18]
>>14853
>implying she'll stop
Repeat >>14836
[angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14858
>>14857
*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14859
14861
>>14852
>>14856
I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)

>>14857
*pets evil monster*
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14860
>>14857
Ting, ting, whthonng
(all fail)
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14861
14862
>>14859
[sad nightmare noises]
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14862
14864 14868
>>14861
"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14863
14865 14871
>>14851
Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14864
14868
>>14862
"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
yZOAg
?
No.14865
[2d20 = 23]
>>14863
dice determine stealing
pJzDT
?
No.14866
14869
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:

Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples

Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
yZOAg
?
No.14867
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14868
>>14862
>>14864
that tracy.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14869
>>14866
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14870
14871 14873
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14871
14872 14874
>>14870
C-can I charge again?
>>14863
Now steal the other one.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14872
14875 14876
>>14871
U really wanna get in the way of this?
>popcorn
b/k9D
?
No.14873
14884
[1d20 = 7]
>>14870
Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14874
14876 14877
>>14871
tracy cage if you still in there please stop.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14875
14884
1506024914776.png
>>14872
Pwease I need at least one Pirate
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14876
14880 14884
>>14872
She's beside herself with anger at this point
>>14874
[angry nightmare noises]
*cloud of smoke thickens*
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14877
14881
>>14874
Inferius! Gather corpses if they exist!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14878
14879 14887
Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
His eyes.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14879
14887
>>14878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14880
>>14876
torculi needs to do this for his dead family.
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14881
14882
>>14877
alright jefe.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14882
>>14881
"Thank you Inferius"

Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14883
14886
Tracy begins loading the parts and equipment into her >Rape Dungeon
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14884
14887
>>14873
Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875
Shush nao
>>14876
Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.

yZOAg
?
No.14885
[3d20 = 27]

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14886
>>14883
Not if I don't get my pirates
b/k9D
?
No.14887
14893
[2d20 = 27]
>>14879
Works for me
>>14878
>>14884
"Listen you bastard, there's only one way you're returning to the normal world"
Roll 1 detect gap in armor and shield
"Lifeless, dragged behind me"
Roll 2, knife becomes full sword, aim for weak spot
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14888
Praise Epona
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14889
14890 14891
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14890
14897
>>14889
Does this mean I can attack now?
gs3nq
?
No.14891
14892
[1d20 = 10]
>>14889
>random kunai
Spot + Listen to find source of kunai
gs3nq
?
No.14892
[1d20 = 15]
>>14891
forgot other roll
yZOAg
?
No.14893
14894 14895 14897
[1d20 = 17]
>>14887
Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14894
>>14893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14895
14897
>>14893
Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14896
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14897
14900 14903
>>14893
But lenos did the dagger to sword thing
>>14890
Nope, unless you are in the ethreal plane
>>14895
Shit
Torc blinks back to dodge. Takes twenty steps forward, turns around, aims and blinks back
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14898
14900 14901
Can I ride Tracy or is that dangerous?
gs3nq
?
No.14899
14903 14904
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14900
>>14898
Uh, I'll repeat what I said in >>14897

Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14901
14902
>>14898
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Plane_Shift
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14902
14905
>>14901
I think I could do that riding Tracy
yZOAg
?
No.14903
14906 14910
[5d20 = 33]
Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897
Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899
God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14904
>>14899
Should've used the chain too...
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14905
14909
>>14902
Make Ride check nao
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14906
14910 14911
>>14903
Ah
Wait, what
HOW DID THEY GET HIM
pJzDT
?
No.14907
[3d20 = 21]
Nevermind

ATTACK WITH SWORD! THREE TIMES!
yZOAg
?
No.14908
14912
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14909
14913
>>14905
I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14910
>>14906
>>14903
did you win?!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14911
14914 14916
>>14906
Friendship is Magic faggot
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14912
>>14908
Can I attack again nao? Or is it Tourcil or what?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14913
>>14909
Some fucking paladin you are...!
[disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14914
>>14911
So, can Torc at least kill him, i promise it will be good character developmemt
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14915
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.

gs3nq
?
No.14916
[4d20 = 61]
>>14911
Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
pJzDT
?
No.14917
14918
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"

Three slashes
pJzDT
?
No.14918
[2d20 = 20]
>>14917
Other two dice rolls
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14919
14921 14922 14929
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14920
14925
Quick question, the end came so suddenly;
Is everyone killing Korak?
Anonymous
gs3nq
?
No.14921
14924 14928
>>14919
Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)