This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14812I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
>>14821"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
>>14822Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
>>14816Korak
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.
>>14817Soon
>>14825Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
>>14825i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
[3d20 = 12]>>14825YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80 >>14826>>14828Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
>>14828[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
>>14816"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
[3d20 = 16]>>14825>when it's my turnTracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
>>14837The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
>>14838Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
Read
>>14830 >>14838You'll need a consensus to make that stick
>>14840Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision
>>14839I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)
>>14845Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
>>14843Mien nigger
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
>>14847There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
>>14850No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
>>14852REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
>>14852I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
>>14857*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
>>14852>>14856I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)
>>14857*pets evil monster*
>>14857Ting, ting, whthonng
(all fail)
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
>>14861"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
>>14851Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for
slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
>>14862"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
>>14866REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
>>14871U really wanna get in the way of this?
>popcorn [1d20 = 7]>>14870Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
>>14871tracy cage if you still in there please stop.
>>14872Pwease I need at least one Pirate
>>14872She's beside herself with anger at this point
>>14874[angry nightmare noises]
*cloud of smoke thickens*
>>14874Inferius! Gather corpses if they exist!
Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
His eyes.
>>14876torculi needs to do this for his dead family.
>>14881"Thank you Inferius"
Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
Tracy begins loading the parts and equipment into her >Rape Dungeon
>>14873Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875Shush nao
>>14876Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.
>>14883Not if I don't get my pirates
[2d20 = 27]>>14879Works for me
>>14878>>14884"Listen you bastard, there's only one way you're returning to the normal world"
Roll 1 detect gap in armor and shield
"Lifeless, dragged behind me"
Roll 2, knife becomes full sword, aim for weak spot
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
>>14889Does this mean I can attack now?
[1d20 = 10]>>14889>random kunaiSpot + Listen to find source of kunai
[1d20 = 17]>>14887Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
>>14893Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
>>14893But lenos did the dagger to sword thing
>>14890Nope, unless you are in the ethreal plane
>>14895Shit
Torc blinks back to dodge. Takes twenty steps forward, turns around, aims and blinks back
Can I ride Tracy or is that dangerous?
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
>>14898Uh, I'll repeat what I said in
>>14897 >>14901I think I could do that riding Tracy
[5d20 = 33]Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
>>14899Should've used the chain too...
[3d20 = 21]
Nevermind
ATTACK WITH SWORD! THREE TIMES!
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
>>14906Friendship is Magic faggot
>>14908Can I attack again nao? Or is it Tourcil or what?
>>14909Some fucking paladin you are...![disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
>>14911So, can Torc at least kill him, i promise it will be good character developmemt
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.
[4d20 = 61]>>14911Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"
Three slashes
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
Quick question, the end came so suddenly;
Is everyone killing Korak?
>>14919Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)