This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>15069"That's all I need to know"
Swipe gun if applicable
"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
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>>15071You bitched about spending six hours to talk to her last night. You hush
>>15073So your just gonna walk by me without saying anything trump?
All the gear/clothes are mine.
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him
>>15076"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"
>>15078>Graceful>Flight: poorLol, it can't even turn 90 degree angles
>>15078Uh is that thing really a person like us?
>>15079She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack
>>15072JJBA?
GM doesn't know>>15073Torcuil has the guns (both, since I misinterpreted what he was getting at earlier, the misfire was a deliberate move on my part)
Also yes, do save his clothes.
>>15077Oh wait, intervention.
The rest,....
>>15080Why yes, yes she is. A lion because Trump and gilded like Trump Casinos
>>15081I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
>>15082Jo Jos Bizzare Adventure.
>>15082Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.
>>15085Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest
"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"
>>15088"But please do be a dear Tracy"
>>15086Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not
too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.
>>15089By the way, Trumpaladin and Sad Alex are riding to the Stadium
>>15091Korak's suit is most fine. Its not appraised, but its definitely magical.
>>15089Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.
>>15094What does Tracy see in town?
>>15096Trumpaladin inspects the magical item.
"None taken. Fuck the NFL."
Inspects magical Item
"I've heard of these things. I've heard they give you magical strength"
>>15098GM this really needs to be a magical item with benefits for Trumpaladin >>15098Reeeeeeeeee this tower was designed by a globalist!!!
>>15097On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.
>>15099The filter does not bestow strength, but rather, it breaks conditionings put on the body.
[1d20 = 9]>>15101Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.
Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
>>15101Walk towards stadium, drawing koraks sword
>>15103This. They've been there longer
>>15099Filters that produce elixers?! Prepos
I'll make it workterous!
[3d20 = 34]>>15104Tracy also rolls to detect the infernals (spot, listen, scent)
>>15109Like i said its great cheif!
Ive got some brain force too if ya want some.
Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8>>15110"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
>>15110Sad Alex has advanced knowledge in Alchemy.
From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
>>15111You ever felt like youve been walking around in a haze brother?
GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?
>>15114"Why yes... I sometimes do"
>>15113EVACUATE THE STADIUM!
>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.
>>15117That'll come tomorrow, but yes; he do want his lunch money.
>>15114[Understanding pony noises]
>>15116This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage
>>15120"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"