This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14517It will take several trips. This can be cut-to if the party prefers
>>14518But quality. I did mention quality,....
>>14510A real Cauchemar could probably drag more than 5,000 pounds
>>14513>>14515could lennos play thison the way back to town? but could he edit it to say thez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc >>14520He wants to be able to know if any is taken>>14521Are you transforming for pack animal work?
>>14522Fukking kek. It'll happen.
>>14523Nope, the dust around the room is quite conclusive; this spot has been barren for several weeks now.
>>14524Ah hell, Just try to count it as it is moved
>>14523She could probably at least turn into a heavy warhorse at will with a Control Shape check.
>>14528Count as loaded onto warhorse Tracy and moved into the treasury
Does it matter how much? Just keep bringing it in cartloads and let the townsfolks count it there.
>>14530Best idea. So is it moved?
>>14530It's for a different reason. We'll keep it in the tower treasury for the time being, and move it or distribute it later
>>14531Sure, move it.
Infernius, look up your spells and see what fancy magic tricks you could do to impress the people upon returning the Jew-gold.
>>14532Why?
>>14533If you move it in the town right now the pirates could steal it, the mage could appear at the game and we could need the tribute, and all sorts of contingencies that make it wiser to keep it until we know its fate
Ahhh fug it.
As the party begins ascend the tower with the last bit of jew gold, they suddenly realize that the tower - its shining surfaces glistening in the departing sunlight (its getting toward sunset) - are dotted with dots. Not dots, but people. Pirates specifically, all standing menacingly and with a sneer. Its almost as though an uppity dwarf coached them on how to appear, so perfect is their stance. At the entrance to the tower stands Korak, both hands atop the hilt of his sword, standing as regally as he can (and with his affects, is pretty regal).
"Ah greatly appreciate the contributions ye've made toward mine cause." He chuckles, which is joined by the pirates.
The pirates have bows and swords, while Korak stands motionless (horizontal, cuz of the gravity affect, but still oriented to be looking down on everyone from a great height).
>>14536I did indicate that Tracy heard a cough before she entered the treasure lair,... she neglected to follow up
>>14537So are they on the surface? How are they addressing the party?
>>14538Ah, well "Come again" is directed at Korak for "mine cause"
But we need Tourcil [1d20 = 12]>>14535*removes self from cart and stands forth growling menacingly, rage beginning to boil as she transforms*
roll for intimidation, and add +2 for ranks in bluff
how far away are they?
>>14538Fucking knew it.
Wtf did Lenos let them in?
>>14540Cry out "INFERIUS! TOURCIL!"
Enter the tower
>>14539They're along the surface of the tower
>>14541Good question (and pali), but will be addressed
K> With all the loot ye lot have brought up, I'm almost inclined to let all the previous injuries and offenses slide. Almost" again, more pirate chuckling.
He raises his hand, and many (not all) pirates raise their bows.
"So then Mr. Trump, how's about we make a deal."
>>14542Oh its far too late for that, this happens as the party is still on the ground.
Vanish like a fucking ghost
Enter tower
>>14543"Does that deal involve the people of Port Barry taking back the money that belongs to them?"
CALL MOUNT
How far away is the first pirate?
>>14546Fae skids to the ground aside Trump.
"I see you're in a bind. As you command."
K> Why involve the townsfolk? They live in a happy little bubble, where the real world doesn't infringe on their prosperity! How am I, who are YOU to take that away?
>>14547The first is about 90' from the bottom tip of the tower
Draws knife with maw ready to reappear as soon as she knows how much distance she has to-
>>14549Is it a clear charge? How many behind him?
>>14548Get on Fae, and ride out of sight from Korak underneath the tower, try to go to other side of tower
WHERE ARE INFERIUS AND TOURCIL
>>14548what you do here! should you be blowing your first mate?
>>14550They're spaced strategically and sporadically, requiring distance to engage and then re-engage.
>>14551K> Ah, me monologue. Always wasted. Boys, do your thing.
The remaining pirates arm themselves with bows. Those with bows drawn center on the party. With Trump and Tracy's departure there's only 2 targets.
K> Don't fire unless ye can be sure of the shot. No sense wasting good munitions!
>>14555 Are they all on one side? Come up from behind on an archer and attack, one by one. Can Fae claw people off of their footing so they fall 90 feet?
>>14555So, I can't cleave?
stay ethereal and fly up into the tower
>>14559Better cast a spell fast
*Tracy covers her spooky armor with Magic Vestment +5*
>>14553>>14554K> Cute, a minotaur is insulting me. Do u liek ponees?
He says mockingly.
>>14557Tracy closes in ethereal
>>14558Out of range, I'll let you mulligan that one
>>14559You're just in time! Korak stands at the tower entrance, while his pirates dot the surface of the tower.
[3d20 = 37]
The attack is, appear from behind an archer, have Fae attack with claws if possible, and then with Quick Draw, Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, on the archer with Vanderium
Can Tracy zone in on an area where she can plow through a bunch of targets at once?
[6d20 = 61]>>14565Trump takes initiative on Fae, closing distance to the nearest pirate>
GM, how clustered are the pirates?
Do
>>14565 when near pirate
>>14535Good thing Torc is in the tower