This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14771Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
>>14774I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
>>14774You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
Steal gunz.
>>14775Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
>>14778I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
>>14777I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
>>14778>>14777>>14776FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT
Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel
>>14782NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
[4d8 = 11][1d20 = 6]>>14765On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.
>>14779He's serious, dice related
>>14783Shut up you had your chance!
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
>>14786Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill
>>14787This
>>14786>no one is letting me do my intense autismREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14787You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this
GM, how does that challenge go
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
>>14791Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
>>14792Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.
"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"
>>14793"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
>>14793>blueballed[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
>>14794... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
[1d20 = 12]>>14790Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
>>14797TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
>>14796Yea you have to give him an apple though.
>>14800I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
>>14802[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
>>14801Don't do drugs kidsTorc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire
>>14806"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
>>14809>belly sketties?what is this rick and morty?
>>148108? 7? I'm not even keeping track.
probably wasn't supposed to mention that [8d20 = 95]>>14814REEEEE!!!!
Address them:
"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"
DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
>>14816Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
[8d20 = 92]>>14817[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
>>14819Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
>>14820She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she
must soon.