This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14412listen and spot, but it's too late for that...
Gosh, I'm not in it today...
>>14414At least we don't know how big your dick is.
>>14415If your character passed out from being awake for 32 continuous hours, no one could blame her>>14416Kek. None but his childhood doctor knows how big it is
>>14412No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"
Also GM, spot check on whatever
>>14417She's criminally insane: 32 hours is a piece of cake for her (legally).
>>14418So it can't be telepathic?
Shit.
Ummm...
"Praise Kek"
>>14419>implying you have SpotTracy continues towards the tree, in stealth.
>>14423You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
>>14419With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
>>14426Excellent. Open trap door
"Inferius! I found something! Come look at this"
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
>>14426What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.
Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
>>14428*opens trap door ready to burn anything that might be inside that isnt the treasure*
>>14428Inside the door is a layer of dust and a single set of hoof-prints. Otherwise the area hasn't been disturbed for a week or more.
>>14430Trained = spent time developing, whether instructed or not.
>>14432Well, I look around for treasure
>>14432See where hoof prints end
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
>>14436We see where the hoof prints end
Do we witness a who knows what enter the room?
>>14434>>14435The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and
gawdThe wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.
>>14439Take a moment to recognize and memorize the patterns
>>14439*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
>>14441"Gah!"
*tries not to die of a heart attack*
>>14440Everything is sorted by type (or lack of type, in a few cases). Like coins are together, like gems are together, like everything is together. Its enough to rival the previous holdings of the tower.
>>14441Shoulda seen that spoiler coming. Nice pali btw
>>14441I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
>>14441>>14442"Tracy, why did you literally vanish from my hands when I needed you to guard from the pirates if necessary, and where the happy hell have you been all day?"
>>14446*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0 >>14448i give tracy a beer shower
>>14442>>14447Aren't Paladins immune to fear?
Anyway, I've got only a few minutes to types so:
"You were just doing a friendly business deal with Korak, right? You didn't need me. I came here to check on the treasure."
oh shit g2g
>>14450"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the
entire day?"
Tracy is now dripping with beer
>>14450Fear, yes. Startling. No.
>>14450Godspeed faggot. We'll await your return
>>14455Mother fucker, I need to ask essential questions
>>14456Ask away, I can fill in; I know what Tracy knows.
>>14457I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here
all day?
>>14458bear with if the diction is off"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
>>14458"Did you miss me?" <insert Hi flashy image>
>>14459"Uh... okay. Now why did you leave so abruptly? I really could have needed you"
\r
>>14460"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...
Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
>>14461"I didn't even think about it. I had a sudden idea and I just went with it."
>>14462"She's safe, and she's fine. MAYBE I'll tell you where she is."
>>14463No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."
"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."