This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
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>>14812I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
>>14821"Save it for the ones who turn down the offer."
>>14822Becomes Ethereal to investigate as well.
>>14816Korak
Ryuk speeds at Korak, tinging off Korak's magnificent defense in the process.
Now surrounding Korak are Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, and Ryuk (on behalf of Alex).
Its Infernius' turn.
>>14817Soon
>>14825Where is Tracy?
Charges towards Korak's location.
>>14825i demand you fight torcuil 1 versus 1. no funny busssiness.
[3d20 = 12]>>14825YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80 >>14826>>14828Torc turns to Infernius
"Now that you mention it...."
Torc activates the blinking and grabs Korak
"No, I'm not"
And Torc takes Korak to the Ethral Plane
>>14828[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
"Let me at him!" frothing at the mouth
>>14816"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
[3d20 = 16]>>14825>when it's my turnTracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
>>14837The Dice gods want Tourcil to fit Korak alone
>>14838Praise Kek, his hand be upon me.
Read
>>14830 >>14838You'll need a consensus to make that stick
>>14840Oh I'm attacking the next turn, it's just that the dice gods will override my decision
>>14839I'll allow it, if Infernius voids his attack. (waiting)
>>14845Parts, yes. Living pirates,... not so much.
>>14843Mien nigger
Just prepare yourselves, my autisim is in full gear now
>>14847There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
>>14850No, Ryuk had his way with them. There are no more pirates.
Torcuil's move (unless intervention)
>>14852REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Apple to Ryuk
>>14852I give him a apple and ask him yo cough up the pirate.
>>14857*moves into corner and hangs head in shame*
>>14852>>14856I need at bare minimum one living pirate (revived is fine)
>>14857*pets evil monster*
>>14857Ting, ting, whthonng
(all fail)
Torcuil? Get funky w/ them memes,....
>>14861"Why are you sad... whatever you are?"
>>14851Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for
slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
>>14862"Oh. Right. You wanted to kill things."
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
>>14866REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets