The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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>>10710Noted. Also, you're good you. That was fast.
As for the leadership bit, she meant it. There IS a difference between leading and dictating however. Part of Thez' success with the ne'ers was because she wasn't TELLING them to fight, she was in the ring fighting WITH them.
"And 'cuz I paid for their whores!"
>>10711 →A noble vengeance that stays true to the clerical domain. Romantic, and suitable for a Chaotic good character.
I like it.
>>10712Then those who are not interested in following Gridiron, in fighting for the Right, or in protecting Port Barry can leave and returned to their charred homes. No matter. Only those who are motivated are fit in any event. Trumpaladin follows the holy way, the way of Good and Football and America. He calls upon all to follow him. Some will be fit for this quest, and some will not. But for those who are, they shall be organized into the Church Militant
Trumpaladin will also be offering nose jobs and legal name changes to relevant members of the upper classes. He needs all the resources available. Even bankers, lawyers, and business executives. Perhaps especially them
Tracy is still spelunking in an undisclosed location, looking for a good lair.
>>10715I get what you are saying, and I like/agree. I was being a bit catty, in the interest of presentation and measure, please pay that no mind.
Trump has full reign to do as he suggests, but he notices that every time he means to say "Follow", he curiously says "Join".
Also Infernius, "You goof", don't worry. I've already thought of 3 loopholes. ^_!
So if i've read right
>soros fight
>we do damage
>he flees
Also, Hi
>>10720Thats an exceptionally abbreviated version, but yeah for the most part.
WAIT
HOLD THE FUCK UP
TRACY IS PREGNENT?
Tracy found her cave, and is explaining to the ants how she wants it excavated.
>>10719Are you referring to the consequences of a Cleric race-mixing with an infernal monk of opposite alignment? (high-impact sexual tragedy, anyone?)>>10720>*yanks fork out of haggis*Welcome to the bread.>>10723I hadn't even thought of that, I was referring to the terms of the seal against outsiders. I WILL think about that though.
She has me looking up images of Ironwill now, for posterity and shit >>10722This false positive shall be dealt with in its proper time
>>10725Is it wrong that I found that pic arousing? Should I even be saying this? Does it even matter anymore? smh self-depricatingly
>>10727>>10725I can't find it, but wasn't there an agreement that everything thay happened to Tracy would become board canon?
Trump, be happy for your goddamn waifu. I will go down with this ship >>10718I'm guessing your referring most to the mention of incorporation of people with specialized knowledge into the town school, and perhaps also the mandatory education of the youth. This I guess, may have to wait until the USFL has almost soveriegn power. As for the conscription of the veterans into the Church Militant, I can't imagine they'd be unwilling very often, at least where they don't have other things going on in their lives they need to attend to, and even that is allowed for under Trump's plan
>>10729You leave me no choice. Read this
>>10678 → >>10729Don't worry, I slipped it into one of the Tea times. It was dismissed as Fake News, but its still on record.
>>10730I'm saying people don't respond as well to 'compulsory' or 'mandatory'. Consider a "You'll get what you want if..." strategy perhaps?
>>10729Thanks. I still ship you with Trollestia.GM, you still haven't given Trollestia's judgement of Torq's rare Pepe collection.
Also, was I right to guess that her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling?
>>10733In order to judge, I'd/she'd have to see it. How does it rate compared to the Mlpol pepe collection?
infernuis try and find a hairstylist to help ifernuis change look.
>pic related
>>10694 →i will help you on your quest to frm the teutonic order.
>>10732When Pearl Harbor was bombed, people came in droves to sign up for the army. And almost no one was actually present for that. And now Port Barry has had its own Pearl Harbor
>"You'll get what you want if…"You want to serve God, King, and Country. Err... Football and Port Barry. It's the same motivation that caused people to give up their established lives to liberate Jerusalem. It's the same motivation as lead so many people to charge into steel and lead and danger in so many thousands of wars. Trumpaladin is interested in Patriots, and Patriots alone. He shall find them
Don't worry, he gives a rousing speech first
>>10738That sounds about right. Its kind of a splitting hairs point, but your proposal sounded a bit like you were telling people what to do, rather than giving them the means to accomplish what they already wanted to do.
>>10735top fukkin kek
>>10735Nice try, you red-haired mutant!
>>10740gm have problem with new look?
>>10743me cant change true hair color me know, me in mourning.
>>10744No
"Its actually quite dashing!"
sigh
>>10746"We're starting a Military Order. Crusaders for Truth and Good and Football. I'm modelling them on the old Teutonic Knights, the founders of Old Prussia. It seemed like precisely the sort of thing you might be interested in. I was wondering if you would put forth the time to teach them combat skills, and teach them of what they'll be up against. Who knows, they may be willing to learn about Rockwell and the Jews"
>>10748me would be honored but me get to come up with name.
>>10749"Well, it
is unnamed. Just so long as I can veto excessively offensive suggestions"
\r
>>10755The item bypasses any requisite proficiency,... I was just bantzing, cuz I didn't say everything I was 'supposed' to in the moment
>>10743By the way, you may notice at some point that there is a pale-green, semi-transluscent compound bow following you around.
>>10756I'm assuming that that means Torc doesnt require past experince?