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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11170
>>11169
she not hurt babby,get it through head trump.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11171
11172 11173 11174
>>11169
Kek, Trump gets to destroy it too XD
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11172
11173
>>11171
Especially cuz you guys don't know what I cooked up today Xp
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11173
11175
>>11171
>>11172
if voice in infernuises head hurts baby me crush you too!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11174
>>11171
Military school is great for character!
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11175
11176
>>11173
Hurt? PLEASE! I won't let bebeh be hurt! I gots ideas!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11176
11177 11178 11184
>>11175
That's worse

I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11177
11181
>>11176
>early
I was thinking that too, yesterday. Today I'm good with it. ^_^
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11178
11179
>>11176
yes i too hate exploding telephones.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11179
11180
>>11178
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11180
>>11179
its just bantz m8.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11181
11182
image.jpeg
>>11177
I hope I don't understand what you meant by that
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11182
>>11181
I doubt it, its quite the stretch, but if you ARE,....
This is gonna be goooooooood
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11183
11185
That aside, Guardian Paramount is very clearly an epic prestige class. Tracy does not qualify (25 dex for blinding speed??)
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11184
16b.gif
>>11176
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.

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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11185
11186 11187
>>11183
>Forgetting about Tracy's maxed-out oral dexterity
You're right though..
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11186
11187 11190 11192
>>11185
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11187
11188
>>11186
>>11185
The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11188
>>11187
"egghead shit"
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11189
Most epic feats require stats in excess of 20 without modifiers. Thats absurd for a bipedal character, even after level bonuses.

Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11190
11191
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>>11186
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11191
>>11190
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11192
>>11186
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11193
11196
are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11194
11195 11209
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
>>11133
No

>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11195
11208 11506 11643
>>11194
when do the uncles fight the dad?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11196
>>11193
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11197
11198 11201 11214
lord hiler i pray that you help us find the ill gotten gains of the jews, i pray that you send your servant henrich himmler to show us the way, Heil Hitler!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11198
>>11197
Pray harder!
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11199
11202
*gets out brand*
*hands it to tracy*
Brand me tracy i cant do it myself.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11200
I step away for one second and you guys,.... Oi.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11201
11204 11214
>>11197
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11202
11203
>>11199
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11203
11206
>>11202
*Euphoric Moans*
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11204
>>11201
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Kyteo
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No.11205
11207 11211
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Speaking of modifiers though,....
As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.

https://youtu.be/RCMXO9sBIcU (recommended at 1.25 speed)
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11206
11210 11214
>>11203
*moos*
ZV3KL
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No.11207
11217
[4d20 = 56]

>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11208
11506
>>11195
Soon
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11209
11211 11270
>>11194
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
NO!! That's not true!
ZV3KL
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No.11210
11217
[1d20 = 19]
>>11206
Roll to appraise the garner.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11211
11212 11217
>>11209
*father would rather let the child die than go with the mother

I'll pretend thats a test for now
>>11205
I guess this means the stripper aunt is gone

ZV3KL
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No.11212
11217
[1d20 = 10]
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11213
didn't mean to roll.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11214
11215 11217
>>11197
>>11201
>>11206
are you there hitler? its me infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11215
11216
>>11214
Try quoting Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11216
11217 11218 11220 11223
>>11215
Je suis Hitler, et je abandonne?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11217
11219 11222
>>11207
Tracy can now detect wherever Ponimaru goes for the next day or so, by tracking.
>>11210
Hah! EASILY over 50k.
>>11211
For now
>>11212
This on the first, no on the second
>>11214
>>11216
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11218
11219 11221
>>11216
Run up to Ponimaru and give him some playful bullying.

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11219
>>11218
meant for >>11217