The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>11175
That's worse
I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
That's worse
I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
>>11178
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
That aside, Guardian Paramount is very clearly an epic prestige class. Tracy does not qualify (25 dex for blinding speed??)
>>11176
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.
>>11185
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Most epic feats require stats in excess of 20 without modifiers. Thats absurd for a bipedal character, even after level bonuses.
>>11186
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
>>11190
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
>>11186
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
>>11133
No
>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
No
>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
>>11193
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
lord hiler i pray that you help us find the ill gotten gains of the jews, i pray that you send your servant henrich himmler to show us the way, Heil Hitler!
I step away for one second and you guys,.... Oi.
>>11197
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
>>11199
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
>>11201
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Speaking of modifiers though,....
As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.
[YouTube] Most Beautiful Music Ever: "Everdream" by Epic Soul Factory![]()
(recommended at 1.25 speed)
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
[Read more] As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.
[YouTube] Most Beautiful Music Ever: "Everdream" by Epic Soul Factory
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
[4d20 = 56]
>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
[1d20 = 10]
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
didn't mean to roll.
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