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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10812
10815 10818
>>10810
>Doesn't have the track skill
For that, you'd need an extraplanar bloodhound, with a powerful sense of smell, tracking skills, and an unquenchable thirst for Infernal blood
tl;dr, count me in
>>10811
Would Lenos craft Tracy something special for Tracy, if she offered him the cigarettes she looted from the body of your dead coworker?
vI1sh
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No.10813
10814 10819
>>10805
*pushes away pony anyways*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10814
10816
>>10813
>pisges
Wut?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10815
10824
>>10812
Are you talking about Barry?
"What do you have in mind? I'll answer afterward."
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10816
>>10814
Pushes
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10818
>>10812
i have the detect jew spell.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10819
10822
>>10813
Fail, and in his fail, he finds his arms unintendedly wrapped around Tracy.
vI1sh
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No.10820
10821
[1d20 = 16]
>>10805
Roll anyways, because this bitch ain't right
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10821
10823
>>10820
>splitting hairs
You suspect there might be something amiss.
But then, you always think Tracy is up to something.
So, no dispositional change.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10822
10824 10825
>>10819
Is there any empathic bond? If there is, she can feel my suspicion and disgust
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10823
>>10821
Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how that scene would have played out
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10824
10826 10827
fact-fact-36-ghost-rider-wields-a-mystical-chain-that-8962616.png
>>10815
>here goes nothing
A wearable, extending, spiked-chain that functions as a melee saw-blade and can conduct psionic abilities
>>10822
There would be if you took her as your mount.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10825
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>>10822
She knows, but she doesn't seem to care for the most part.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10826
>>10824
Can you elaborate on what occurs when that happens?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10827
10833
>>10824
Yes, yes, Ghost-rider is an abominable Chain Demon (what? its literally spelled out!). You want chain-demon skills then?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10828
10829 10832
So, about tracys pregnancy...
How is tis gonna work
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10829
10831 10832
>>10828
This tbh. is it gonna be half horse?
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10830
or was Trumpaladin secretly a pony all along... DUN DUN DUN!!!
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10831
>>10829
Centaur?
Minataur horse thing?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10832
10834 10847
>>10828
To be determined. It was "her" idea, but it sounded like fun so I went with it. As far as raw gameplay is concerned, it allows Tracy extra bonuses if she feels life-threatened, and it gives OP the opportunity to fuck with Trump (and others) on occasion. So far, that's it.
>>10829
Well, the typical gestation for a hoers is just under a year. So, you'll permit me to defer on that?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10833
10837
>>10826'
>Waited a while because I thought GM would take the initiative to explain
She gains the title, a few of her stats get buffed, you'll be able to summon her from anywhere within a mile through a vague empathetic link that allows for heightened communication. You'd also be able to use any item connected to her (i.e. the bow, the chain), and the same things go for spells and spell-like abilities (i.e. be able to use the Blackguard's evil magic)
Also, being able to infinitely share saving rolls with a Guardian Paramount would make you virtually invincible during mounted combat. There are other supernatural abilities a Cauchemar Nightmare can share with its rider, but those have nothing to do with the class.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin%27s_Mount
>>10827
YES!!!
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10834
10835 10837 10853
>>10832
All the same. Trumpaladin will have a court declare Tracy unfit to be the mother, then take legal custody of the child. The child may be disabled from the mother's contain or demon blood use, but not all evils can be stopped. One more set back in a long life of set backs, but nothing more
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10835
10838 10839
>>10834
Don't you dare fuck this up! That trigger activates 5 potential endings where she systematically kills-off all of the other characters; and I don't want to make new flow charts.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10836
*cries at the thought of being able to teach his hopefully not part demon and not cocaine addicted son how to play football, an opportunity he thought he lost forever*
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10837
>>10833
K. Sorry I missed the earlier post, I'm casual-browsing.
>>10834
lol Try it!
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10838
10840
>>10835
Am I safe if I support your ship?

Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10839
>>10835
>insists on doing everything the hard way
So let be written, so let it be done
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10840
10841 10842
>>10838
Not if she loses her foal.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10841
10843 10844
>>10840
>her
*His. The foal deserves a good family
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10842
10845
>>10840
Uhhhh, do I have magic for this shit?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10843
10845 10848
>>10841
Kek, too bad its got this one,....
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10844
10846
>>10841
>Doesn't want Tracy
>Tracy has child
>Trump is going to take her child
This shit doesn't add up

Can Torc be an uncle?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10845
10851 10852
>>10842
If your character could somehow detect an extraplanar predatory hoers with stealth, lunging out of another dimension and crushing your ripcage.
>>10843
Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10846
>>10844
Is, in a manner
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10847
>>10832
sure i guess.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10848
10849 10850
>>10843
We'll take him away from his evil mother, don't you worry. He shall play football and learn the family business with his father
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10849
10858
>>10848
Okay, now you're just trolling. I'm sure you know Trump would get eviscerated if he tried.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10850
10858
>>10848
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
You do know she has the sense motive skill and she's fully focused on you right now,
right?

Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10851
10856
>>10845
>Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Even if that meant giving up her child to a loving and wealthy family?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10852
10856
>>10845
And she won't be alone
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10853
10854
>>10834
trump no take baby away!!
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10854
10855
>>10853
Agreed
That makes 3v1
Have fun taking the baby Trump
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10855
>>10854
*4
"Its MY seal, I'll break the shit out of it he thinks,...."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10856
10857 10860
>>10851
NO!!! She would make sure her family was loving and wealthy, even if she had to destroy an entire country, and melt the brain of her idiot husband, to do so.
>>10852
I know. I was hoping for a chance to explore the planes.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10857
>>10856
She's off to a good start
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10858
10859 10861 10862
>>10850
She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
>>10849
Trumpaladin has been thinking about how to put down the problem dog ever since she took the blood. He knows he can't evade it forever. It will take time and preparation, but what needs be done, needs be done
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10859
>>10858
O.O I almost wish I could make you take back those words
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10860
10862 10863
>>10856
The fact that she'd be willing to do that is precisely why she can't be his mount, she can't be his wife, and ahe can't be his child's mother
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10861
10862 10865
>>10858
>implying it will be a boy
Is d&d always this wierd?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10862
10864 10866
>>10858
>She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
Good.
>>10860
[Genocidal Sithlord hoers noises]
>>10861
This isn't D&D, it's Mixed Nuts.