The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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>>11600Its a random free-for-all atm as far as I'm
>>11601Mid-sentence yay! Just one sec.
... going with pic related.
>>11605Reeeee! I need you to stab someone!
K, baking. For the moment, everyone gets 20's. Yes, 20's.
I may regret this.
>>11607I ROLL ON STEALLING TROLLESTIA
>>11608Not assassinated, just taught not to fuck with me
https://youtu.be/ugTwbS24ZAQ >>11607I go to the sticky wicket, and attempt to fuck to barmaid.
>>11610I ROLL ON BEAKING TOURCIL'S WEAPON WITH THE WEAPON SMASHER
>>11615We had an immigration round up, and all of the evil outsiders were deported, including Thez self-deported, except for Tracy who got to stay because of that Fucking footnote in Plyer v Doe
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>>11616See
>>11607YoU waifu stealing bastard
Give me Trollestia, take your wife, and I'll stop
Also GM said to not break my weapons
>>11618What? No, you were conspiring against me with Inferius while I was in transit
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>>11617But why would i be eaten though?
>>11620That was mostly just a joke.
Some were considering that you might've been just a troll for a while.
>>11620Because Tracy is evil now. I mean, she was always edgy, but she drank globalist blood abs now she's evil, so she does things
>>11622She's pregnant now. She gets cravings.
And this isn't a new thing.
>>11622Can we remove the blood from her?
>>11624Of course, that is what I intended to do. But inferior got pissed off because that would require killing her, and I think Tourcil joined in for some reason
>>11618Uh, Infernius, any comments?
>>11624>remove the bloodIt's not in her anymore. She ate it. Now she gets cravings for the blood of Outsiders.
She'd still be just as edgy, even if it could be undone; just less powerful.
>>11627Yes.
>>11627Uh....
Look, I thought I could save her from turning evil, but now she's just evil and pregnant
>>11629Don't be sad.
You're going to be a dad.
>>11630And a neutral evil outsider cauchemare takes my child?
>>11632Yes. Really.
>>11631>takes>Implying she's going anywhereYou'll be together all the time from now on. You'll be one happy family.
>>11631Do I smell couples theorpy sessions happening?
>>11632Yes, she drank globalist demon blood and so now she's a monster from Grimm's fairy tales or H.P. Lovecraft who likes to eat disabled people. I tried to save her and failed. At least she's not a Soros sock puppet as we feared
>>11634How do you deal with a woman who is a literal creature of nightmares, who eats people who stand still too long like a hellhound, who goes on blood fueled shark like feeding frenzies, and worst of all, who lies to you? I don't think these differences can be reconciled. I think we need a proper divorce with a court determination as to who gains custody of the child
>>11638>divorceDamn it, why am I buying into her delusions now? A break up, we need a proper break up. Well, we were never a couple, so I guess a restraining order
>>11637>>11638>Puts on spectaclesLucky for you two, my time in the cave gave me plenty of time to study law and psychology.
Please follow me
>teleport us 3 to a comfy cave with bookshelves and a sofa for Tracy and TrumpIt isn't home, but it will do
Please, take a seat
>>11641Oh really? Explain this
>>11195 and
>>11208. You were conspiring to fight me while I was in transit. Well if you want a fight, you got a fight!
>>11640I cannot allow my only child to be taken by a neutral evil cauchemare, and that is the end of that
>>11613Oooh, that one is going to sting.
>>11618The way I said it, I was suggesting. I should have said "It is a bad idea to break the staff of power". I did say don't, but I didn't entirely MEAN don't. We'll roll on that one in a sec.
>>11627Its posts like this that make me think
>troll>>11637"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>11640"Gambatte yo!"
>>11645>TakenYou continue to imply that she's going somewhere. She's not taking the child anywhere: the two of you are hitched for life.
>>11642>>11645Tracy, please explain why you like Trump
>>11646New bread when?
>>11644Then I shall fight against your kikish conspiracy and free myself from your tyranny
https://youtu.be/dKMTu1GDi_w