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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11442
11444 11446
As far as I am aware, nothing but a flowchart bon fire has occured since last night.

In the mean time, can someone who understands rpgs explain framiliers?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11443
11448
FINE
I'll take
>11443
So tracy can do
>>11444
>rape
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11444
11443 11451 11457
>>11442
Its a pet u establish a psychic connection with granting benefits to character and familiar, depending on type. There's a complete listing in the wikis
>>11441
Poisons require skill to avoid killing/dosing yourself with. Yes, ask Tracy.
>>11440
Death Knell is a shit spell for low level characters. Don't bother IMO.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11446
11449 11451
>>11441
Tracy is proficient in poison use and never risks poisoning herself.
I don't think Paladins can use poison, but they are immune to it, and can heal others.
I could make paralyzing blows, if she could just kill someone to receive the assassin class...
Of course, that doesn't mean it wouldn't count if ~someone put her up to it first
>>11442
A normal animal that becomes a magical beast when summoned by a sorcerer or wizard. (I'm a nufag to rpg's too though)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11447
11451
>GM goes to pass out after unintentionally stealing digis
I'm good with it. You're all lucky I don't plop a red dragon in your midst to fend with 'till I get back.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11448
11451
>>11443
I was distracted reading about familiars...
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11449
11456
>>11446
Can I hire her to assassinate?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11450
11452
P.S. Saying "I wanna" doesn't mean its gonna happen this instant. Some aspects require planning and deliberation on my part, which u fucks have no problem blowing to smithereens with your shenanigens. Patience, Ed Gruberman.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11451
11453
>>11444
>>11446
I just did understand how they work...
Does the animal have to be on the wiki?
>>11448
>>11447
Kek
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11452
>>11450
>finger guns
You're welcome
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11453
11454
>>11451
This isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts
What kind of animal are you thinking about?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11454
11455
>>11453
Totally not a tiny squid that turns into the Kraken
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11455
11458 11460
>>11454
I think it has to be a normal animal.
Tracy can summon fiendish octopi/squid though. They need water.

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11456
11465
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>>11449
>hire
Has someone been bothering you, ~Flashy?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11457
11460
>>11444
>Death Knell is a shit spell for low level characters. Don't bother IMO.
I just like the concept of it, desu.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11458
11459
>>11455
>needs
>implying I couldn't do something using my magic
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11459
>>11458
Good point.
>tfw no enemies to summon fiendish octopi upon, so that they'll crawl inside their bodies, desperate for moisture
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11460
11461 11463
>>11455
>phone
This, fish outta water
>>11457
Then stop killing shit so quickly and u can use it effectively. Or just kill shit. Opponent has to be between 0hp and -10hp to use.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11461
>>11460
How many spells can a blackguard use per day? I still can't figure out the limitations.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11462
11464 11465
I've gottta spell if we need to kill someone quick btw
Just tell me when
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11463
>>11460
>Then stop killing shit so quickly
Not exactly sure how to do that, but noted.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11464
>>11462
Save it for your meme arsenal. Keep stockpiling priceless memes to cast.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11465
11466
>>11456
*tries and fails to hide visible disgust at the site of a soccer uniform*
"Just how far are you willing to go to make our future together with our child work?"

>>11462
Tell me more
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11466
11467
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>>11465
Our characters are miles away, but let's just fuck it.
>Just how far are you willing to go to make our future together with our child work?"
"Literally nothing is more important than our foal."
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11467
11468
>>11466
I know, but I want this information now
"How important is it that he has a father around to teach him football and give him a small loan of a million dollars once he starts his business career? How important to you am I?"
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11468
11469 11470 11488
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>>11467
*appears visibly concerned that you'd even ask this*
"You're my husband, ~Flashy. I love you, and I hope you'll love this foal together with me as much as I love you now.
It's important for our child to grow up in a stable household and have a capable, loving father; I hope you don't feel too pressured by the task. It's a big commitment."

>tfw you retyped this a dozen times,
but you're really tired and it still sound gay

Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11469
11471
>>11468
*mutters under his breath "if you think we're married, then why do you keep talking about a 'wedding' as if we're not married"*

"No no, little pony, that's not what I meant..."
"Let me ask you straight up. If I say "kill this person," or "disable this person," would you do it? Without further question?"
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11470
11471
>>11468
I'm sorry but I think you should just accept that in choosing to role play as a female seeking a romantic and sexual relationship with another male, you are going to have to say things on occasion that sound kind of gay. Also it's D&D, which is pretty gay by itself

If I were doing this properly I'd have Trumpaladin cast Zone of Truth, make Tracy give every answer within it, do incite checks on everything of importance she says, and then cast "detect lies" on her at the very end of it
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11471
11472
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Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11472
11473
>>11471
*expression is almost irritated. Backs away from pony such that she is not as close. He speaks now more firmly*

"I'll ask you again. If I say "do this," including "kill this person," would you do it? Without hesitation or question?"
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11473
11474
>>11472
went to bed, sorry
*steps forward, still dreamy-eyed*
"If you really needed it, I would do anything for you, ~Flashy. If there's anything that's disturbing you, I will be there for you."
lYLhA
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No.11474
11477
>>11473
If Inferius were here, I'd test her out by asking her to stab Inferius in the anus again
We can end here, don't worry

"That's what I needed to know. And don't worry little pony, I want to be the best father ever to this little foal. Just as surely as my foal deserves a mother who is honest, trustworthy, a follower of Football - AMERICAN Football - who is dutiful to her country, and, you know, is mentally stable. *mutters "not a cauchemar"* My foal deserves only the best. Believe me."
\r
Anonymous
c1Pxf
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No.11477
11478
>>11474
Roooooo! I like Infernius!
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11478
11479
>>11477
if she's not willing to do what is asked, she should say so
Anonymous
c1Pxf
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No.11479
11480
>>11478
She'd absolutely do it; so don't make her.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11480
11481
>>11479
But it's a dead serious question that he needs a real and sincere answer to. If she's not willing to do certain things, or would do them only with extreme hesitance. When he said "anything," he meant anything. That doesn't just mean things she'd do on her own volition anyways (and by the way, she did stab Inferius in the anus on her own volition), but it also means the things she wouldn't want to do. This is important because I need a clear answer if to what degree she can be trusted with certain information and requests
Anonymous
2TxcL
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No.11481
11482
>>11480
Look at it this way, would you normally ask your pregnant wife, who just made it clear that she was fully committed to building a family with you, if she would kill anyone without question, just to prove how batshit she was for you?

Either way, the characters are miles apart, and I can't give clear answers that give dramatic effects like that without considering time/space variables,
because muh flowcharts. Wait until she gets back.

Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11482
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jfp8v
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No.11483
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Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11484
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>You'll start a civil war, Trump
Well, I wouldn't be the first in my family to start a civil war...
https://youtu.be/dKMTu1GDi_w [Embed]
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11485
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Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11486
>>11482
>and then flown back on Fae to rejoin the group.
So you're character is walking with the group now? (I missed this part earlier)
I'll take that into account, although I'm too exhausted to write a half decent RP right now. I get all evil and tragic and shit when I'm not awake
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11488
11489 11495
>>11468
>stable house hold
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11489
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Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11492
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Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11493
>>11492
That's seems to be a pretty well-thought interpretation of it, more or less.Would clarify more, but I'm just too tired to type right now...
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11494
>>11492
>too original
I meant moreso convoluted and difficult. By "too original", I meant 'not how Tracy should be'; Tracy embodying the element of Unoriginality.
lYLhA
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No.11495
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Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11496
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Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11497
11500
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>>11495
>tfw I'm the only one who understands an appreciates what was done with this character
This is good; it means you deeply appreciate her character for who she really is, and hate how her shitty writer has been abusing her and not showing the true potential you see in her: two steps away from true waifuism.

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