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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
876 replies and 196 files omitted.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10964
10965 10966
I don't even know whats going on, but I gotta go anyhow. Love you guys, post whatever till next
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10965
10966 10971
>>10964
I g2g too, desu...
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10966
10968
>>10964
>no "no homo"
Jk,
See ya tommorow gm
>>10965
See ya

Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10967
>>10961
>sgt.hartman
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10968
10969 10970 10971 11009
>>10966
I'll put it in the subject line of the next bread e_e
Take care all. I had expected that tonight was gonna be about declaring what was happening in the 2-3 week period between the Soros fight and now, but whatever; its all good.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10969
>>10968
My Character has more important things to do than to figure out where the gold is. He needs to be back at base
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10970
10973
>>10968
REEEEE!!! I need that time
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10971
>>10968
>>10965
night
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10973
>>10970
You'll get it, I'll mix it all together.
"Night guys!"
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10974
Tourcil's ship hit a naval mine.png
>>10963
You will change the very core of your being for the light, or you shall perish, Outsider, like all of the rest of your kind
lYLhA
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No.10976
10977 11009
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>10963
You better not lie to me Tracy, you better not lie to me ever again, or I will cut you. I will cut the tendons out from your beloved little legs, each of them, to leave you wobbling like an accordion and unable to run or to move or to stab. I will cut the muscles from your preciously little jaw. Then, and most importantly of all, I will cut you precious womb open and liberate my child from you. I shall slit his throat and end the suffering caused by the shame of being the spawn of you. Then I shall cut your intestines from you, wrap them around your neck, and hang you up by them as your useless legs dangle like a fucking grandmother's wind chime. Then, I shall skin you - cut your precious blue hide off. I shall tan it into leather, dye it, and make the most obnoxious black jacket. And while wearing that jacket, I shall track down every waifu - every last one of them - and steal them. I shall fuck them while wearing your tanned hide as an obnoxious black jacket. You better hope you are dead by then, because I will live stream every single one of them for the viewing pleasure of your wind chime of a body. Don't you lie to me Tracy, don't you ever lie to me.\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10977
10978
>>10976
"let infernuis say that if trump ever tries that me banish you to the soccer plane for eternity, where you will be tortued endlessly by being forced to watch every single soccer game ever played."
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10978
10979
>>10977
She is dishonest and you side with her? No, never. I'll roast you too you fucking cow. I'll take you right to a Kosher slaughter house, well they'll gut you and process you all in accord with the Talmudic law. And your ground beef will become paddies for happy meals for the little Jewish children, as the proceeds from the sale are donated to the Holocaust Museum. And your hide... your hide? It will be tanned into leather and become the scrolls from which an Hasidic Jew will painstakingly transcribe a handwritten copy of the Talmud. And then your Jew Talmud hide will become the basis for learning the Talmud for generations of little jews, passed down from generation to generation.

I am not pairing with anyone who does not recognize the Paladin's code of Honesty and Duty, and don't you get in the way. If you want to serve the Jews, well, I'll make you serve the Jews
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10979
10980
>>10978
thats a pretty jewy plan trump.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10980
10981
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
>>10979
So is over looking the faults of a rogue outsider in our midst, you Hebrew Happy meal
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10981
10982
>>10980
all she want to do is make you happy man, chill infernuis dont know why you so crazy maybe we take you back to port barry.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10982
10983
Not quite right.jpg
>>10981
Don't you see? She doesn't. She doesn't want to make anyone happy. She doesn't want to serve God, nor serve country, nor serve her alleged love. I don't think she even wants to serve herself. And so why am I being shackled to her when she can only harm? This is insulting. I do not deserve this insult."

*Almost sobbing*
"Yes. Take me back to Port Barry
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10983
10984
>>10982
it okay buddy no one insult you, me just want every one to be happy T-thez would want us happy trump.
lets get you to your no, our town.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
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No.10984
10985
maxresdefault (6).jpg
>>10983
*obviously out of it by now, and surrendering physically to Inferius*
"She is as most women. No actual concern for any other person. No real love - nothing that deserves to go by the name of love. Only a desire to fill an inner emptiness. And that is done by hunting down and taking a man that she hopes to show off to the other women - they think if they do that they can be better than other women. Or by creating a child and stuffing them into the black void of their hearts."

He changes subject
"It wasn't your Rockwell, but Codreanu... I think that was his name. He once said, if I were faced by both an enemy and a traitor, and I had only one bullet, I would shoot the traitor. And he's right, because the traitor is closer and in a better position to do harm."
Pauses
"You know she intends to take the Jew gold for her own, right? Some of it anyways. Now even that'd be tolerable, if she'd just say outright 'I earned this' or 'it's abandoned, no one owns it.' But she wouldn't say that, would she? She'd lie about it. Because she has no respect."

Pause
"Thez was honest and dutiful. She had her faults but..."
Stops talking
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10985
10986 10994
>>10984
trump i cant say you wrong about most women, but thez wasnt like them and id like if we dont go down that road, trump tracy may lie but she still our friend she not do anything to hurt us, me dont know why you so mean to her but me know you do what is right and me respect you for that.
summons fly
get on.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10986
10987
>>10985
*looks over to Inferius*
"Is she? I'm not as sure...

Just you wait and see. She'll be the first to get to the treasure, and a few choice gems will be removed from their rings and crowns, and when you ask her where they went, she'll concoct some weird story. And this will happen again and again. Can you rely on that? Would you want that riding you into battle? Would you want that raising you child? If she cannot be trusted with a few measly dollars, how can she be trusted with your life? Your child's life."
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10987
>>10986
yes i would because i know she would love your&HER child and protect them with her life.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10988
10991 10995 11009
"It looks like Trump is going insane!"
GM looks at the board title, and back at her, cocking an eyebrow with wordless sarcasm. "Call it stress."
"I'd call it coocoo for cocoa puffs. I mean, he could have made the previous hoard of treasure last twice as long if he wasn't in such a hurry, port Barry is easily twice its previous size with a fully functional Football field, a civilian population that is actively training and organizing, and all the basic shit one could ever need. All this, on top of having a giant floating crystal tower with his name on the side, and he's still like this?" she says scratching her head. "I'll make a living harpsichord out of him if he tries any of that shit with Tracy, I'nis, or the whorehouse though,..."
"...I'nis?"
She giggles.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10991
Thezlaughs.png
>>10988
>I'nis
Kekd hard at that pet name.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10992
10993
>tfw too lazy and tired to greentext a touching response, and have to head off to work+classes..
I'll cook-up something later...
Mrs. Sentry
2TxcL
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No.10993
10995
>>10992
Reeeee! Muh flowcharts! Idk how to respond to so many action/emotion triggers at once!
I was going to write-out a romantic, hope-filled greentext/dialogue after the kiss, but now she's gotta cope with this.
*whips out graphing calculator*

Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
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No.10994
10995 10996 11007
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Dammit..! I'm gonna have to activate my Yandere Cheats (they're extremely limited, and have critical psychotic consequences)to keep her from killing half the characters. You know she's hormonal now, right?
Ignorance --> Tracy was still woozy from that long, passionate kiss, and wasn't listening at the beginning, in a whirl of positive hysteria.
Now for the Wilder abilities:
Autohypnosis --> Repressed Memories
>Due to a violent storm of latent internal turmoil in the Dreadful Mare's Chaotic psyche, her trained but Volatile Mind adapted to delet what she wasn't able to handle at the moment. Tracy suddenly feels shaken to the core, but only clearly remembers select parts of what her supposed lover just said, while being vaguely aware of the roots of her husband's breakdown, and deeply disdained by his state of distress.

[murderous hoers noises begin before cutting off abruptly]
*shakes herself awake* "... F.. F-Flashy..?!" she murmurs, her eyes appearing glassed-over and dreary, before suddenly opening wide, revived with an aquamarine blaze
".. Flashy..! Y-you look really sick..!" She stutters, grasping your waist feverishly.
"Y-you didn't have to come all this way to track-down the treasure, if you weren't feeling well. The bull and I can easily do it on our own. I'll bring it back, so p-please don't st-stress..!" she stutters pleadingly, her body shaking with the early onset of hysteria "I... I-I'll bring it back...!" She murmurs again, more quietly this time, her eyes appearing to fade and glass-over once more. A shaky hoof wanders over to her soft, pale-blue abdomen, as if desperately looking for something. "F-for.. us...! I.. I'll find it.."
>>10985
The fire returns to her eyes, as she turns over to the bull with a frightening glare
"Make sure he gets home safely (wtf is fae?), and come back asap." She barks, her face momentarily becoming a scowl before she turns away and stares strait down at the pepples on the road.
"I will be scouting-out this area while you're away." she mutters, her voice becoming monotone.
PLEASE accompany her on the journey. It's important that the Cleric be there.

AAAAND That's enough to accommodate my charts. I will have some greentext later-on, if I can find the time.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10995
10997 11016
>>10988
Travel ban isn't so effective, now is it? Did the interdimensional equivalent of liberal judges get to it?
In older editions of D&D, Paladins are not allowed to associate with any characters who do not act as Paladins are supposed to. Here, you have a Paladin who is forced to watch his only ever child carried to term and raised by a drug-using, soccer playing, lying, unpatriotic neutral-evil Outsider. There's just no way that wouldn't push him to the breaking point
Bottom line: he's not letting Tracy take the child so long as he does not trust her, may all the Heavens burn down
From the very beginning, his primary desire was to free himself from the thrall of the alleged deities that sought to keep him imprisoned here and away from the plains and sea shores of his youth. He has not strayed from that goal. His patron deity did not become revered because he was effective against enemies. He became the object of worship because he showed no restraint in calling out traitors and tyrants amongst his own party, and attacked alleged-allies with unrelenting ferocity. He has not forgotten that either

Yes. Trumpaladin has suffered a stress related breakdown relating to Tracy's pregnancy. He's now back in Trump Tower and is looking to explore a few weapons. He has reevaluated his situation and has determined that he has to re-prioritize his short term goals. "Next week's problem" is now this week's
>>10993
I was going to respond to this, but >>10994 poofed in

Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10996
10997
Spoilered
>>10994
You might want to rethink that scene. She really shouldn't come within six feet of him while he's going psycho
Anonymous
T7thL
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No.10997
10998
>>10995
FYI, Tracy actually isn't canonically drug-using in any text, memes or artworks I've seen (she's just normally that crazy), despite having grown up in a violent neigh-borhood full of potion-cooking ziggers. She's certainly not about to start now that she has a child either.
The moon sugar she bought in the khajit thread was originally meant to be used on you in a completely different story plan, but I decided to just use it to fuel her nightmare transformation, so that she wouldn't have it on her anymore.
Most of the rest is true-ish though.

>>10996
She was just kissing you a moment ago.

I really g2g. I'll check in again this this evening (won't be able to RP though, due to work and shit)
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10998
11001 11002
>>10997
If she uses cocaine then she uses cocaine. As for the kissing scene, I think we can say that ended a while before the later breakdown, with Tracy bolting off her own way and Trumpaladin slowly wandering off to the side, and the breakdown happening some minutes or hours later. If the breakdown had occurred while Tracy was in close physical proximity, it would have been quite a bit more dramatic
Anonymous
c/SE8
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No.10999
11002
hehehehe.gif
So what happened last night was the logical next step in a series of events within Trumpaladin that was set in motion the moment Tracy reacted coldly to his rescue of her after she drank the blood. Unlike some characters with flow charts of six gorrillion possible outcomes, this train derailment has only two. Well, I guess three. I was going to have this happen later when it seemed less determinate as to whether a specific outcome was likely. But I think it needs to happen now.
Anonymous
c/SE8
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No.11000
11002
rtx1qz4z.jpg
"I want to beat the Tarrasque as a Republican, but it depends on how I am treated. And I've been treated very, very unfairly. I might have to run and beat the Tarrasque as an independent"

Check my digits
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11001
11002
>>10998
>I'nis
Awwww super kawaii
c1Pxf
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No.11002
11003 11004 11017 11043
[5d20 = 55]
>>10998
Pretty sure Moon Suger is closer to a mix of crystal Meth and Wolfsbane, but the point still stands.
Idk if it was received, but that potions-drinking scene was actually meant to be interpreted as a half-assed suicide attempt.
As for the breakdown, she would've been close enough to at least hear.
>>10999
Let's go mad together.
>>11000
Does he say this before or after he leaves?
>>11001
Ikr.
Your character is still going to come to find the Jews' treasure, right?

Also, repeat this >>10947
to find something for her to focus on during the time that she's alone.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11003
11006
>>11002
of course i promised.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.11004
>>11002
The 11000 post was just because I saw it was coming up and I wanted to take it with something memey. It doesn't happen in game.
>let's go mad together
"Come closer little pony." *holds out sugar in one hand*. "This should only sting a little"

if you intend to have Tracy shift alignments, that process needs to start now and have some noticeable effects, or it needs to not happen at all
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11006
>>11003
Any chance Lord Hitler could give us a sign to point us towards where the wretched kikes stored their ill-gotten gains?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11007
11008
>>10994
Wait a minute. If Tracy is triggered, will she attempt to kill everyone? Now that akes things more interesting. Much more interesting

Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11008
11010
>>11007
Not necessarily everyone, unless the the formula is set towards the really bad ending, but potentially anyone.
'Triggers' are independent variable that go into pools that balance emotional and sub-conscious movements.

Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11009
11011 11016 11017
>>10968
>2-3 week period
I didn't know we had this
>training with dagger intensifys
>>10976
What
The
Actually
Living
Fuck
In
All
Earth
Heaven
And hell
>>10988
>living harpsichord
Can I use the stomach for my bagpipes?

Also
>flowcharts
And I thought I was autistic


Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11010
11011
>>11008
can I have some idea of what particular emotional triggers are, or do I have to play minefield?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11011
11012 11016 11017 11026
pQo7e8E.jpg
>>11010
>do I have to play minefield?
YES!!!
>wanting spoilers
Everything involving her or you is a potential trigger for response, or pools for mental balances. Triggers are not necessarily negative or positive, and are ranked by points and pooled into calculating zones. The number of points each trigger may potentially have also changes constantly depending on the state of all pools and the sliding time scale: what may create a certain response at one point may have no effect, or an entirely different effect at another time. Most triggers are very subtle, and often have little affect by themselves, but certain others are landmines.
tl;dr: Women are irrationally complicated, and even I can't tell you what her programming will yield.
Don't even think about taking her foal away from her.
>>11009
Pic related.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11012
11013 11014 11017
>>11011
>Women are irrationally complicated
Accurate
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11013
11016 11017
>>11012
It felt increasingly gay to keep writing the romantic developments on my own, so I created a complex, ever-changing system that could do the thinking for her. It's still incredibly gay, but now i can pretend that it's her making the decisions instead of me.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11014
11015 11017
>>11012
Okay, now you've lost me
So, you made an AI?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11015
11018
>>11014
No. I cooked-up convoluted system of math to determine the outcomes of various haphazard flowcharts that I made-up for character development.
This was mostly to maintain a consistently-insane character.

Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11016
11018 11024 11028 11030
>>10995
You're mostly right. The travel ban was enacted by Thez, and can thereby be revoked likewise, except that doing so would allow (((everyone))) back in.
And yes, that is pretty much what I had assumed happened with Trump.
>>11009
Ordinarily we don't. I had initially thought that putting 2-3 week time-skip would allow "Wow, the town is almost entirely repaired, and look there's all those things that characters put into motion". Unfortunately, I can't put down my popcorn.
>>11009
>stomach bagpipes
>eye-twitching intensifies
Thats... a great... idea.
>>11011
Pali check
>>11013
I will be thoroughly blanketing the next thread with "NO HOMO". Try having a thoughtform in your head that is rifling through your memory of 90's & 00's love ballads ~_~
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11017
D&D Romance.jpg
>>11002
>As for the breakdown, she would've been close enough to at least hear.
Well, yes and no. The initial complete psycho parts were said in a very low voice, more or less mumbled, so people mostly would not have heard it, except for Inferius, who was very close. By the time Inferius started arguing with Trumpaladin, that would have gotten everyone's attention, so they would have heard that. Tracy could have heard the mumbling of she were either doing a random listen check, or if she were focused in on Trumpaladin particularly at the moment, Trump's words were techinically addressed to her, and he did say her name. So it's plausible she heard everything, but really she would not have heard everything just by default. So basically you have a choice as to whether she hears the insane threats or if she only hears the later arguments.
>>11009
>WTALFIAEHAH
Not going to lie, I was legit IRL triggered by Tracy's in game lying and the opposition to my CPS suggestion. It only seemed natural to me to escalate the situation in game as well. Maybe one of these days I'll learn how to not take things over the internet, especially fantasy games over the internet. But that day is not today

>harpsicord
No way I'm letting that Tiujana Donkey's mistress get the better of me, any more than I'm letting the drug addict have my child, if I have to fight all heaven and hell

>Flow charts
I know right
>>11011
>Mathematizing this shit
Like what the fuck

>play the minefield
See pic related
>>11012
And you wonder why I don't settle down
>>11013
I think trying to write a romance from a woman's perspective would have been less gay
>>11014
Just don't think about it
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11018
11020 11025
>>11015
Well thats fucking gay
>>11016
>implying stomach bagpipes are a new idea
How the fuck do ye think they made the first ones?