The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>11221
"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder just firm enough so that he couldn't get away
"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder just firm enough so that he couldn't get away
"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
His discretely thrown kunai stabs the ground next to the ball.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
>>11231
>6
*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
>6
*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
>>11234
"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
>>11235
He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
>>11236
>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked
"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked
"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
Let me finish the lie!
>>11228
Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?
Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?
>>11239
Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.
You're welcome ~_o
Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.
You're welcome ~_o
Gib Ponimaru's response.
[3d20 = 40]
>>11245
"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband." I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horses
Perform (acting): feign innocence
Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore. She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
>>11245
"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband." I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horses
Perform (acting): feign innocence
Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore. She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
>>11246
"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
>>11247
"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
>>11250
"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
>she hadn't drawn her knife until he attacked
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
>>11253
He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252
"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252
"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
>>11255
He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning
He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning
>>11256
A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
>>11253
Tocuil write your name in draconic to prove literacy. Just do it.
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
Tocuil write your name in draconic to prove literacy. Just do it.
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
>>11254
>My lies aren't working on this kid
"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
>My lies aren't working on this kid
"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
>>11261
Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
>gibs futbul
*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
>>11265
I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
>>11266
GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.
GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.
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