The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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>>11218"Don't think me rude, but what do you want?"
>>11217>>11220Vous est un putain
Hitler est moi seigneur et sauveur
>>11216slow down its almost like you are speaking a different language.
>>11221"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder
just firm enough so that he couldn't get away"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
does Hitler send us a sign?
>>11227"Uhm,... its a ball," he says layered with suspicion.
>>11229"Yeah, a futbol. Do you know how to play?"
[1d20 = 6]>>11230"I don't have time for games."
His discretely thrown kunai stabs the ground next to the ball.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
>>11231>6*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
>>11233"Thank you. Considering you killed me last time, I'm surprised."
>>11234"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
>>11235He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
>>11236>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
>>11228Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?
>>11228Only if my french trips where a sign
>>11239Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.
You're welcome ~_o
>>11241so hitler dosent answer me is what youre saying?
>>11241>not suspiciousI made
two successful sense motive checks on him, and got nothing.
>>11237"You lie. You made your intentions obvious, which were to kill."
[3d20 = 40]>>11245"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband."
I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horsesPerform (acting): feign innocence
Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed
wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare
totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore.
She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
Torcuil decides to talk to Lenos
>>11246"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
>>11247"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
>>11250"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
>she hadn't drawn her knife until he attacked
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
>>11251Thez told me to talk to oou about arcane and divine magic.
What do oou have to say?
>>11253He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
i pray for a sign from hitler. gm why you no gibe answer?
>>11255He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning >>11256A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
Trumpaladin's plane lands
>>11254>My lies aren't working on this kid"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.
*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
>>11261Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
>gibs futbul
*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
>>11265I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
>>11266GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.