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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11220
11222
>>11216
>Speaking French
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11221
11227
>>11218
"Don't think me rude, but what do you want?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11222
11225
>>11217
>>11220
Vous est un putain
Hitler est moi seigneur et sauveur
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11223
>>11216
slow down its almost like you are speaking a different language.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11224
Dummkopf
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11225
11226
>>11222
>wasted Francophone trips
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11226
>>11225
I FINALLY GOT TRIPS
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11227
11229
checking in.gif
>>11221
"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder just firm enough so that he couldn't get away
"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11228
11239 11240
does Hitler send us a sign?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11229
11230
>>11227
"Uhm,... its a ball," he says layered with suspicion.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11230
11231
>>11229
"Yeah, a futbol. Do you know how to play?"
Kyteo
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No.11231
11233
[1d20 = 6]
>>11230
"I don't have time for games."
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11232
His discretely thrown kunai stabs the ground next to the ball.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11233
11234
>>11231
>6
*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11234
11235
>>11233
"Thank you. Considering you killed me last time, I'm surprised."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11235
11236
>>11234
"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11236
11237
>>11235
He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11237
11245
>>11236
>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked
"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11238
Let me finish the lie!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11239
11241
>>11228
Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?


Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11240
>>11228
Only if my french trips where a sign
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11241
11242 11243 11285 11372
>>11239
Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.

You're welcome ~_o
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11242
>>11241
so hitler dosent answer me is what youre saying?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11243
11285 11372
>>11241
>not suspicious
I made two successful sense motive checks on him, and got nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11244
Gib Ponimaru's response.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11245
11246
>>11237
"You lie. You made your intentions obvious, which were to kill."
ZV3KL
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No.11246
11248 11272 11278
[3d20 = 40]
>>11245
"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband." I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horses
Perform (acting): feign innocence

Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore. She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11247
11249
Torcuil decides to talk to Lenos
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11248
>>11246
"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11249
11250
>>11247
"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11250
11251
>>11249
Eh, am I holding a bomb?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11251
11253
>>11250
"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11252
11254
>she hadn't drawn her knife until he attacked
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11253
11254 11260
>>11251
Thez told me to talk to oou about arcane and divine magic.
What do oou have to say?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11254
11255 11262
>>11253
He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252
"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11255
11257
>>11254
Tell me more
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11256
11259
i pray for a sign from hitler. gm why you no gibe answer?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11257
11258
>>11255
He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11258
>>11257
Night GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11259
>>11256
A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11260
>>11253
Tocuil write your name in draconic to prove literacy. Just do it.
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11261
11263
Trumpaladin's plane lands
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11262
>>11254
>My lies aren't working on this kid
"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
Anonymous
11U3y
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No.11263
11264
>>11261
Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
Anonymous
11U3y
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No.11264
>>11263
From Thez*
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11265
11266
>gibs futbul

*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11266
11267
>>11265
I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11267
11268 11274
>>11266
GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11268
11269
>>11267
Sounds hawt.
jfp8v
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No.11269
>>11268
>she could have been a Bolshevik slayer all of these years, but chose to go down the part of wickedness instead
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