The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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>>10862Fair point
Is GM even dealing with our bullshit anymore?
>>10861I've seen far worse
>>10864Are you KIDDING? I must be a McDonald's cuz I'm lovin' it
>>10862The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
>>10866Because trust requores commitment on both sides of the isle?
>>10867She's just not willing. Wants the job, but is unwilling to do the duties
>>10867I think this is going to be an ongoing "work in progress"
Can Tracy bully Ponimaru into writing her a Ninja scroll?
>>10870No, his skill-set is WAAAAAAY below metaphysics
hey gm can i go person to person(in port barry) gathering info on the jews?
>>10873Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
>>10873"Infectious, I have a better proposition for you"
>>10873Tracy remembers her previous endeavor on Tracking-down the Jewish caravan's treasure.
>>10874ok which direction did they ride into town,the first time?
>>10875trump insult infernuis why?
Trumpaladin goes to Levos to ask a simple question
>>10878"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
>>10880[interested hoers noises]
>>10877"From the north. Always to or from the north"
>>10879>Levos>>10880"Sooo, are you asking for my help? Cuz I can guarantee that it won't all make it back to the city in THAT event."
>>10880me help find gold for port barry, but trump have to put up a statue commemorating thez.
>>10876Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.
"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."
He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
>>10882did they smell a particular way?
>>10883"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
>>10884Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
>>10882Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy
"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
>>10888Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction
"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
>>10886Thats a good question, I'll have to think of an appropriately distinctive 'smell' for (((them))).
>>10890"A tickle in my throat, pay me no mind." Lenos says entirely unconvincingly.
>>10888"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
>>10894"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
>>10893Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
>>10893*makes internal note to swipe treasure to pay Lenos for the weapon*
OP is veritably cackling at the prospects
>>10895"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"
pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that
all of the gold is accounted for"
>>10899"Inferius, how good are you at counting?"
>>10901me can count to 6 million.
"Can we go already?!" Tracy asks annoyed, knowing how long the trip will take with the bull weighing her down.
GM, please fast forward the journey.
>>10902"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."
He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.
"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."
>>10904"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
>>10905A journey is never as important as the destination, little pony
>>10904"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
>>10906>all of itYes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
>>10909"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"
>>10911"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released