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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10863
>>10860
MOLON LABE!
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10864
10865
>>10862
Fair point

Is GM even dealing with our bullshit anymore?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10865
>>10861
I've seen far worse
>>10864
Are you KIDDING? I must be a McDonald's cuz I'm lovin' it
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10866
10867
>>10862
The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.10867
10868 10869
>>10866
Because trust requores commitment on both sides of the isle?
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10868
10926
>>10867
She's just not willing. Wants the job, but is unwilling to do the duties
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10869
>>10867
I think this is going to be an ongoing "work in progress"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10870
10871
Can Tracy bully Ponimaru into writing her a Ninja scroll?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10871
10872
>>10870
No, his skill-set is WAAAAAAY below metaphysics
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10872
>>10871
>no lunch money
Poor colt..
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10873
10874 10875 10876
hey gm can i go person to person(in port barry) gathering info on the jews?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10874
10877
>>10873
Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10875
10878
>>10873
"Infectious, I have a better proposition for you"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10876
10884
>>10873
Tracy remembers her previous endeavor on Tracking-down the Jewish caravan's treasure.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10877
10882
>>10874
ok which direction did they ride into town,the first time?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10878
10880
>>10875
trump insult infernuis why?
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.10879
10882
Trumpaladin goes to Levos to ask a simple question
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10880
10881 10882 10883
>>10878
"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10881
>>10880
[interested hoers noises]
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10882
10886 10889
>>10877
"From the north. Always to or from the north"
>>10879
>Levos
>>10880
"Sooo, are you asking for my help? Cuz I can guarantee that it won't all make it back to the city in THAT event."
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10883
10887
>>10880
me help find gold for port barry, but trump have to put up a statue commemorating thez.
Anonymous
vI1sh
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No.10884
10885 10888
>>10876
Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.

"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."

He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10885
10890
ham.jpg
>>10884
Lenos coughs distinctly
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10886
10893
>>10882
did they smell a particular way?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10887
10891
>>10883
"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10888
10892 10894
>>10884
Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10889
>>10882
Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy

"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10890
10893
>>10885
*inquisitive look*
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10891
10892
>>10887
specifically her.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10892
10899
>>10888
Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction

"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891
"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10893
10896 10897
>>10886
Thats a good question, I'll have to think of an appropriately distinctive 'smell' for (((them))).
>>10890
"A tickle in my throat, pay me no mind." Lenos says entirely unconvincingly.

Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10894
10895
>>10888
"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10895
10900
>>10894
"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10896
>>10893
Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10897
>>10893
*makes internal note to swipe treasure to pay Lenos for the weapon*
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10898
OP is veritably cackling at the prospects
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10899
10901
>>10892
good. you have my sword.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10900
>>10895
"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"

pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that all of the gold is accounted for"
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10901
10902
>>10899
"Inferius, how good are you at counting?"
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10902
10906
>>10901
me can count to 6 million.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10903
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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10904
10906 10908
"Can we go already?!" Tracy asks annoyed, knowing how long the trip will take with the bull weighing her down.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.10905
10907
GM, please fast forward the journey.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10906
10909 10910
>>10902
"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."

He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.

"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."

>>10904
"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10907
>>10905
A journey is never as important as the destination, little pony
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10908
10911
>>10904
"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10909
10912
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>>10906

Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10910
>>10906
>all of it
Yes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10911
10912
>>10908
me want tracys help.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10912
>>10909
"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"

>>10911
"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released