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Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
876 replies and 201 files omitted.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11270
>>11209
So she'd rather let go of the child than the child die?
jfp8v
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No.11272
11274 11275
>>11246
I swear to God can your character go a single interaction without lying to someone? It's perfectly unnecessary in this scene.

She's a perfect replica of my ex-girlfriend, especially post-break up. Are you actively trying to make me hate her?
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11274
11276 11278
>>11267
Relax, next time its seen it'll be hanging in the stable, the black parts being used as individual targets for kunai.
>>11272
Would you like me write her in so you can beat the piss out of her?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11275
11277
>>11272
tbqh, I was only doing it because I felt like playing around with the bluff skill. I'm not even looking at the character flowcharts.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11276
>>11274
Muh speshul gift!
Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
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No.11277
11281 11317 11485
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>>11275
>*reads thread while fully awake and sober*
>'wtf am I doing? This isn't Tracy'
>*Reads flow-chart development summary*
>'wtf do I even use this godawful horrific system?'
Actually, on second thought, this really is a load of horseshit at this point. I've been abusing Tracy's simple, unoriginal character with these goddamn convoluted mathematic flowcharts. Tracy, as a meme, is an unapologetic murderer, but by no means a liar. Ponies don't lie to this destructive magnitude
Fug, in retrospect. These flowcharts were a mistake: in my endeavor to make the game more interesting, I let Hell freeze over and made a Tracy into something *shudders* original. Right now, she's closer to an actual hysterical woman than an edgy magical pony. The best part about ponies is that they're not like real hoo-man women. Fuck! What have I done? This isn't waifu material.
Yandere Calculus was a creative writing theory that I made years ago when I was a edgy weeb faggot; it was largely based on dramatic horror anime and Greek tragedy, and worst of all my ex-girlfriend. This shit isn't suitable for simple-minded magical ponies: it was developed to maximize the most horrific possible dramatic plotlines possible from hysterical women. If i followed the development summary in sincerity (which I never do), Tracy would've been a genuinely evil, poisonous creature by now.
I'm going to take a different approach from now on. I'm going to burn most, if not all of these infernal flowcharts. Expect leg-humping when I'm not sure what to do: it'll keep things Unoriginal.
Only you can make her into waifu material, but I'm not going to allow this fucked-up system I created to actively campaign against it too much anymore. I'll cut the lying bullshit and try to make her a bit more transparent.
Anonymous
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No.11278
11279
>>11274
No, I'm just fine with her being gone forever and never seeing her again. Besides, Tracy fills the role disturbingly well.

>>11246
Why is she trying to flatter him and make nice? What does she stand to gain? She's sure she can beat him in a fight, so why wouldn't she rather mock him for failing so miserably the last time?
Anonymous
2TxcL
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No.11279
>>11278
Well, back then, I was going to have her be smug and condescending to him, but that was before GM made him into a Colt (there's nothing to be smug about after killing a kid, regardless of how edgy you are). I just got bored and felt to condition him so I could casually bully him later, just for some much-needed comic relief, since Tracy is the only one who can actually talk to him.
She has nothing to gain, and no reason to care. I was just in a shitty mood, and set aside character development for a while to larp as the Rogue for a bit, and felt like seeing if he'd fall for the 'farm up state' thing. it wasn't really supposed to be a representation of her character; i just got lazy and bored and did something unnecessarily evil.....
I haven't been sleeping very much lately, and I get weird ideas when I write at midnight. I'll try to be a better larger in the future, because Tracy's character isn't going in the direction I wanted her to.
Anonymous
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No.11281
11282
>>11277
For what it's worth, if Trumpaladin had witnessed Tracy first lying to Ponimaru, and then possessing a soccer ball, that would have triggered a duel to the death between Trumpaladin and Tracy, which Trumpaladin would not have let end until between himself, Tracy, and the unborn child, one or more characters had been permanently removed from the game.

The child is a game breaking change because it prevents Trumpaladin from overlooking Tracy's actions and alignment and forces him to obsess over it. Unlike my ex-girlfriend, who went her own way doing who cares what in Dallas, the child is a direct connection between Trumpaladin and Tracy that prevents a proper and thorough divorce. The fact that the child is the product of a failed attempt to save Tracy from herself just makes it that much more insulting. It's like having a cousin who you don't particularly like but you want to give a chance, so you pay a large sum of money for them to attend classes at the community college so they can get a certification, but they withdraw from classes, take the money and spend it on drugs or invest it in a criminal scheme. It's insulting beyond measure

Anonymous
2TxcL
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No.11282
11283
>>11281
S-sorry... I'll try to play a bit more thoughtfully from now on, and not just act like Two-Face playing Snakes and Ladders...
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11283
11284 11317
>>11282
Nah you can play as you wish, but I don't think I can be honest to this character without almost all possible courses of action leading to disaster. I blame GM for introducing an event that prevented Tracy from having a natural development
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11284
>>11283
Rooooo! I will make it work!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11285
11286 11372
>>11243
>>11241
So, I guess the message is that she gets the intuitive thought to turn back to box town?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11286
11372
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>>11285
It's not that far from the crossroads, right?
*walks back up the path towards Pip*
Anonymous
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No.11287
11317
GM, where are we in the game? I would like Trumpaladin to try out his new Subaru or however the hell you spell it, and figure out how it plays out in a fight, and to also see if the resurrection tool is transportable. After that is accomplished, I would like him to rejoin the group riding Fae
Anonymous
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No.11288
11289 11290
Another question: are we using a permutation with "smite evil," can it be cast while mounted, and would casting it consume an attack space in a turn?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11289
>>11288
yes and yes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11290
11291
>>11288
According to the Wiki, Smite Evil can be applied to any normal Meelee attack, and can be use 4 times per day at level 15.
It should be usable while mounted.
I think the Paladin was also supposed to have a Bless Weapon ability, but I can't find it...
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11291
11293
>>11290
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/blessWeapon.htm
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11292
Roooo! All I wanted from the beginning was the Assassin Prestige class, but I still have to make a hit to take it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11293
11294
>>11291
How do spells even work in this game? I've never RP'd before...
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11294
11295 11297
>>11293
when you say spells do you mean spells that are used for buffing or spells for attacking?
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11295
11296 11297
>>11294
So... Would Smite Evil consume an attack space?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11296
>>11295
yea spell-like abilites take up attack actions.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11297
11298 11301
>>11294
Well, any, really...
Then again, it seems I've figured it out. Tracy's a mudpony, so she can't use any spells except for blackguard spells while in Nightmare form
>>11295
It's applied to a normal melee attack, so you should just be able to add it on to any attack that involves one.
Paladin can use other spells, btw.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin_Spell_List
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11298
11299
>>11297
well buff spells and attack spells both take action slots,
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11299
>>11298
Ah, idk how this works desu.
I actually avoided reading into the attack mechanics because I wanted to avoid D&D tier rigidity. My only real interest was prestige classes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11300
>>11160
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
Those were three separate versions of a shoop I modified. I was trying to see which looked the least shitty.
Anonymous
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No.11301
11302
>>11297
Damn these are some useful spells, especially for my intended purpose
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11302
11303
Another-Dog-Hiding-In-a-Couch-Cushion.jpg
>>11301
>tfw you know you're a bad girl
Anonymous
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No.11303
11306
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>>11302
*rolls up newspaper*

GM, what is my spell casting level? If I am not to 3, is there anyway to access specific spells in that category? There's one specifically I really want
Anonymous
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No.11304
11305 11306
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>4th level spell casting Paladins are damned near unstoppable slayers of Evil and Outsiders
HOW DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11305
>>11304
you have 1 4th level spell.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11306
>>11304
>>11303
how to acsess higher level spells.
>leveling up is how you gain more uses
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11307
tfw bad girl3.jpg

Kyteo
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No.11317
>>11277
Apology accepted Xp
>>11283
I had thought that it would enable a more natural development. Just one more of my ideas into the can
>>11287
Tbh, I'm not exactly sure. I'm going to have to re-read the last 3-5 threads just to pick up on all the things I've forgotten, missed, or just couldn't be arsed to respond/comment on. This was just one of the many reasons for the 2-3 week jump.
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11328
11331
... in fact, the contract which Thez arranged - and which Trump is explicitly and permanently not included in - involves taking raw gold/gems, taking them to an artisan of absurd skill, and turning them into fabulously expensive jewelry that is for sale exclusively at the Port Barry shop.

But OH no, TRUMP needed it to BUILD shit,.... XP
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11329
11332
... it was/is essentially a money-hack also geared toward re-establishing Barry's filed pirate contracts due to the rats invasion, increasing trade and travel to the port.
But Trump HAD to have a stadium first,....
(this is mostly Thez ranting at this point)

Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11330
*failed
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11331
11332 11333
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>>11328
>selling goods to people in a city with no money when there's a port RIGHT THERE and it could have brought a positive balance of trade from export
Never accused her of having business sense
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11332
11335
>>11329
He used eminent domain to make himself a steakhouse too.
>>11331
Not selling your exclusive jewelry all over the world FROM the port.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11333
11337
>>11331
No you buffoon. Don't make me rewrite the game history 'cuz you won't admit you're wrong. The goods are sold to the lingering travelers who still minimally arrive there. The quality of the items is such that even the smallest ring would fetch a hefty sum and would draw the attention of monied (read royal) interests from across the land.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11334
11337 11338
And what's more, all the artisan in question wants is more materials to make shit WITH, he's not taking ANY of the profits.
Anonymous
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No.11335
11336 11338
>>11332
Do you go to Tel Aviv or Brussels to buy Diamonds? No? Do you go to Germany to buy cars? Shanghai to buy Televisions? Didn't think so
Anonymous
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No.11336
11339
>>11335
>tel aviv
>another point for the jewish plot.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11337
>>11334
>>11333
>saying all this shit long after it is irrelevant
You could have said any of this to a very receptive audience at any point earlier in the game. You could have given hints. I even asked about the business deal at the time and nothing came of it. None of this was at all foreseeable from anything in the game or outside of it. All you said about Thez and gems was that she wanted the smaller ones to wear herself, and much later, that Thez willingly gave Trump possession because she believed he was doing well with it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11338
11341 11342
>>11334
Fucking THIS!
Did you ever consider what could happen if Lenos, a dragon mind you, ever grew angry or bored with anyone living at the tower? Enjoy exploding.
>>11335
No, you have them imported, from Brussels, Germany, or Shanghai.
Port Barry is a port: Half of it's purpose is to export products.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11339
11340
>>11336
Tel Aviv is host to a large diamond exchange. If you buy diamonds, you just might be supporting the diamond industry of Tel Aviv
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11340
>>11339
i know that, thats while i avoid jewlry all to gather.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11341
11343 11345
>>11338
Hence why it is better to sell the goods internationally