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 No.1[Reply]

This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life


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 No.8164[Reply]

what are you gonna do about it faggot?

 No.8165

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 No.8168

Wank

 No.8170

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 No.534[Reply]

Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.

Please help me feel better.
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 No.7142

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>>7111
>I guess I'm part of the problem you described.
Nah, that kind of stuff is exactly what most people enjoy.

>>7112
Now THIS describes the actual cancer of the fandom! Fluffies have always faced gory deaths, but /b/tards thought that they'd also have to be irredeemably evil in order to deserve all the abuse. They wanted to feel like heroes while abusing defenseless creatures so they had to come up with every possible way to make the fluffies as despicable as possible. Their interpretation of fluffies became the literal opposite of the original concept and is now known as the hellgremlin fandom - a fandom dedicated entirely to getting enraged by hideous little psychos encapsulating "all the worst sides of humanity". The post in >>601 describes this perfectly and is toted like the Quran by the hellgremlinists themselves.

Fluffies getting banned from /b/ may well be the best thing to happen to the fandom since its very founding. The appeal of getting trolled by imaginary creatures wears out fast, and without a constant influx of newfags from /b/ to keep the ragefest going, the fandom has again become a more hospitable place for those who actually want to enjoy the fluffies.

Without /b/, the oldschool fluffies are once again becoming the majority, and the last time I checked the fluffybooru it actually left me feeling happier rather than angrier for doing so. I quit the fandom when things were bleak, but now I'm seriously considering getting back to drawing fluffies myself.

 No.7265

>>7142
Never really bothered to fuck with fluffies, but these screencaps intrigue me. if you don't mind, what is the original media called, and where could I find it?

 No.8066

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>>7265
The best place for original stuff is http://fluffy.booru.org/ . It has been mostly inactive since the new fluffybooru.org was founded, but since the newer booru has basically become a containment site for /b/tard rapefugees I'm hoping the fluffy.booru site could reawaken as a hub for the original fandom again.

Speaking of fluffybooru (without the dot) becoming a containment site, the state of the fandom outside it isn't as bleak as fluffybooru might suggest. The vast majority of people on other sites and imageboards still like the original fluffies, and it seems fluffybooru.org is really the only place where all the shit and hatred has been distilled in.

 No.8166

idk

 No.8167

f



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 No.8149[Reply]

The ring came off my pudding can.

 No.8160

You're a fatty.



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 No.8151[Reply]

Do you know what is this?
Syria and Argentina probably knows.

 No.8159

A hoof cup?



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 No.7953[Reply]

who else likes /sp/ but never knows what to post?
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 No.8133

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I like /sp/, but I never have a spot to post the random shit I find.
Like this.
Looks like Bluto from Popeye needs to learn that horses are not for sexual.

 No.8134

>>8133
From the 1933 cartoon. Episode "I eats my spinach", in case anyone doubted this frame.

 No.8135

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>>8133
Makes you wonder why Popeye wants you to eat spinach to get strong as a horse….

 No.8142

>>8133
looks more like that horse needs to learn that Popeye is not for sexual.

 No.8156

me



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 No.8121[Reply]

Who invented the chair?

 No.8122

I did.
You're welcome.

 No.8130

Ur mum

 No.8136

The chair was invented in 1724 by Gustave Chaire, a French nobleman. Prior to its invention people used to stand constantly because the only type of seating available was the throne, which only kings were allowed to sit in. Rudimentary church pews also existed as early as the late Middle Ages, but the downside was you could only sit in church, you couldn't take the pews with you when you left.

 No.8137

>>8136
It's funny, because you're actually pretty close, according to wiki.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_chair
"Once the idea of privilege faded the chair speedily came into general use."
See that, SJW? See what great things man can do when they aren't hung up over "privilege"?
FUCKING INVENT CHAIRS.

 No.8146

>>8136
>>8137
you're both wrong, it was invented in the year 69 by Augustus Chair when he tried to squat on a box!



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 No.6132[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
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 No.8154

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>>8153
> i luv WEEN!
HER3 1Z PR00VEZ 4
>HOOVEZ!
https://youtu.be/Yw0eOUElWKk

 No.8155

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>5TEP 1
/b/ poorfag
>ST3P 2
/b/i reduc3d shite
>5tep 3
/b/ SMRT
>ST3P 4
======
$PROFIT!$
__________
AKA=EAT F00D.
https://youtu.be/47MbyPXnbXQ

 No.8157

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>/b/ware the power uv
KINDNESS!
>FREE MEMEWARE!
(((NO VIRUS ATTACH3D)))
>THE KINDEST GENTLEST MEME
IN THE MEME TOO GAYM3!
>USE @ UR OWN RISK!!!!
powered /b/i stuart ashenz
and Zed X Spectrum….

 No.8158

>>8155
>check
i got dubbz
>YAYYYYYY!
(plz no shitpost)
>MLPO.FAG
: )

 No.8161

>>8158
have fun playing your
foolsball
>: )


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 No.7463[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

i am scientist from europe germany,
but because everything here is so shit,
[no bank account, no papers, police dont do a thing etc]
i have to drive away with my FreeEnergyBattery and researches.
i am not long here anymore.
when someone has questions about politic here or science stuff ==>
https://discord.gg/Wj69YZj
i draw a bit until i am gone.
yay.
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 No.8150

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>>7469
thanks :D

>>7471
that

>>7474
this

>>7478
itza sport. MAI SPORTZ

>>7481

>>7482
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 No.8152

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>>8150
i made some test to calculate how mutch retardnium you have and made a small simple test.
have you enought IQnes to solve it?

also news.
i like these news. since last saturday am i sick of these fucking mondays >.<

 No.8162

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GShIPUFOv0w
about stuff.
will next days make some about slimy blob that smells and taste kinda cosmetics o.0
and about my sports here. yay!

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 No.8169

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>>8162
Stop destroying earth!


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 No.8041[Reply]

Feels?
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 No.8043

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>>8042
I may be emotionally numb but the one thing I will never forget the sound of the dirt hitting the ribcage of my dog as I burried him.
The only thing that is sadder is Hachiko.

 No.8044

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>>8043
So sorry to hear. The must have been truly heartbreaking. Dogs always gets to me.
>I still haven't "manned up" to see the movie about Hachiko

 No.8045

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>>8043
Dog of Flanders is also a pretty good one.
If there's one thing that owning dogs has taught me, it's that everything will eventually come to a close. That it's important to cherish every moment we get with our loved ones, because they could end at any moment.

 No.8080

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>>8041
>>8043
>>8044
I had 4 dogs throughout almost 20 years of my life. I don't really remember the first one, but I remember when my second one got hit by a car. He died in my arms. I was merely 12 years old, and it was a very heartbreaking experience. The third one died at age of 3 as he went to a nearby forest and ate some fox poison. He was found dead a few days later. I couldn't even hug him, because his body was cold and already full of some worms. I didn't want another dog after that. But my parents were stubborn and bought another dog. Took me a while to accept him. We don't let him out of our backyard anymore, because we don't want him to die so quickly. I'm genuinely crying as I write this post. I still remember the dream in which I saw my previous doggo and heard the "True True Friend" song from the show. I'll never forget that.

 No.8123

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>>8080
animals are the better humans



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 No.8093[Reply]

Have you ever had to take a friend into the barn to have a little "conversation" about the Denver Broncos?

 No.8120

No, but I would like AJ to take me into her barn and explain in detail the virtues of Elway to me.



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 No.8055[Reply]

I made some OC you fucking kucks

 No.8056

>>8055
Beautiful

 No.8057

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>>8055
10,000% football.

 No.8074

>>8057
>You are trying to create an image with a football level of 100%

 No.8077

Love it



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 No.7179[Reply]

Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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 No.7888

>>7887
Looks like the list of Antifa FB group members. But not sure why here, perhaps to get poner to come back and be poner.

 No.7917

>>7658
New poner is just spy from the black dimension

 No.7918

>>7658
Jelly poner

 No.8060

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>>7179
>Poner’s face when she’s kill…

 No.8068

>>8060
no kill poner!



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 No.8063[Reply]

Yeet


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 No.4268[Reply]

I was trying to get my life together and become a writer. What now?
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 No.4294

>>4293
Pretty much what >>4293 said. A quality piece is going to take more than a month to write, and even if it didn't, one month isn't very long, and writing takes time. So just produce something to have ready when the ban ends

 No.4295

What got you banned?

 No.4296

>>4295
Official reason: Many one-off accounts were made solely to upvote my fic. The admins decided that means I made all of them.

More likely reason: Pissing off Eldorado the short-sighted baby (Who hilariously doesn't understand the whole "People can't read your PMs when they're banned" concept) and his pet glimmernigger horde

 No.4297

Why… why does it have a nutsack on its nutsack?

 No.8061

>>4297
It’s Mega, mate.



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