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 No.1[Reply]

This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life


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 No.4275[Reply]

>October Friday the 13th
POST SPOOKS
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 No.4313

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>>4304

is this the headless horseless horsemanns horse pony?

 No.4342

>>4304
10/10 would cuddle
0/10 can pet mane

 No.4366

>>4342
You'll just have to focus twice as hard on the rest of her

 No.4374

>>4366
>twice as hard
not impossible if you get my meaning what I mean is boning

 No.4375

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>>4313
>both love to scare people
>she completes him in that she's the horse to his horseman
>both would make a sexy as fuck power couple as seen here >>4303 and pic related
but most importantly
>they can share a pumpkin head
a ship made in heaven



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 No.4361[Reply]

ITT: Civilization memes. Any version.
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 No.4365

>>4362
Do it, faggot!

 No.4367

>>4362
DO IT

 No.4371

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 No.4372

>>4365
>>4367
http://modiki.civfanatics.com/index.php?title=Civ5_Modding_Tutorials
http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Modding_(Civ5)
http://civilization-v-customisation.wikia.com/wiki/Modding_Guides

You do it. The people on CivFanatics will answer any questions you have.

If you got the game the NO MONEY FOR THE JEWS! way, just download someone else's mod then edit the XML files that make up the mod. It's literally just text.

 No.4373

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>>4361

>the Literal Homosexuals have knowledge of Mining.


I am willing to believe that.



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 No.53[Reply]

What do you do?
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 No.82

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I kek's, you get a pineapple.

 No.3119

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Ever wonder if Flutters finds Discord cute because of all his animal parts?

 No.3161

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>>3119
I literally never thought of this and it's prolly true.

 No.4369

>>3161
>>3119
It actually makes a lot more sense that way…

 No.4370

I would probably watch in awe as my waifus ass is erased from existence by the massive heat coming from a slap of such creature, it would probably mean the end of the world as we know it as the shockwave released from such impact would resonate on the tectonic plates with such strenght they would break, causing massive tsunamis and vulcans to emerge everywhere on the globe, causing the Holocaust.



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 No.2283[Reply]

>LET ME SUCK ON YOUR APPLES, ANON!

 No.4368

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>>2283
Take two apples, and you can have a free banana.



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 No.3719[Reply]

I just saw the "Season finale" on a cartoon-online pirate site(No shmeckels for the jews that way) and fucking christ, how do you fuck your show up that badly? It's gone from being a """self-aware""" cartoon about a shitty sitcom family with obligatory wacky character to… this. The show alternates between trying to milk its shit characters for depth and trying its damndest to make you not care about these shit characters. It wants to have its cake and shit on it with a giggle and feed it to you too, and I ain't eating that shit! There is literally no more point to care about these characters. Severed limbs can be replaced by robot arms and then forgotten about and regrown in the next scene(I fucking dare a fanboy to say "It's ok, he just regrew one with magiscience), he can go to any dimension and do anything, he's a magical amazing all-powerful ubermensch with shit-tier leddit beliefs and a fucking boring show. He's fucking invincible, and not in a fun way. He can do whatever the plot needs him to. And Morty? Morty will always be the sidekick on the verge of breaking and doing something interesting, but never really doing it. The "Toxic" episode failed to follow its own internal logic(For untoxic rick to be so neutered, he'd have to consider "Wouldn't a being of pure evil have the right to exist too?" the pinnacle of health, though this gets forgotten about in the climax because writing anything smarter than "Rick saves the day by being amazing" is hard) and the fucking memory episode… At any given moment, the characters we watch can die, then Summer can take their portal gun and grab fucking Dancer Morty and Bacon Salesman Rick, then erase their minds and give them the backed-up Rick and Morty memory data. There, I just spoiled season 4's opener's/ending's big reveal, it's that fucking obvious. The only reason to watch this show is Evil Morty, and he's not even that interesting or special in a world of shit where the douchebaggery of Ricks is the fucking norm, and the writers are clearly going to use him to jerk you around for several seasons, a la BBC's Sherlock's Moriarty.

Why? Why did replacing half the writing team with feminist diversity hires that showed no interest in "Some silly juvenile sci-fi thing" when it was new but DEMANDED a spot where they can ruin it and peddle feminism once it got popular, why did that backfire so horribly? Just kidding, I know why, it's because women are inherently lesser and feminists even more Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.4355

>>4340
>>4341
We've been over this before. I get that you think its shit, and you're entitled to your opinion. I've illustrated that I think its enjoyable, in spite of several legitimate and observable criticisms. I don't contest that there are aspects of it that are open to criticism, but in spite of that I don't have as dismissive/negative an impression of it. I'm not going to convince you, you're not going to convince me; subjectively both are right, objectively neither are right. Have a nice day, not enjoying things.

 No.4356

>>3719
This is a really gay thread.
No one really gives a fuck in the matter of who watches rickymortin and who doesn't.
Just delete this shit already.

 No.4358

>>4356
this

 No.4363

>>4355
Lick lick lick my baaaaalls!

You can't say you want an honest debate about Rick and Morty, then pussy out with that "Muh opinion, that's your opinion, well that's just your opinion" and "haha lmao bye felicia have a nice life hater" pussy bullshit. Except you just did.

R+M fans, amirite?

 No.4364

>>4363
I never said I wanted an honest debate, and with behavior like that, you can't say you did either. I wanted to give you an opportunity to look like an asshole.
>tfw winning



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 No.1413[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

ITT: post artworks, memes, and screencaps to commemorate the battles that were fought in the War of Unification or even make some of your own.
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 No.4334

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I made this weeb collage but only ended up posting it once on /qa/ (got like a dozen yous too). Also here's a post that was so spicy it got me banned within minutes of me making it.

have fun.

 No.4336

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 No.4337

>>4334
I miss raiding /qa/, we should visit them again sometime

 No.4338

>>4337
Agreed. We'll have to figure out a way to coordinate that avoids the chance of moles. Blitz-kreig status

 No.4360

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>>4337
>>4338

We should do one on the anniversary for sure.



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 No.4320[Reply]

>Marry?
>Fuck?
>Kill?
>Rape?
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 No.4352

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>>4351
Fluttershy

 No.4353

>>4352
I can accept this

 No.4354

>>4352
>>4353
Fuck off, brainlets.

 No.4357

>>4352
You disgust me.

 No.4359

>>4357
No u



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 No.3076[Reply]

>In this time, a time of peace and prosperity makes me wonder how long we can live like this. We are truly the most capable species on this planet we have named 'Terra'. We have been given the gift of being able to control the elements, and the very things that make this new world. Although we fight each other to grow stronger, there is no strife, and I fear that in ever-lasting peace, we shall be unprepared, for horrors that are bound to await us.

>>I skipped ahead a few pages.


>Over time, we have noticed strange beings; they walk hunchbacked on two legs, are covered in hair, and appear to be completely primal. We have decided to stay wary of these creatures; there is no telling what they are capable of.


>>Curious, I turned ahead a few more pages.


>The Legendary Council has decided we should help these creatures. After snagging a particle of skin, our top scientists have created a special stone that can change our appearance into that of we have named 'homo-stultus,' or 'the stupid ones.' Some of the braver Pokémon have decided to help these 'humans' – a shorter term, to become just as sopisticated as us. Why, we already have taught them how to make fire.


>>Intreiged by all of this, I skipped ahead again.


>It has been many lunar cycles, and these humans have already learned so much. They now wear leaves and the skin of animals to cover themselves. They have learned how to gather water and cook food. Under our human guises, some of us have started families with them. I too, have found a beautiful human wife of my own, her name is Nanako, and she appears to be one of the more intelligent. She does not mind my natural form; I think I have found…my soul mate.


>>I then turned towards the middle of the book, wanting to know more.

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 No.4174

>>4154
call them all faggots and erase one random word from each paragraph

 No.4262

>>4174
That's fucking stupid. Come on, if I'm going to infiltrate this group and write something hilariously shit or hilariously shocking or hilariously offensive to the sensibilities of anti-human Lucario-loving basically-HiEfags, it needs to be something that'll light this powderkeg.

 No.4264

What if I wrote something that starts out like an ordinary "I'm a lame Pokemon-loving human that turns into a Lucario and saves Pokeumans from Pokextinction" story, but in each fight, the Lucario gets increasingly bruised and brutalized with each fight despite still winning in the end? I don't know why, but I always wanted to beat the shit out of that stupid furrybait OC. Maybe it's the whole "It's the only species naturally able to use The Force, and it's inherently heroic" thing.

 No.4292

>>4262
I honestly have no idea, I just like contributing shit to get the ball rolling.

 No.4339

I'm being interviewed by someone. HE TYPES SLOWLY, ASKS MY SHIT OC STUPID QUESTIONS IN SCRIPT ROLEPLAYING FORM, AND RESPONDS WITH "PLEASE CHANGE THAT" AFTER EVERY DAMN ANSWER I GIVE. WHY EVEN INTERVIEW ME IF YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME TO CHANGE MY ANSWERS ANYWAY?

I think this guy does "Pokeuman Interview" posts.



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 No.238[Reply]

FOOTBALL ANON
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 No.2910

>>2888
Checked.

 No.2999

football

 No.3888

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>>238
/SP/ IS ABOUT FOOTBALL.

 No.3889

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>>3888
Checked

 No.4333

A football for dear Milo.



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 No.4302[Reply]

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 No.4305

That looks more like they're winning, Nigel.

 No.4306

>>4305
Define winning. The pic is being ignored because it wasn't tagged with Glimmer. This proves the SGDF faggots really do spend most of their days watching that tag and attacking critics.

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 No.4309

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Derpybooru is full of glimmercucks.

 No.4314

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 No.4239[Reply]

I mean, imagine all this screeching from nu/mlp/.
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 No.4253

What are you guys on about? These movies are hilarious, they're one of the first parts of pony culture /mlpol/ exposed me to.

 No.4254

>>4253
Post-ironic regret. Anything that is crude while being celebrated will see denigration when it becomes a passing thought. From what I think, it's what happens when you rationalise an experience. First you feel emotion, then you apply logic. And, sometimes the two will differ. Although, someone can not like something from the start.

 No.4308

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>>4239
it would have been something generic about Glimmer being a communist and purging all of the ponies by the end of the video in the most over the top goriest ways possible.

 No.4310

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Max or whatever his name is is a sellout, he dickrode on a wave of internet wide ponyhatred memefame. he eventually started to cater to the very people he despired so much, even went out of his way to force-meme his Applejack into an OC and making a tumblr blog just for her.

I cant say his works aged well. But then again i must say, this shit was one of the things that pulled me myself into the horsefucker sphere and i cant help myself but wonder how a clip of his with Aryanne might have looked like…

 No.4311

>>4310
Maybe he is a sellout, but i think evolved well.
I enjoy brain dump, and his taste-of-the-month animations are good.
Plus, the guy had enough cynism and self-deprecation to be enjoyable without being edgy or depressing.
Also, he made the right choice to end jappleack after finishing the PONY.MOV series instead of leave it at death limbo like some edgy/discorded pony tumblrs



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 No.494[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

It's time to draw, horsefucker.
Anything counts, no judgement, just draw whatever and post it.
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 No.4203

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>>4202
I wonder who could be behind this post…

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 No.4299

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I dont know how to stick so much eye on such a little face, ponies have really fucking big eyes

 No.4300

>>4299
.. Are they sweating?

 No.4301

>>4300
No homo bro



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 No.4268[Reply]

I was trying to get my life together and become a writer. What now?

 No.4293

>>4268
Write something and wait a month to post it?

 No.4294

>>4293
Pretty much what >>4293 said. A quality piece is going to take more than a month to write, and even if it didn't, one month isn't very long, and writing takes time. So just produce something to have ready when the ban ends

 No.4295

What got you banned?

 No.4296

>>4295
Official reason: Many one-off accounts were made solely to upvote my fic. The admins decided that means I made all of them.

More likely reason: Pissing off Eldorado the short-sighted baby (Who hilariously doesn't understand the whole "People can't read your PMs when they're banned" concept) and his pet glimmernigger horde

 No.4297

Why… why does it have a nutsack on its nutsack?



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 No.4143[Reply]

WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN, /SP/?
Post Rare Pences
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 No.4169

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>>4163
He looked so badass on that trip to South Korea.

 No.4179

>>4163
Is number 4 a real tweet? I never realized Pence's banter was that spicy. Looking forward to memeing for him in 2024.

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might as well post some of these

 No.4289

>>4288
I love these.

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