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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football

>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Where do normal people spend their time?
Where can you meet new people?
How to behave like a normie?
How to talk to people?
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lol autist


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Autistic necrobump




Normies waste their lives on fleeting, frivolous temporary dopamine hits because they want to feel like people.
They want to feel like interesting individuals with deep thoughts and deep emotions.
Even normies can't stand other normies.
Why do you think normie women call each other "Basic Bitches"?
Why do you think they try so fucking hard to flex and front and lie to the world through the internet, pretending they have wild and interesting lives?
All you have to do is take on a cool and productive hobby you can feel good about focusing your sexual energy into, once you stop masturbating.
Then watch a bunch of "How to" videos on body language and celebrity interviews.
Those puppets don't stop acting when they take off the costumes.
Tell normies just enough about what you do to make them think you're cool.
If you don't think they'll get it, bullshit them with a more normie-friendly version of things.
Don't overexplain and make them feel dumb, because some might not understand anything no matter how simply you put it, and that'll frustrate both of you. Instead, underexplain in a way that makes you sound as cool as possible. You're doing cool shit in your spare time.
You need to put a small bit of effort into seeming effortlessly cool. That panic you might feel when you don't know how to do social shit? I've felt it for decades. Trust me, it goes away a bit when you figure this shit out.
And it goes away completely when you understand how pointless and unrewarding talking to normies is for anything other than that sensation of "I have friends who exist physically, I have the acceptance of my peers" your brain craves now and then.
Oh, and don't be afraid to ask them questions, get them talking about themselves, pretend to show interest and ask them follow-up questions, make them feel like they're interesting people for interesting you, a highly interesting person.
That's what I do when talking to normies IRL. I used to be a massive fucking loser, but now I'm tight as fuck. I pass all the speech checks now.


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 No.10488[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Well its official, the last thread hit the Bump limit after a year.
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Discovered a potential Lolcow, nothing might come of him without your involvement though.

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Not yet found.



Canada (Quebec)

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>that looks exploitable
Over 6 gorillion hours.


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You know your art is shit when a diaperfag with an SFM profile picture is mocking you.


Why do all his ponies have that shitty bum fluff beards that neckbeards have? Does he see that as cool or something?

In any case this could be something but for now it's just fun to laugh at and see where this goes

It's worse actually since I'm sure that's actually a Second Life model


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Uhhh, what's going on here?

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>friendship is magic. Now that was a good show.

Post your boomers.
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Kek saw this last night. Absolute unit. Pretty sure an anon and I have worked with him in the army.


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What are you listening too /sp/?
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 No.9542[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

I*d Like to present you the first casuality of the Alt Right Colonization of Stream.me

>Internet Alias


>Power Word:

Thomas Dallmann






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Thomas Dall - The E-Book

>Archive link


Probably one of the only pieces coming close to literature to ever be written about this colossal failure at life.
Might become relevant once he decides to turn his death threats into life actions in the near future. I have a feeling the song of this homicidal manchild will take a turn for the worst.

Shoutout to my fellow detractors Alex, Dispatch, Kovalski, ZugZug, Nexus, Null, Cog and many others who helped to push the boat out about this exceptional sperg. I had no idea this would turn into the horrifying Saga it has become. Theres no telling if and how much of the content here will be used to make a court case against Thomas Dall, but i rest in the hopes that it will help the Danish Government to prevent the pointless loss of innocent lives that would have been destroyed by this lunatic weed golem.

Thank (You) for reading and posting here. Moos are temporary, but Milk is eternal.




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oh Mandalorian, how far you've fallen! virtue signalling to a paedophile because everyone think's you're an e-celeb wannabe faggot! you're not better than a leftist at this point.


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Interesting mando? so why do you still come to the site? Does Kitty know how two-faced you are?

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The chickun glitched

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Can we get a shitty oekaki drawing thread?
Optional: Hard mode; no connecting tablets, trackpad and fingers only.
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Hey neat, this Tim Burton version looks cool!


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Heres the finished piece.


How bizarre. 10/10.


Certainly artistic.

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Have you ever seen it? It seems pretty good for a kid's cartoon.
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Pretty low quality. Vrill is better than you Nigel.


Hey, what do you think of this show so far?
I know this is a joke video but
1. I didn't know they made an actual Ben 10 game in the UAF era
2. Why the fuck are there only four aliens to choose from? At this point he's got like thirty aliens


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>Hey, what do you think of this show so far?
I really like the one where Ben 10 used his radical ninja magic to btfo all the pokemon I don't like and become Ben 11.


You mean Ben 10,000?


I was only nine years old. I loved Ben 10 so much, I had all the merchandise and episodes on DVD. I'd pray to Ben every night before I went to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Ben 10 is love", I would say, "Ben 10 is life". My dad hears me and calls me a plumber. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Ben. I called him a dork. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Ben. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "It's Hero time." He turns into Four Arms and grabs me with his powerful alien hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Ben. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Ben. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ben. He roars a mighty alien roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Ben looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Check it out…I'm totally hot! Heh heh heh". Ben leaves through my window. Ben 10 is love. Ben 10 is life.

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look at this sexy flower /sp/ look at how much of a slut it is.
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She's the big gay

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 No.6132[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
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Here is some music I made
Using Samples from my friends.
Friendship is still magic, right?
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OK. I will. Thank you, please pull up to the next window, your tendies will be ready shortly.


do they come with Nuggies?


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Sure do F R E N!


Bretty Good Jamz
Terry Lives on in Argentina with the Fhurer

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Wch 2hu wud u fuq?
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Komrad Karate


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 No.1426[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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That isn't a chad


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Don’t mind me, just being poner.
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it was the BYC


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embrace it anon


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I'm frightened.


Poner, was your vacation into the void?

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