Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first:
https://mlpol.net/policy.html2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
And finally...
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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>>365772Wait a minute. Are those external movies /mlpol/'s staff approved? Kinda weird that those posts are still up and weren't deleted as spam.
>>365777I don't think making additional movie night groups is against the rules. No reason to delete them.
>>365775>This site has had parallel discord communities since its conception. All of the mods do all of their communications on discordWhich is beyond stupid, considering there's plenty of alternatives.
>it's a little late to be paranoid of it.Maybe, for those poor retards who used discord in the first place.
>>365781What do you suppose the mods use instead? It might warrant a /qa/ thread.
>>361944This is the first time I use so-vits-svc AI voices. is not perfect but thanks for the song Anon lmao.
YEEEE HAW, Just got done Buck breakin' an' the first thing the darn knee grow just wouldn't stop sayin' some of the darndest things.
>Be me, professional and recreational Buck Breaker.
>I've been around for the turn of the century, ya'll should already know of traditional buck breaking techniques, but some automatons work mighty fine.
>It's inspection day and this queer buck get's all fussy.
>Ya'll know the type, they say anything just to get more attention.
>"Masssah, muh peckah jus gawhn."
>"Yess'm gawn like corn on cornhole day massah."
>If'n you know a buck gettin' 'em to realize the pecker is in them pants ya'll've lost the game.
>See an automaton keeps a buck from getting any corn hair idea for foolery.
>Can't use 'em for everythin' else they get uppity and forgettin' what breakin' is like.
>Down right up there with sliced bread.
>This here one is simple, it's like apple pie if'n ya'll made it with plastic and metal.
>So instead've doing anythin' a green breaker would try or the tried and true, ya'll set that pie down and say it's in there.
>Now a buck that's this far will fold, 'less he's one of those kinds.
>They say this just about every time.
>"Massah. Who'd put mah peckah in piah? How's it gone git back?"
>They'll get around to what they have to do to get that missin' pecker back.
"Ya'll just got to put it on your head."
>Confused and delirious from questionin' they do so.
>Like WD-40 an' elbow grease they try to pick up the bolted down automaton pie.
>If'n ya'll set it up right it'll break 'em.
>See they have to check if'n their pecker is really gone cause they can't pick up the pie.
>What they wear stops that kind of knowin' by touch.
>The fool of a buck can't back out.
>Known as a peckerless buck who gave up or a liar.
>Some bucks just expect a breaking for every thing.
>Some queer ones seek it out.
>A Buck Breaker stays ahead on breaking bucks before they even know it.
>Ya'll might be thinkin' that can't possibly work on bucks.
>I was sceptical at first too, then those queer foolish bucks just stopped doing queer fool things.
>Now if'n it's a innadark in disguise they'll make a run for it.
>Broke them too.
>Just have to keep up the pressure.
>>369512Buck Breakin' meme is gay af. Nu-polack queerness is what killed the neo-reactionary wave.
Now have some Twilight Mei's cuz they share a Japanese VA.
>>370706Buck Breaking is a /tv/ meme.
>double dates with her hubs & #hotboyfriend
What did she mean by this?
>>370708Serious, boring answer? She is married and another VA she is friends with is in a committed relationship. Since they all get along and enjoy each other's company, the four of them go on ootings together, a practice colloquially known as "double dating."
Shitposty meme answer: an average Wednesday for Tara Strong involves getting spitroasted between two giant niggers while her spic VA friend pegs her husband in the cuck shed. If you subscribe to her OnlyFans you can watch the whole thing.
>>372061>Aryanne was made in 2017Why do all the normies think this? All it takes is a search for images earlier than 2017 with Aryanne.
>>372061And... we aren't really the focus. Not that I am shocked, but I was hoping for a short mention.
>>372061>New video on us!Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
>>372061I love how having the same political views as most people 25 years ago makes us alt right LOL yesterday's regular guy is today's alt right extremist
>>372062The funniest part in this instance is that, when saying as such, he showed the page about Aryanne on the Know Your Meme page. Thing is, if you go there, this is written out in plain text under the "Origin" section:
>The first image of Aryanne[4] to be uploaded to MLP image hosting site Derpibooru was submitted on February 14th, 2014, created by the artist randy.Mind you, the page hasn't been updated in over 4 years, so it's not like it was edited in the making of the video or something.
My guess is that the creator got this claim from Turkey Tom's video, of which he is clearly aware of, as he uses a clip from it.
Where'd the horsepussy thread go?
>>374777Trips confirm
But unironically, every thread is a horsepussy thread. That's the point of this site. Post horse pussy in every thread; it doesn't matter if you have nothing to say on the topic.
add this banner. it took 3 hours to make in gimp
>>375690Nice! I like it. I will forever feel bad for our beloved Marbles.
Haven't you figured out that the 'ebin shitposter' motif is a cope?
why is this the best remaining pol board X_)
>>377537It's the only board my wife approves of
>>377537Niggers are afraid of the supernatural