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Newfag Welcome/Help Thread
Anonymous
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Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.

7.- Check the catalog.

8.- Go away, Zald.

9.- Don't start shit.

11.- This is nice board.

And finally...

12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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Anonymous
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No.232296
>>232280
Oh god oh fuck
Anonymous
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>>232280
This sperg is really something. I even wonder why he added me.
Anonymous
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>>232280
>>232280
Like you don't know already
Anonymous
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>>232323
>23-23-23
Checked.
Anonymous
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File (hide): 8BBCBA2777C6F42663F92A5F8C83403A-20194939.webm (19.3 MB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:03:46, Low Tier God GOES OFF On Mod.webm) [play once] [loop]
Low Tier God GOES OFF On Mod.webm

Anonymous
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Sad Panda, one of the biggest Hentai Sites on the Planet, is shutting down.

https://mlpol.net/a/res/941.html#q941
sage
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No.232648
>>232640
R.I.P.
8chan leaks Poster IPs to FBI
Anonymous
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File (hide): B02E92F1DC78EC59187CC7CC27608B76-15505963.webm (14.8 MB, Resolution:406x720 Length:00:06:04, 1558430166290-1.webm) [play once] [loop]
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repost of a webm i found on /1ntr/, some of you have probably seen or heard about it

guy gets confronted by 2 FBI agents at work, records it with his phone. 8chan is explicitly cited as the source of postings. board of origin unknown, suspected 8pol.

do not browse 8chan, in particular /pol/ without a VPN and other security tools or you might land yourself a visit with a pair of FBI or NSA niggers (the latter being rumored of being in control of the site since the Q-Anon Shit blew up)
Anonymous
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No.233193
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>>233123
Shit do the posters on 8/pol/ know about this? Post that webm over there and advertise /mlpol/ as an alternative.
Anonymous
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No.233196
>>233193
i've seen that webm multiple times on there so they know about it
Anonymous
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No.233559
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>>233123
Well, shit. Never going on there again.
Do you know if endchan is also compromised?
Anonymous
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No.233756
>>233559

I have hardly heard anything about endchan in the past 2 years nor can i recommend a source where to get to know more about if they have dirt on them.
Anonymous
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No.233867
>>233688
be my gf
Anonymous
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No.234335
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Hello, where can I find the /pol/ Pinkie's Brew song?
Anonymous
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No.234702
>>234335
https://drive.google.com/open?id=1n-wX46O88KmJOMyHUSQg_bAsC05mwXZp
Anonymous
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No.234786
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Where can I turn off spoilers for images?
Anonymous
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>>234786
>Where can I turn off spoilers for images?
Anonymous
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>>174798
>newfag help thread
>need spoonfed on something
Fools! Have you learned nothing? The cancer is flooding in from the shoad boards

>>213399 →
>Board quality is about driving inferior users away so only those with any talents for making good content remain. No two men are equal and the same is true of ponies. The tried and true method of doing this is to beat them down wherever they rear their head until they either learn not to make posts unless they know they have something good to post, or they are driven off the board because they are irredeemable faggots. People making shit threads, people asking about shit they would know if they just lurked a fucking month or two, people wanting to be spoonfed about shit any search engine will tell them in five seconds or whatever else. Either they had to shape up or get the fuck out.

>The new genius liberal everyone-gets-a-gold-star method is to make a fucking safe space for these faggots right on your fucking board because that sure will end well. Have something you wonder? Perhaps you should lurk because I'm sure most thing will get discussed and explained over time and you'll learn other things? No? The perhaps you should wait for a suitable thread dealing with that topic to pop up, as it inevitably will, and learn some patience? No? The perhaps you should put in the effort to make an actually good thread yourself, one that will allow you to discuss this and other things related to it that you have been wondering about, and at the same time learn some diligence?

>No, fuck that shit. We don't want those qualities. Let's make a thread specifically for keep the faggots who can't do this from leaving so this attitude will inevitably be normalized and begin to creep into the rest of the board. It always happens because, as any retard can figure out, if you don't force cancer out as soon as it's seen then by necessity its going to spread.

>What the fuck is the point of them even supposed to be anyway? It's convenient, gives instant gratification and lets you be lazy? Aren't those exactly the vices you want your users to reject? Isn't having one just like putting a kiosk full of kike porn and corn syrup drinks square in the middle of your gymnasium, because if that wasn't there then the only other option would be to actually work out and working out is hard? Can you tell me a single board with them that hasn't gone to complete shit?

>Perhaps the might of horse pussy will be too much for these faggots to even set for here to begin with. I sure hope so and may its power protect you. My experience however is that if you give it ANY place whatsoever to settle then with absolute certainty, even though at first imperceptibly slow, the cancer will corrupt the board.
Anonymous
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>>234848
>The cancer is flooding in from the shoad boards
Yup. I am noticing.
But "for now" is OK and refreshing, I suspect I am going to regret this statement.

Anonymous
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No.234866
>>234864
There there little pony, we're on this
Anonymous
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No.234909
>>234848
There will always be cancerous newfags who will refuse to integrate even when guided to do so, just as there always have been since before this new influx. We'll deal with it exactly as we always have, by either letting their threads fall off the board, or by derailing them with horsepussy. Give the new ones time, they'll either learn or they'll get shouted off the site by everyone else.

Besides, it's strange you did not voice your concerns prior to 8chan's destruction.
Anonymous
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No.235491
>>235489
And they keep saying that "white girls fucks dogs" is just a meme.
Anonymous
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No.235521
Please stop posting lol-cow drama in the welcome thread
Anonymous
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I know this is probably a retarded fucking thing to ask, but for those terrible at sarcasm detection...

Is the pony thing serious or is it a joke?
Asking for a friend
Anonymous
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>>235551
Git gud fgt
Anonymous
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>>235551
We want to have sex with 2d ponies in order to improve the white race. Equestrian Empire is our right by might.
Anonymous
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>>235577

Anonymous
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>>235577
Double Dubs of truth.
Anonymous
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>>235551
Mods on 4chan combined /mlp/ and /pol/ as an April fools joke. The resulting board was of higher quality than either /mlp/ or /pol/. We keep the horses because they deter normies, shills, and redditors. No news outlet is going to take this place seriously and that's just how we want it to be.
Anonymous
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>>235933
noice. Fucking love it.
Anonymous
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>>174889

If the filly and anon are orange, why when I do this.

>THIS

It is green? Yet everyone else can highlight in Orange, Pink, Red and Blue like some elite high horse riding horsefucker?

How the heck do you do that?
And how do I get rid of that darn image that block a quarter of my screen in the corner?
Anonymous
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>>236746
On one hand I could spoon feed you.
>On the other hand I could say lurk moar fag.

>I recommend you lurk moar, and explore the entire site first.
>That means looking at all the boards. All of them.
Anonymous
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>>236751
I have been lurking and posting since April 1st when this site was created shortly after, bitched about when the original edicts were changed to allow "Generals" and been bouncing back and fourth since. How much can you lurk on a site that moves as slow as balls?
Anonymous
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>>236753
>How much can you lurk on a site that moves as slow as balls?
And still you're here.
Anonymous
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>>236753
If you've been here, how did you miss out on all this
>This is unironically orange
lurk moar
Anonymous
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>>236762
I lurked, and you can under options change anon to orange or what ever, however that isn't the same as the moniker to do so is the >

>This only works to change to either green or orange if it is in the beginning of the break not in the middle > of the sentence or paragraph.
Anonymous
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>>236767
I know I wrote "spoonfed" and all that in the OP, but even this is too sad for me. Just look around options, mang. That simple.
Anonymous
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>>236798
HmmmOkDidn't think much of this but will it [r]red[/r] and [#00aeef]could it custom?[/#00aeef]
Anonymous
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Alright faggots, spoonfeeding time
User CSS:
a, a:visited {
text-decoration: underline;
color: #DB7A22;
}

.post-menu {
color: #000000;
}

span.quote {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

a:link, a:visited, p.intro a.email span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.post.reply div.body a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.boardlist a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.subject {
color: #DB7A18;
}

Go now, and be Football
Anonymous
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>>236810
So where under CSS can I get rid of the board image that takes up a quarter of the bottom right screen?

I think I'm losing my mind.
Anonymous
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Oh god. I've been so lonely. Ever since they shut 8chan down, I lost my main source of human interaction (''Or the closest thing too it'').

'''Twitter''' = Get banned
'''Telegram''' = Only good for porn & Gets banned.
'''Neinchan''' = Can't post images for some reason.
'''Space-chan''' = Dead
'''4Chan''' = Banned for life. My VPN (Tunnel-bear) can't get around it.

This pony porn-site is my last refuge.
Anonymous
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>>236996
Welcome, enjoy your stay
Anonymous
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>>236996
Welcome home, Anon.
Anonymous
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>>236996
>'''4Chan''' = Banned for life
The fuck you did to annoy unpaid overseers THAT much?
Anonymous
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>>236996
You know how many times i got banned for life?
At most it lasts 4 months and you can go in again, not like theres anything of value tho.
Anonymous
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>>237011
maybe he made a milky way thread on /pol/ or moot banned him for calling him a fag
Anonymous
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>>236996
Welcome aboard the S.S. /mlpol/.
Anonymous
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>>236996
Don't worry. Milky is here to keep you happy anon.
Anonymous
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>>237024
Is the canvas autism still going?
Anonymous
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>>237041
I hate this horse for having a monopoly on my fetish