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>>193015Trump has to suck Jew dick so the media looks dishonest when it calls him anti-semetic.
And yes, there's a huge leap from just supporting Trump and his "Civic Nationalism" to understanding the importance of white nationalism.
Who here has a picture of that one meme that got over 300,000 upvotes on The_Donald? It's got a car driving down a road that splits in two. "White people" is written on the car, and on one road, "Curing all diseases and exploring the final frontier of space" is written. On the other road, "Babysitting ungrateful savages who have accomplished and invented nothing" is written. The car is dramatically drifting towards the "Babysitting blacks" road.
>>193063Yes, yes, do tell me more about how Trump is literally Hitler because he isn't just like you.
Now go get me that picture, if you don't mind.
>>193071No, I'm making a joke about the juxtaposition of... Fuck it, forget the joke.
I like Trump. He's a little bitch when it comes to the you-know-whats, and he's way too afraid to properly rock the boat the liberals keep rocking, but when he's that far into the public eye and under this much liberal scrutiny, he has to be. He has to be this squeaky-clean messiah who "will bring new jobs and economic growth into this country, but only if you post "Thank you, Trump" on this subreddit". When the left calls him a billion Hitlers, he has to remain as unHitlery as possible or he won't be that living "He's unapolagetically American, and the leftists are still calling him Hitler! Even though Trump did nothing wrong! I should turn CNN off right now and watch real news instead!" moment any more. He has to play it safe and bide his time while his fans do the real redpilling on people he opened up to 1% of the truth.
He knows it will be RightNationalist88 and LIGHTNING-PENCE-69 in the messages of his Pro-Donald subreddit that will tell people the truth about the REAL reason why Soros and his friends are trying so hard to bring down western civilization. For the people not yet ready to believe the truth? They can go on believing Soros and his Globalists are pulling this shit because Soros made bets against America on the stock market. They can believe that's as deep as this rabbit hole goes until they're ready.
You know the pro-deportation candidates making ads with deportation busses and shit? They're the start of the pushback against Globalism. Baby steps, sure, but they're still the start.
>>193098i just Dont see any evidence about him trying to help our people is all. if he really wanted to he could have gotten his promises done.
>>193060If you don't suck your enemies dicks, they win :^)
>>193144By that logic, if your enemies don't your dick you win, ergo everyone wins.
>>193259Except Chad, chad loses in this scenario
CHAD BTFO!
>>192715Well, it was quite shocking, but not that shocking.
You guys desensitized me.
>>195406Hello to you too, friend! Have some Marussia on me.
>>195406Welcome and may Football bless you and keep you
>>195406Are you freaking serial???! Dude go hack someone else's elections you literal evil.
>>195580A shekel for the good Goyim
>>195581What does Israel require of me???
>>195586Gas the Palestinians for us goy
>>195406Privet tovarich.
We hope you enjoy your stay Ivan.
>>195406А НУ, ЧИКИ БРИКИ И В ДАМКЕ!
if i fucked something up lemme know, i'm still learning cyrillic >>195652Its И В ДАМКИ desu, aside from that everythings correct.
Why would you want to learn slavspeak anyways?
>>195701Glimmer is pretty cute in Adidas
>>195704hawt
>>195701>Why learn slav?Why not? Languages from the old continent are always interesting.
>>195701So when australia inevitably goes down the shitter i can fuck off to siberia
>>195771There's more Siberia than north America (and less populated, but its only cuz of russian hackers)
>>200884i feel bad for Chris-Chan tbh
>>201058Now i feel even worse for Chris-Chan, i know he's done some bad shit like scamming people and pepper spraying that game stop employee. but i cant help but feel bad for him. like whats gonna happen to him after barb dies?
>>201061Insane Asylum or something similar to Terry A Davis with more begging streams and whining before he gets killed in the streets by other bums.
>>201062Is Chris-Chan just an autist or is a he full retard?
>>201064>>201063i think he started out as the first, but since the start of his Internet infamy and the death of his father in circa 2012 he strongly deteriorated into the latter. hes the definition of a manchild and abuses his illnesses, diagnosed or otherwise, as a blanket excuse for any kind of inappropriate behavior.
>>201065>D-Did anyone pay him to suck them off?People like Chris should not be allowed to reproduce.
>>201062What a sad, strange little mentalcase. Sexually repressed and raised wrong, sucked in by the degeneracy within culture and he internet, and consumed by it. He just wanted to be a kid forever and write a cute little comic about his original characters. Do you think in another world, things turned out better?
>>201058I really, really need to start reading filenames before clicking shit.
>>201308>Do you think in another world, things turned out better?i like to think he would have been a top general in the Free Amerikan Reich.
Move aside Virgin Glimmernigel.
>>202119Lol, I was expecting something cringey like a knife or tiny baby gun. Instead he pulls out a blowtorch and does an evil laugh. I guess this is funny. I've seen the joke done better.
Anyway, he's fat and he has shit taste in videogames. Almost as shit as your taste in waifus.
>>202119Has he learned how to properly get into frame yet?