Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.
Here's a few things to start.
1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html
2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.
3.- Praise American, Praise Football.
4.- MODS = GODS.
5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.
6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.
7.- Check the catalog.
8.- Go away, Zald.
9.- Don't start shit.
11.- This is nice board.
12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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I see... Simular to waving a red flag to a bull we wave a swatsika flug so a mob of edgy teenagers makes more angry noises. It's the point where the facts deteriorate just so we can piss horrible people off.
Wait... was post pagination just recently added? you crazy lads, you finally did it! You are now ten times better than 4chan.
>>291521>Wait... was post pagination just recently added?
Added pagination a few hours ago. Hope it works well and as intended.
Will you add the ability to upload .JFIF image files?
I will try to add jfif to the file format detection code and make it valid for upload. Should not be a problem doing this.
I see there is a little bug in the update code. Working on fix (hopefully wont take long.
MLPOL HAS BANNED TOR USERS
FUCK THIS PLACE YOU KIKES
FUCK DEGENERARE PONY INCELS
There's no note or mention of tor access being turned off in staff chat, so I don't think that's true. Try a different node. I'll ask Pupper if he did turn off tor.
Tor is not banned (there is no option to ban Tor in the code). Individual exit nodes might have been banned and when I tested first time I was able to post (didn't get Tor flag but not my own flag), second time I got an "You are banned... Ban will be lifted at ..." message. But I see the ban message was a bit lacking and didn't show ban reason. This is an oversight in code that I will fix.
When individuals abuse the freedom we offer by posting CP, as an example, we have to ban that poster (which might happen to be an Tor exit node). The alternative would be that we let users post whatever they want without option to ban as long as they post from Tor, letting them post CP over and over again as an example.
Showing captcha by cloud flare I am unable to get to the site without captcha cunt bot then if I do match the autistic pictures all my exit nodes are banned. Everytime I try and post it says “you’re banned.” New circuit. “BANNED”.
Stop calling me a liar the captcha Jew is real. I used to be able to post here.
You’re a cringe fag I never go on Reddit.
>>292973>Stop calling me a liar the captcha Jew is real.
Dear frustrated whiny anon.
The Cloudfare captcha is because that company detects that your request is coming through a proxy tunnel. Not a /mlpol/ fault.>New circuit. “BANNED”.
It happens that because your location a limited quantity of nodes are available to you, yup, TOR is not so random as it wants to appear.
Do the following experiment, just a very superficial test. Every time you connect to TOR, only nodes in America and NATO countries will be available to you, rarely of never a node outside that boundary will be available... Curious, isn't it?
By the way, Cloudfare is the owner of the expressway, we are just drivers using its infrastructure.
Where did the search function go?
It is in development. Currently working on it, and hopefully will be added (in rudimentary form) in not too long (before Christmas). But if you talk about the Catalog search it is there (filter selection by OP text).
But isn’t Cloudflare pretty much an enemy of the brony community by now?
Oh, its u again. The paranoid schizo who thinks that cloudflare is conspiring against horsefuckers
Remember when virtue-signalling clowns on woke forums went on self-congratulatory rants about how bronies were "oppressed" and "The next step in human evolution" and "the nicest kindest smartest prettiest most creativest and wholesome 100 fandom in the world"?
Please don't be one of those guys.
I thought Cloudflare was the enemy of everyone.
Hi, I've been lurking here for a couple months now.
Newfag here. Thank you for keeping a place where I can jerk off to horsepussy and ass like I used to on /mlp/ before the scruffening.>>237297
I'm looking to learn horse skeletal musculature for a special project.
These should help greatly. If not then I have a vast
variety of various equine anatomical poses for you to... study. Yes, to research and examine. That is what I meant.
So which bit is the yummiest?
I've just watched some old videos of internet aristocrat's coverage of gamergate. Since I am a vodka drinking sperg, I have no idea how this whole situation ended. (and judging by what results google shows me it's unlikely a win)
Can you red pill me on what happened? Did Zoe bitch get what was coming for her? The Quinspiracy theory turned out to be true and all cards were at our disposal.
I'd create a thread but assuming this was a big event, you had discussed it already (assuming mlpol existed in 2014). I know there's a rigged election and corona, but for pure sake of education and history, can you tell drunk ushanka wearing Ivan what happened?
Also is it okay to talk about gamergate? Rumors say it was a bannable offence back then. Sorry if so. Just ignore my post and I'll proceed to fuck off.
That's easy, it's the sleazy part of the mad mare where there is a good share to stare at the wheezy point of the meeting joint that leaves none disappointed when you are beckoned to be sent to become appointed at the rare lair of the mare that leaves men with sentiment that gives them a pitched tent that leaves em' bewitched if you have lent a fair hint of mental mint, to some it's worth the risk to get the most yummy turf of birth considered condemned as everlasting equine sin of the mummy tummy that gets gooey, it's trickery to call it sin if a man's salty sea of kin ends his misery when he will set himself free with a mare for he, lest he forget and forever longer lust to depend on the care of a mare when his flute will shoot and plant root as well as suite the cute mare within her lair, when he enters her salty snare he will be trapped in her hair until his sea of misery shall flood with an ecstasy of beastly intertwining when bodily wining shall begin shining and emotions begin climbing that will leave him pining for more as he drifts ashore smiling from entering the mares door until he leaves sore to depart an end to his depression with a newfound obsession of his erection preferring equine selection.
When a man can understand what a mare has planned that most consider cute do not care about whether most astute minds will tare at the fritter of the wild wet weather of both a white resolute fair mare will know at the sight of sexual might what is meant to be sent at the giving of enchanted peppered penis while greeted with the preferred tremendous taste that is stupendously laced with the heated hormone that makes men's tent pent while faced with the mare moan along arousing the scent of pony peppermint that pitches and releases the salty stones of men, thereafter the tasting tongue is sent without a doubt of conceivable clout of the lustful taste of the pony master race that is as frothy as stout until you have pulled out, when it is then you are the subject of hate from the taste of the hot slot of a mare's gooey gate that decided your fate as an enemy of the state.
From the wet walls of an appeased mare not too tall that will make you fall into her hot hall where the taste of the liquid is enough to accept the call of a mares fluid that will send you stupid when stricken by the cursed cupid of equine sin but is worth to win tempted taste from the pleased beast that makes men crazed and amazed from the hormone laced taste of the delicate delicacy of beautiful beast buttocks both dangerously delightful and strangely insightful.
Funny how it's the runny honey of pony pussy makes men loony is the key to intimate insanity.
It's the yummiest, runniest, saltiest, hottest and tastiest part of a heated hormone-hungry horse.
You can talk about GG all you want here.>>294644
Zoe still works in the industry and videogames are more pozzed than ever. Go ahead and make a thread just make sure it is a good thing. This place could always use good discussion.
Thanks for dropping by. The link is what I really wanted to get from this and it's nice to read something true for once. Wikipedia is too damn corrupt.
hi guys newfag here =3 i'm new to altchan culture, but this one feels friendly and welcoming! i read the policy page and this entire thread btw~ never really looked at pony porn until now. i kinda like it. it makes my dick really hard when looking at it. never watched a full mlp episode b4. will be wholeseome to wholesome people, and toxic to toxic people.
hey anon :) i'm loving this place it's very comfy. am trying to be as active as i can.
Who will help me stuff this jew into an oven?
I absolutely will not.
If you cut him up first he will fit nicely and neatly on the oven racks; no stuffing required.
You thinking what I am thinking, laser?
Happy new year from communist russia, y'all.
Just congradulated my dad, who is an univercity dean. He told me a funny thing. We, russians, pretend we have our own COVID-19 vaccine so when we are forced to take yours we politely tell them to fuck off. It's kinda funny considering we show them vaccination in use and prove that it works simply by the fact noone gets sick after taking it. It clearly works then.
I have a feeling 2021 is going to be alright. In russian doomer's fascion let me wish you all good luck this year and express my hopes that mlpol will exist for another year.
Happy new year tovarisch!I hope I spelled that correctly
Happy new year.
I wish my country had your vaccination system.
I spelled some words incorrectly myself. I think I drank too much beer tonight.
I definitely did drink too much champagne
i am stoned out of my mind. it's almost new years! cheers anon
>>295878>Just congradulated my dad, who is an univercity dean. He told me a funny thing. We, russians, pretend we have our own COVID-19 vaccine so when we are forced to take yours we politely tell them to fuck off.
Where can I get this vaccine? You know just incase they tell us we need mandatory vaccines.
>>295878>my dad, who is an univercity dean.
How hard is it to get into grad school in Russia as an American?
Not a new fag but just got another ban from POL for an hour solid of pony posting. Got at least 5 other anons posting it and a fair few decent interactions especially on britpol of all places. :)
I saw some pony posts and it lit up my day.
I'm glad anon! I just try and do it whenever I get unbanned at a good time for the 4pol board :)
Can someone redpill me on what the presidency of Obama was like? Was it as shitty as it is going to be now with Biden? back in the days it didn't look as hysterical as it is now. And the only shit I hear people complaining about obama is his obama care and some shit. Was the backlash simular when Obama won and what were the consequenses?
Obama used the IRS as a club against every conservative organization without his approval.
And a lot of other crimes. But the TV loved him and sucked his dick. Talk show hosts would show off his action figures for fuck's sake.
Some other noteworthy actions of the Obama presidency>continuing the Bush administration's policy of mass surveillance through the NSA>giving guns to Mexican drug cartels while calling for disarming American citizens>giving failing massive banks millions in taxpayer dollars after the 2008 recession>aiding Saudi Arabia's genocidal bombing campaign in Yemen>ousting Gadhafi and destroying Libya at the behest of the central banksters>funding, arming, and training the Islamic State and Al-Qaeda in Syria (to help our greatest allies, of course)
I'm sure there's more I'm forgetting.
There's "Operation Fast And Furious" right?>step 1 sell cheap military grade guns to the cartels>step 2 put trackers on the gun so we know if it's a cartel kill or not>step 3 wait a fucking second America just armed cartels better than cops and "forgot" to put trackers on the guns>Obama and pals start blaming guns and campaigning against guns wherever Obama's policies start killing police officers.
Also what role did he play in Hillary's Benghazi?
>>298033>There's "Operation Fast And Furious" right?
Yeah, I mentioned that whole fuckup>Also what role did he play in Hillary's Benghazi?
I don't really know too much about that, honestly. I'm sure he covered for her, but I'm more concerned with the point that there shouldn't've been a US military base in Benghazi at all.
Refuge from old /8/poni here... did anyone else make it out?
Wow, u took you're time getting here. Welcome fren!
I was never a regular on 8/pone/, but I've been there before /mlpol/ was a thing.
thank you all>>298254
it was my home board after the /4/pony meltdown. had a lot of good times and held on for as long as I could... but now every post seems to only get replies from chinese bots, glow in the darks and angry tranny furs (from the ashes of lefty/pol/ and tumbler). anyway, I was just remembering how much we celebrated january 20th 2017... that was good day.
I'm here fren. There's definitely a number of old pro/pone/nts here too; you'll see those old Red Anon edits pop up from time to time, plus the Red and Ruby laughingwhorses.jpg.
the head of the Rothschild banking clan dies suddenly from a heart attack at 57
4chan is down. What the fuck is going on? Where else is there?
4chan is down in Aus. Whats going on fella's, is this it?
seems like cloudflare has some problems
It looks like Cloudflare can't reach the 4chan servers. This is bad bros
Not just cloudfare, A whole bunch of sites/games have skyrocketed.
This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of ev'rything that stands
they all use cloudflare probably
Doesn't seem to be the issue
They do all use Cloudflare, but it is gay and trendy and incompatible with censored BBSes. It won't deliver content much faster, you won't get the SEO advantages. There might be some spam advantages, but we already tolerate Captcha for spam. The liability of exactly this happening is not worth it
muh dopamine REEEEEEEEEEE hahahah
try to access sites that a hosted at the maximum distance from you without cdn
speed is min, latency is max
Is it possible to hide threads from the catalog?
And why would you do that?
the end of any hope for hasbro to turn things around mostly kept 4chan mlp bareable but ymmv
>>298677>he thinks captcha was to prevent spam
accelerator was a false flag
Lots of shills on /mlp/. Been like that for a few days now.